The twins walk into the burger pit and take a stool either side of Heston

'Dude, see the cans on the waiting staff' said Aidan

*slap*

'Ignore him, he's a fucking dick, what you eating?' said Nadia

A pit filled entirely with burgers seemed like the type of establishment that Orko would like to get his hands on, so while talking to his driver he set up the next destination which would be the hopefully aptly named Burger Pit in Detroit. The arrival was a rocky one at best, as they weren't doing too well with filling up the potholes in the city.

After a few more bumps and bruises the car pulled up at the pit and Orko stepped out quickly and with much finesse. Walking inside there was an immediate souring to the mood when he could take note of not a single pit in the area and the burgers were being cooked on what looked to be just a standard run-of-the-mill stove. 

Taking a seat while feeling just a little bit dejected, he decided to read through the menu and have a bit to eat. While it wouldn't be dead cows being flung into a seemingly never-ending hole, it would at least give him some quick sustenance and the menu didn't sound half bad when he finished it.

"I'll take a roast beef sandwich and some beef stew."

While his eyes finished scanning the menu, he then ordered the one last thing that he wanted to try, "and a burger Classique." pushing the paper back towards the waiter, he sighed one last time and waited for the food to be brought out to him. Things didn't always go as planned, but maybe that didn't have to mean it was bad.

Severide walks into The Burger pit. Immediately his nose gets a whiff of the smoke from the charbroiled burgers wafting around in the air and is drawn in.

He walks inside and stands in line.

"I would like to order a cheese burger to go," he says when he reaches the front of the line.

The cashier at the front of the line writes out the receipt and tears off the stub to give to Severide.

Severide moves to the side to let the next person in line make their order and waits for his food.

"Thank you," says Severide as he grabs the food off the 'Pickup' counter.

He pays the cashier and leaves The Burger Pit.

After doing some deals and a final sweap of the old car showroom I decided to go grab a feed, as I'm walking down the street I spot a sign saying "The Burger Pit" feeling my mouth starts to slightly water, crossing the road and walking through the door and sitting down at a table as a waitress walks towards me and greets me "G'day, I'll take a double cheeseburger deal thanks, upsize it to a large drink thanks"

After a long day in the morg, Mortician got hungry. He finished his work, got dressed and walked down the street. He saw this burger joint and decided to take a look. He entered the place and took a seat. Took off his hat and coat and ordered a double cheeseburger with black coffee. While waiting for his order, Mortician smoked a cigarette. Ten minutes later he got his order. Food tasted good. When he finished he paid for it, got dressed and walked back outside. It was already dark, his favourite time of the day..

the squirrel god decided to try some of this humanoid food.  In the absence of a whole goat or boar he decided this thing called a burger would have to suffice

'serving person, bring me one of your burgers, and mead, lots and lots of the fucking stuff'

Fernando found himself in Detroit again and he was feeling rather hungry, as he strolled down the streets he saw The Burger Pit. The name intrigued him so he decided to head inside to check it out. He went in and gave the menu a good look, he spotted something that sounded amazing so he went to the counter and slapped down some money.

"I'd like to try the fire starter, with some curly fries on the side and a lemonade to wash it all down."

He smiled and went and sat down, waiting for his meal. He hoped he was in for a treat.

Rhonda and Jake have been going steady for 3 weeks, this is their first "official date".  They walk in together hand in hand staring at each other as they whisper sweet nothings.  Jake finds them a booth by the window.  Rhonda removes her sweater and sits down. They both look at the menu as the waitress comes over placing glasses of water down for each setting.

"Care for a starter, perhaps a pop.?" Tilda asks the couple.  She has been working for the Burger Pit since it opened.  She makes a decent wage and the tips are phenomenal for the area.

"We would like a Vanilla shake with...two straws." Jake turns beet red after Rhonda interrupts with "One straw is fine, no need to waste"

"Aw gee Rhonda, you sure are full of surprises." He laughs nervously

Do you know what you want to eat?" Rhonda asks Jake

"I am getting us cheeseburgers just like we planned."  He beams.  

The two enjoy their first date without incident

The large vanilla shake and cheeseburgers weren't even given the opportunity to get accustomed to their serving tray before JeanRalphio appeared out of nowhere, snatching Rhonda's order from Tilda before it arrived at their table, laying down a small stack of $20 bills on the table in one sweeping motion as he spun around.

He lifted one of the cheeseburgers with one hand and gave a nod and a wink at Jake, before snatching the other burger and milkshake in one hand as the tray fell to the floor.  

"My work is done."

JeanRalphio flipped his head forward, knocking his sunglasses back over his eyes from where they perched on his head as he took a sip from the milkshake, burgers in hand, as he exited The Burger Pit as mysteriously as he entered.

Hela glides over to the counter facing Ollie and orders "Bloody meat on a plate and a...What's that there, what's that he drinking"  Hela watches a Henry finishes his milkshake.  He feels Hela starting at him, he keeps his eyes straight ahead, beads of sweat form.  He waits for what seems like an eternity to place the glass back down on the counter. 

"That is a malted milkshake maam"  Ollie says as she grows increasingly uncomfortable with how Hela is staring at the patrons.

"Ah, I am Hela and I will take one of those too"  She points at Henry a beam of dark energy shoots from her fingers obliterating him.  "Ah oh my, did I?"

There are screams throughout the restaurant, people are packing in the corner and rushing the door causing congestion at the exit.

"Okay now, now, now my you really are skittish species"  Hela starts directing people to the door gesturing for them to move to the exit, they are screaming louder as she waves her hands.  Green smoke lingers at her finger tips making the group panic even more.  "What What, I am done, it was an Accccccideent"

"Maam, please we don't want any trouble, let me get your food and maybe you would consider taking it with you?"  Ollie asks with a timorous voice.  She scurries away to the kitchen.

The place is emptied quickly as Hela waits for her order

Ollie brings Hela's meat patty and Milkshake in a to go container.

Hela takes it over to a table as Ollie's face turns white, she walks into the backroom and stares out of the circular window on the swinging door.

Hela removes the meat with her hands and devours it.  Her energy is depleting quickly with each teleportation.  Her powers are waning the longer she stays in the realm and she is well aware that she needs to move quickly and find her minion before she is reduced to mere human physically.

Hela, the Asgardian Goddess of Death, sits quietly, eating a burger, with a milk mustache 

Settling into his motel room, Harvey looked at his watch. He forgot dinner. So he decided to grab a bite to eat before calling it a night. He sees a burger shop out his window, he out the door and makes his way for the spot. He approaches the door and heads inside. A sits down and awaits one of the waiters.

A waitress walks toward him and he is handed a menu. He gets his order ready then gets a cigarette out from his pocket and lights up.

"I'll have the Classic Hamburger, please."

@Squirelly-Dan was a fan of farming, and as such (being from the town of Letterkenny he loved him some fuckin beef. He was a little on the cheap side - so it was generally ground beef. Homemade hamburgers were one of his favourite things in the world - next to darts, Puppers and the beautiful Miss-Katy.  It has been a long day and he was trying to get accustomed to his new home in Detroit. He thought he’d check out some of the local businesses to see what there was to offer, and the Burger Pit was tops on his list.

“Thanks ya for your services ma’am. I’ll take 2 double burgers, a plates of home cut fries and a pitcher of Puppers please.”

Dan sat down in the booth and lit up a dart.

#1 priority was food. Vinnie couldn't think straight if he was hungry. He had a healthy appetite and tended more often than not to eat well and avoid the types of foods that put on inches in the wrong places. He knew it was somewhere around here as he scoured both sides of the road for the sign he was looking for. A few hundred yards more and he saw it. "The Burger Pit."

Never having eaten here himself but had heard really good things and what better way than to sample it himself especially when he was this hungry. he could probably go through the whole menu! He noticed the place was busy and obviously thriving as he entered. Another good sign if it was this busy.

A waitress with the name-tag Vera smiled, welcomed him and then escorted him to a vacant booth when the smile was reciprocated. She handed Vinnie a menu, explaining the Specials whilst pointing to the chalkboard on the wall and then the meal deals which included fries and a drink. 

"I'll be back in a jiffy to take your order." She said turning to greet two more customers before seating them at a nearby table. Vinnie listened as she rattled off her set patter and then looked down at the menu like he was supposed to be doing when she looked in his direction as if sensing she was being watched.

"So what will it be handsome? See anything that takes your fancy?"  She said now almost leering over him and far too close for comfort. Vera had obviously put 2 and 2 together and made 5 due to him staring at her. It wasn't like Vinnie to panic, he was adept in almost all situations, or so he liked to think but when it came to women he just got tongue-tied and eventually blurted out " I completely forgot I had a meeting. Can I get a grilled cheese sandwich with a black coffee to go." quickly standing up and making his way over to the cashier to pay.

He stood there for maybe 2 minutes but it felt like a lifetime and he felt really uncomfortable and now almost paranoid as if everyone was staring at him. Once he had his order he briskly exited the joint and started walking in the opposite direction whence he came. Up ahead he noticed a sign "Mezzo Park." and decided that's where he would sit and enjoy his lunch in peace.

The aardvark had the worlds worst hangover, an evening with charlotte was too much for a prophet with a mainly termite based diet so he needed grease and protein and headed to the burger pit for sustanence

'good morning, might i have your house special and a large pitcher of bloody mary please, i'm going to need it'

A growing man needed food, and lots of it. Entering the burger pit there was a very short pause before everything on the entire menu was ordered en masse, and while this wasn't his first time doing this sort of thing it was a bit of a shock for the men and women working behind the counter and their confusion was very well earned. 

"You can cancel that second cheeseburger if it is easier, heh.", the Freak was definitely earning his namesake for pulling a stunt like this, but when you're hungry then you can't help yourself, "Oh and can I get some extra ketchup packets? I really like ketchup."

Forty minutes later and he was out the door with four bags and a ton of ketchup. All it cost him was a couple dollars too, this place was a real bargain for someone so wealthy; his buying out businesses and opening his very own court was doing great for his bottom line! Now that he had a real meal, maybe he'd be ready to play more ball.

With a groan of pain she crawled into the booth on her hands and knees and yet somehow managed to get into a seated position across from Artie. With her arms on the table she laid her head down and let out another pitiful sound of distress and pain, trying to illicite as much sympathy as possible from her companion, although if he felt anything like her, this probably wasn't going to work the way she was hoping. 

When the server turned their attention to her regarding her order she had that sensation again of wanting to throw up but also eat everything she could possibly get her hands on, and deciding going with the latter was the safer option she pulled a menu towards her face. "Double cheese burger, extra pickles. Large fry on the side and as much coffee as you can possibly get me." She said before pushing the menu back across the table. 

"Artie, why did you do this to me?" she asked as the server thanked them and walked away to arrange their breakfast. 

Artie looked at Charlotte and tried his best to fashion a response

'I phrophocised this, don't your remember? Yet you were adamant that we should, as you put it 'drink till we bleed then sing till we're raw'

I understand little of this but the prophecy came true and now, like you, i feel like i've been sat on and shat on by a sumo wrestler

'now, where are we going this evening?'

Carlos and Rodrigo are enjoying double cheeseburgers, cooked rare topped with a double portion of extra crispy bacon.  Detroit knows how to serve up the American diet like no other.  This greasy spoon has been around for some time and the fellas love the cheeseburger platter specials.

Dutch...Carlos cracks a smile, his words are soft and sly Man what da fak he is whispering to Rodrigo who is shaking his head warningly back at him.

Not here don't shh...Rodrigo chuckles unable to stop himself...Faka can't hit the side of a barn they burst out laughing.

Rodrigo whispers, barely audible   Queenie can shoot too, let me tell ya man, Dutch is a fakin' gnat to her, know what I mean.  One  Rodrigo swats his hand in the air  snap of her hand, and he takes a dirt nap.

Carlos has a piece of lettuce stuck to mayonnaise on the side of his cheek as he tells Rodrigo  He needs to watch his six, rumor has it, the Italians are closing in. I will leave it at dat.

Rodrigo stares at Carlos inquisitively where the hell does he get his intel he thinks to himself as he takes a massive sloppy bite of burger.

Abacab left his motel for some sightseeing. As he was heading out of the lobby he felt his stomach start to grumble. He could use a bite to eat to start his day. He began to walk down 12th street in hopes to find kind of restaurant. He saw a sign for the burger pit across the street.

He made his way for the establishment. He walked inside to pretty lively crowd. He grabbed a menu and sat down at the nearest table. He began to skim over the menu. A few minutes pass and one of the waiters approaches him and asks his order.

"Good evening, I will have the cheeseburger, with extra pickles please."

The waiter writes his order down and heads to the kitchen. While he wits Ab grabs a cigarette and his lighter. He lights it and takes a drag. The waiter exits the kitchen with his food end places it in front of him. Ab gestures a thank you.