MG-PPR Presents The Daily* Sensation – The new home of the sensational scoop or for tin hat wearing truth-tellers

1^st Edition – Bridge Over Troubled Waters?

Requests have been arriving at MG-PPR HQ for detailed analysis and investigations into many subjects; martians, the Loch Ness monster, the wig style of Judge_Topperson however by far (annoyingly) the most frequently sought after questions relate to or are asked by Anton.

(Editor’s note – while every effort is made within MG-PPR and the Pew Pew Reports to keep things fresh - devoting lots of questions to one controversial narcissist does not a good survey make)

Anton, as with almost every other member of the self-absorbed bloodline, has presented himself as a self-proclaimed leader of the streets (again) and while taking on that role he has carried it out to the best of the bloodline’s typical abilities i.e. in as provocative and demeaning a way as possible.  They continually demonstrate that like a flame, the indignant moths of this life will be drawn to his work and continue to find offence so let’s look at some of this and answer some of life’s eagerly answered questions.

• What happened to TommyDonnelly?  By the looks of things Anton, he has been chased away.  He may or may not have been the son of the late BillyRusso however the obvious answer would be that yes, he probably was.  How did he die?  Some say, he fell into a vat of crème anglaise.  Some say he drowned while investigating whether a duck’s quack echoes or not.  However it happened, it was obvious he was struggling with the usual onslaught of Anton’s need to have an antagonist.  Maybe Tommy’s son or daughter has learned not to be drawn in to the Kuku narrative.

• Why has Anton not been hitlisted?  So, the Kuku bloodline is famed for their money making prowess.  How do people know this?  Because we are being constantly told.  Look at the Kuku bloodline as a one hit wonder, dining out on one thing ad infinitum.  So, with this money making prowess what does Anton do with his money?  By the looks of things, we at the Daily Sensation put it to you that Anton is doing the hitlisting.  He makes so much money he needs to find a way to spend it so puts out a hit on many, many people but since he can’t raise a hit on himself, there are no hits on him.  Case closed.

• This brings us to the famed Kuku competitions.  Are they rigged?  Maybe.  Do they get people involved?  Yeah we suppose.  Should people be surprised that there is either no payout at the end or it’s a clusterfuck?  Are they surprised when the sun comes up each morning?  As sure as day follows night, there will be something awry with the outcome.  Don’t enter them expecting anything else however if there are cashflow problems at the end, it’s because he’s been busy hitlisting people.  Quod erat demonstrandum!  Or quid pro quo.  One of the two.

• What happened to Tom_Brady?  He retired Anton.  We at MG-PPR never knew the man.  You obviously did.

Finally, what to do with Anton if you fall on his radar?  Well if he tries to goad you into a response, if you’re of a sensitive disposition then leave it and walk on.  Remember there’s a song all about him, and like all grumpy old trolls he’ll move on to another victim if he’s not getting a rise.  If you do get sucked in, then hell mend ya...you've been warned!

Otherwise, just accept he is generally on a wind up and needs to be in the streets getting any attention.  Not everything is without merit but if you put on a set of special piss-take identifying glasses your lives will be so much happier.

*The use of the word daily is in no way an indication of how frequently this periodical will be published.  This may be the only edition.

Anton is the only one bringing life to these streets. If it where not for him this publication would not exist or be about something of little importance. I won't even discuss these terrible allegations you have made. Good day sir.

LEGEND - While, yes, without Anton this specific publication would not exist however the man himself is asking MG-PPR to look into TommyDonnelly and Tom_Brady.  A significant proportion of Pew Pew Report responses are asking about Kuku/Anton so a little muck raking seems to be just fine.  The staff at Pew Pew reports do not wish to have an entire survey and subsequent analysis dedicated to a subject so...divisive

Anton - Well done for spotting it was just about one man.  I applaud your analytical instincts and ability to read between the lines, I thought it was quite subtle.  You should be a leader of something somewhere.

Firstly, son, you're not the father of MG-PPR.  As stated previously, MG-PPR is the product of a merger between the former MobGov enterprise and Pew Pew Research.  So really, we can't be referred to as "son". 

Secondly, the question was asked why you aren't hitlisted and who is doing it.  The equation 2+2+2 = a bag of potatoes may have been used however

1. your bloodline constantly remind people of your phenomenal money making prowess "ask TommyDonnelly about the kind of financial firepower that Anton can produce."
2. all the hitlisting is a phenomenal amount of money
3. someone can't hitlist themselves

Ergo, two birds/one stone.  The Kuku bloodline has a tendency to twist details to suit themselves so we present to you 1, 2 and 3 making you the hitlister.  If it's true it's true, if it's false then surely as WUM-in-chief you can see that.

Wind up merchant son. 

You know, MG-PPR, you may have incidentally stumbled upon something here: could TommyDonnelly have been behind the hits? He must have been enormously rich from all the handouts he received from Anton. His surly and prickly demeanor certainly raises some suspicion.

Ahh.  Of course Mr Cromwell that is a rather obvious nail whose head can be hit!  I would expect nothing else from a pre-eminent Tudor mind as your own.

So, Anton channels funds through to the late @ThomasDonnelly, either wittingly knowing or unwittingly aware that those funds would be used in the hitlisting of his friends and allies?  If one was a mischievous sort, does the lack of hit on Anton provide evidence of young Mr Donnelly potentially trying to protect his not-so-covert-benefactor?

Given Anton’s pre-occupation with both ThomasDonnelly and Tom_Brady, with the funnelling of funds to Donnelly and then this:

You anonymously transferred 3.00 credits to Tom_Brady. The note "I want you to have these, son." was included.

RIP, son.
Reply by: Anton

it could be viewed as a payoff for a job and sacrifice well done.

If someone was mischievous and planting seeds where there may be no soil!

Indeed, MG-PPR, indeed. Who would suspect the two to be in cahoots given their publicly incandescent relationship? Maybe it was all for show. It would certainly explain why Tommy chose to engage with Anton with such frequency. Any sane and logical person would simply have taken the high road a long time ago. Not Tommy; he continuously lowered himself to the basest level possible. There had to have been a reason.

Wheeler, he was certainly not too proud or dignified to publicly accuse high-ranking mobsters of giving each other fellatio just a couple days ago...Maybe a brief glimpse past the curtain on Mr. Donnelly? 

Follow the money!

A note, from my accountant:

    Aug 04, 20:55:57    Your accountant has made payment of $1,000,000 to Tom_Brady. The note "welcome" was included.
    Aug 03, 19:06:27    Your accountant has made payment of $1,234,567 to TommyDonnelly.
    Aug 03, 17:00:03    Your accountant has made payment of $10,000,000 to TommyDonnelly.
    Aug 03, 16:49:12    Your accountant has made payment of $25,000,000 to TommyDonnelly.
    Jul 28, 22:22:24    Your accountant has made payment of $5,671,310 to TommyDonnelly.
    Jul 28, 22:21:32    Your accountant has made payment of $5,671,310 to TommyDonnelly.
    Jul 28, 22:14:07    Your accountant has made payment of $5,671,310 to TommyDonnelly.
    Jul 28, 10:33:50    Your accountant has made payment of $70,555,000 to TommyDonnelly. The note "for billy" was included.
    Jul 26, 23:27:36    Your accountant has made payment of $18,000,000 to TommyDonnelly.
    Jul 19, 21:57:16    Your accountant has made payment of $974,395 to Billy_Russo. The note "As discussed" was included.

Well, I wouldn't want to take a list of bank transactions and continue spreading baseless rumours but...

If TommyDonnelly was being paid to put hits up maybe it might look like that.  That's what?  $140 million give or take a few bucks here or there.  That looks like it could be enough for a hit or two.

Again, not being one to cast aspersions that much, but if baseless innuendo was being spread about my financial wealth being used to put hits on friends and allies I wouldn't provide a list of $140 million in payments.

I do believe you need to catch up son.  We've moved on to the sensational baseless rumour that you funded TommyDonnelly to put up hits. 

The police terminology would be that you've been fingered but given the hyper-sexualised content that the late Mr Donnelly was engaged in saying you've been fingered might draw all sorts of other unwanted connotations.  MG-PPR could just imagine the headlines now

Self Proclaimed Street Leader Fingered Over Hitlist Accusations - Anton Denies All

Neither a cop nor a stool pigeon son.  Merely aware of the lexicon. 

Tad had heard some people chatting about 'The Daily Sensation' as he was walking down the street. It was something he had heard rumblings about on the street corners before. He decided he would go check out what it was all about....

After searching high and low, he finally found himself in Chicago where MG-PPR was sharing his impressive researching abilities and the vast knowledge he was able to collect for his reports. To see somebody creating an opportunity for the masses to ask questions was definitely something that made his smirk. This seemed like somebody who would add a great deal to the streets.

"Thank you for this fine research MG-PPR. You are a scholar and a gentlemen. This first edition of The Daily Sensation is definitely a good one. I would say I can't believe some of the things I've seen in this....but I can unfortunately. I hope you can keep up the good work. The streets is in dire need of somebody with your abilities!" He tipped his hat and tipped the man before going on his way.