Swims in, checks out the horse, is clueless coz his specialty is seahorses, but as he is 1 of the core members of the gambling degenerates he decides to make a role of faith anyhow

I will offer 100,000 coral shells mr JackMezzo

Zeb watches the funny little fishy swim/walk/sashay in and giggles.

I'll have a piece of this action.

150k

Avocato raises his paw to signal that he raises the bid to $200,000.

Nods at Jack to indicate 250,000 shells are up to bid

Ivy returns to see another horse for auction. “I’ll bid $300,000 Jack!”

I'll raise that to 75k

Ivy wonders if maybe Depression missed the bet being raised a few times already or if they were perhaps adding 75k to the previous bet of 300k.

Depression realized that he must have fallen asleep, and missed it all. (I think it must have been delayed)

Zeb is confused whether the bid is 300k or 375k

fuck it, 500k, let's see how this flies

Zeb steals Ivy's boy scouts woggle.

“Always out to get me aren’t you Zeb” Ivy says with a smile as she grabs her purse. After a quick peek inside she decides to raise her bid.

”$750,000”

Humu swims back to hear that his generous offer has been overbid, so he swims back to his treasure trove and fishes out a big big big bucket of shells and dumps it back on JackMezzo's desk

1 million of the most precious shells!!

Zeb pouts as first Ivy, then the fish out bid him.

Ivy, I expect this behaviour from your sassy ass, but from this fish?  He smells like a welks spam purse!

ok, 1.25m it is!

As Humu saw this rediculous looking bouncy castle with a clown's face make ill of his reputation he huffed himself up and spread all his fins to look the more powerful than usual

You sir, i shall repeat in kind on your challenge and raise you by 10k, so i'll be putting another 251000 shells to my previous bid!!!

Zeb looks squinty eyed at the humdinger and nods

Ok, it seems we've reached an impasse.  How about........LOOK FISH FOOD!

Zeb sneaks another bid under the table of 1.6m

nothing to see here fishy.

ivy sits back and laughs as the pair argue back and forth at the horse auction. 
 

“Let me just settle this real quick and place a bid of $2,000,000” she says as she looks twards ZebedeeMcZebFace

”you do however look lovely in your maids uniform tonight. Some people can’t quite pull it off, but you my friend can.”

The bidding currently sits at $2,000,000 with Godmother Ivy.

If I happen to fall asleep before the current auction ends, then we will have to start the bidding for Long Live LA tomorrow at around noon.

Zeb rolls his eyes as PoisonIvy makes his bid look like a bitch. She tosses her wad so.........sexilly

It's all about the legs baby, all about the legs.

2.1m is my bid and god help my bank manager

Ivy stretched her long legs since Zeb was clearly noticing them. She pondered for a moment wondering what she could possibly bid to win this horse. She thought of an insane amount but decides to bid 2.2 mil. 
Afterall the fun was in the bidding. 

Zeb notices the long........looooooooooong legs and starts to think about how much he'd like a boa constrictor.......no, focus man!

Why do I feel like a fly being preyed upon by the spider?

fuck it. 2.5m!

bring it Ivy..........with those legs.....oh my.

So easily distracted that in is am I right? Ivy walks over to Zeb taking his hand. 

My dear friend. Surely you realize that I’m going to say 2.6 mil. I mean you had to see that one coming right?