Zeb checks his pockets and counts his loose change.

Nope, i'm out, I have to pay for dry cleaning after 'accidentally staining' my boy scout and maids outfits.

Zeb feels he'll always be a one horse owner.

Sold! For $2,600,000 to Godmother Ivy!

The next auction will start soon!

OK, thank you for all your interest so far. Let's get to the real interesting equines in our catalogue today.

The next horse is Long Live LA, though not placing first in recent events, Long Live LA has placed either second or third, a consistent performance which can be attributed to their "Great" form as decided by our analysts. This horse has brought it $755,000 over two races for their last owner, and no doubt has a bright future ahead of it.

The starting bid will be $500,000. As always, 2 hours will need for pass following the last bid to secure the sale. Do I have any takers?

Ivy was in the stables giving Jack the money she owed for the horse she had just won, when she heard him say that the nest horse was up for auction. She thought to herself for a moment and then decided to bid $500,000 for LongLiveLa. She had seen the horse on the track many times before and hoped it would be a good investment for the future. 

Issei stepped, glancing at Ivy with wide eyes before he realizes he had been missing out on his time to become the HORSE KING! And so he stepped forward glancing at Mezzo with a raised hand. 

"$1,000,000. Messr Mezzo put me down for that much!"

Glaring, he was going to make sure that he won this, biting down on his Oreos, he was ready at the very least.

Me tosses 1.25M coral shells into a pot and drops it on Jack's desk while showing his dorsal fin to Issei

“Oh Issei. Always trying to outbid me. I’m waiting for Zeb to chime his cute little butt in on this one as well.”
 

Ivy pondered this bid for a moment. Walking from one side of the horse to the other. Stopping in front looking at the horse. She nuzzled the horse before deciding that she would up her bid. 
 

“Alright Issei if that is the game you wish to play then I will happily bid $1,500,000” content with her bid she steps back to wait and see who was next to outbid her. She knew it was coming and had a feeling this horse would go for a pretty penny. 

Humu heard the godmother overbid his total, so he went back again to his secret treasure trove and got another bucket load of shells

Excuse me godmother but i really have set my eyes on this fine horse, i'll exceed your bid and offer 1,750,000 for it!

"Well...screw you too toxic bathwater connoisseur!"

Raising his hand, Issei noticed the way JackMezzo was looking at him, trying to see if he was going to raise the bid, shrugging Issei raised his hand. 

"$2,500,000! HA! TAKE THAT!

Issei only now noticed how immature he was being, looking back and forth, shrugging as he glared at Ivy and that blue fish....it was weird.

Humu snorted, that brute, that....   simp!!! He had to outbid him for sure, even if it was gonna take all his hoard!!!

He shouted.... 3,000,000!!!

"This....fuck sake...am I really betting against some kind of Poseidon subject?"

Issei raised his former bid once more, this time heading into $4,500,000. He looked at that fish, he was okay with what was coming, let's see him beat this! HE WAS GOING TO BECOME THE HORSE KING!

Bring it on.

Humu angrily swished around in his landsuit, creating a small vortex. That insolent little.... that aggreviating.... he for sure was deserving of his reputation!!! 

He shouted on top of his lungs

5 Million Shells!!!

Ivy sits back and watches, laughing as she saw shells and millions of dollars flying about in the stables. This one should be an interesting auction to watch so she decided to stop bidding as her heart was set on the final horse to be auctioned later today. It seemed the bids would be flying for quite some time. So Ivy leaned up against the stables as she watched the events unfold.

"Sold!! To the man whose name I cannot pronounce! Got yourself a great horse there my friend. I hope it runs well for you."

Long Live LA is walked away and soon replaced by Don't Stop Refreshing. there is an air of appreciation for the mare. She trots gracefully around the staging area.

"Moving on, we are at the main event! Don't Stop Refreshing is currently top of the pile when it comes to money returned to the previous owner. In only two races she has pulled in $1,875,000, won both her previous races and goes into the third with an air of determination following a gutsy performance in her last race.

"For Don't Stop Refreshing, I am asking for a starting bid of one million dollars. The final bidder will need to clear 2 hours of time since their bid to secure the deal. Do I head $1,000,000?"

"You hear $4,000,000 from me, Messr Mezzo."

Grinning, Issei glanced at her PoisonIvy with a wink in his eye before waving his hand forward to make sure she was ready as they both stated before, this was the time they needed, DSR was coming back home....

This was it. This was the auction Ivy had been waiting for. Ivy looks around taking note of everyone that had come out for the auction. 
 

“I will give you 4.1 million Mr. Mezzo!” Ivy smiles in Issei’s direction. He already knew the bidding war that was about to be on his hands if he tried to outbid her. I’m sure he would still try none the less. She wouldn’t expect anything less from his stubborn ass. 

"4.5 million, Messr Mezzo."

Issei leaned back against a table as he looked towards Ivy, he had lost this horse once more, this was not the time he was going to lose it again, for the love that was all holy, he was going to make sure that he became the Horse King, one way or a fucking 'nother. This was going to be his, narrowing his eyes, he glared at Ivy, this was his time. 

ivy sat back and thought to herself about a conversation that had been had earlier in the day. She shoulda known. None the less this horse held sentimental value to her: she would win this horse. She looked over at Issei then walked over to Jack. 
 

“I’ll give you $5,000,000 for this horse Sir.”

Congratulations, Godmother, Don't Stop Refreshing is yours!

That's all we've got to auction at this point. The races will be held later tonight!

Smthy wasn't fully sure how he ended up at the Stables, but he could hear people bidding on horses. He always enjoyed auctions, so he stood in the back a tad drunk taking swig after swig from his flask as he heard people bid. He recognized one of the voices and he started smiling cause she won. He hated crowds but he made his way through the crowd and up to PoisonIvy. He gave her a hug and magically didn't spill a drop from his flask.

"Congrats hun, I knew you'd get a horse."

He chuckled a little before taking another swig from his flask.

"Hopefully it's a winner."