RIP Chuckle

RIP Augustus

RIP Marionette

Indeed a great read. Indeed sad to see it will be the last issue.

I am truely saddened by the demise of this fine Red Topped Paper. Oh how my creavtive juices were flowing with the excitement of providing you all with some more delectable treats, but hey... MM me and I am sure I will get your own juices flowing whatever your fetish.

Well the results for the survey are as follows (for those of you who participated):

Scoring was intresting to say the least so from the almost angelic Vino with a score of 27? REALLY? Have you ever actually gone outside your house? Or does the OCD you suffer from force you to repeatably count the grains of wood in your floor boards?

And not far behind Katarina with 46. Yes 46... I know this wil be hard for most to believe, I suspect that her younger sister must have completed the survey for her.

Well, if you wish to carry out this survey for yourselves it can be found in the actual paper, here is how your scores will be marked:

0-20: A life in the church is too corrupt for you.
21-40: You barely make our scale.
41-60: approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.
61-100: Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.
101-130: Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.
131-160: You're enjoying life to the max.
161-200: You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?
Above 200: Seek Help!!!!

So yes BaronVonRaschke... the corrupt police will be paying you a visit soon.

Another reviting read from Mr Chuckle

Never fails to add a veneer of joy and a crackle of laughter up and down the streets whenever an issue is published.

Its a shame i'll no longer be able to join the queue at the newspaper stand, anticipated what ill-fate my horoscopes will throw up for me

A Damn Shame.