I don't want one million, simply because I like to follow the belief that if one becomes too rich they lose all sense of purpose. Can I ask you for twenty thousand though? That would go a long way. I need to renovate my kitchen soon and that money would really help make it pop.

Can you do that for me? Please.

I am a mere nobody, perhaps a few million dollars would go a long way to making me a somebody? It could at least pay for a prosthetic limb or four...

I'll take a million dollars, and I'll add it to the prize of my tournament and credit it to you

If given one million dollars, I would give it to my boss, as I do with any spare change I have laying around. As a young man, I found myself helpless, and he was generous enough to take me under his wing and provide me with the tools to navigate around. Thus, it's always important to give back when you can.

I think Jono would be a worthy recipient of a million dollars. This must be the hardest one of his line have worked in innumerable generations. If I reward him it would damage the finely tuned abuse/reward dynamic we've established. I'm pleased to see him working so hard and may even improve his living conditions if he continues on this trajectory.

Of course, if this statement is overheard or mentioned to him, I'll claim it was due to my recent absinthe binges.  

Hmmm. If I had a million dollars...

Rowley hums to himself “(if I had a million dollars) I'd buy you a k-car (a nice reliant automobile)”

“Well you see Anton the question should not be what would I spend it on, as that’s boring...

it would go a little to feeding my malnourished protection detail and a little to bribe Grin-08 into liking me...

but the question should be what do you gain if you give me a million dollars! Nay If you were to give me many million dollars.... “

The crowd gasps at the brazen nature of Rowleys ask, he continued regardless

“Well for starters, I’d smile.... that’s a good deed done for the year!

Secondly you could title yourself the most generous man of the streets and it would be indisputable.

Thirdly, you could claim responsibility for my upcoming successes.

& lastly, it would make me very happy, or did I mention that already?”

the crowds part to let Rowley stagger away.

Your accountant makes note that $1,000,000 has been wired to Jono from your account. The note "In the interests of earlobes, I give you a million dollars, courtesy of Curtis" was included.

Recently there has been a fire reignited in  Jono it is almost hard to believe! He even shaved and had a shower, the quickest I saw him move previously was when he fought a seagull for a jaffa cake outside the HQ. Awesome prize Anton and keep up the... Hard work jono 

I want one million dollars so I can hitlist Anton.

I want one million dollars so I can say someone gave me one million dollars.