Well, it’s a question? Would you like it? Does it add an extra tingle to your tongue baby? Salivate for me. Dance sprinkle dance shake shake.

SALT. That reaction some people have when things don’t go according to how they think they should. SALT. When control seems faulty and the only recourse is to spready more SALT. SALT. The people who are trying to keep power by doing the least possible work. SALT. You don’t matter to them if you’re not them. SALT. They get angry if you have a problem with this. SALT.

Boring times here. No vicious mass killings. No great high crimes against this world or community. This isn’t some anti-Disorder rant. This isn’t a SALT 1.0 rant either. No cheating or middle-school bullying. It’s just boring. The community needs leaders who care about their members, not just only about their SALTY buddies.

Tell me, does Asher care about you? What does he even do other than complain, order Kaya around, and go back to being absent?

Does the gregarious and kindhearted and active Tebo care?

Is Kaya going to confidence game you to death again? Yes, she is! No one really matters to her other than Konstantin, that’s why she loses her new friends quickly and often.

Is Hermit Crab Herbert going to move to another shell hand spot? Saanvi wasn’t enough? I mean at least this time Tebo is definitely SALT, but way to show your hand. Ha. Hand.

Is FredDavis going to lean on the deceased Lilith’s prowess again for protection or leak information like the BOD takedown (which pissed off Asher)?

Is Konstantin the mute puppeteering all of them (especially his Philly Boy and Girl) or has he even gotten too bored? When is he going to draft the plan to wipe the obvious kill-city-LA?

How long is Tristam going to stay up before he’s too much of a liability and Elsa can’t hold back the horde? Why aren’t you buying off the hitlists caused by his betrayal of CryBaby for SALT’s benefit?

Is Elsa gonna talk more about bloodlining for no perceivable reason other than to make himself feel better and not contribute much else?

Velanidi is just idle and at the gun range. I mean Steve is at least a champion hotdog eater, and Mxyz is at least trying to create conversation. Maybe they’re just a bit more carefree, less SALTY, less engaged. Less SALTY

Sweat, baby. Sweat, baby.

A brief moment of seriousness: When you exclude people, you create enemies. It is your choice to exclude people, but since it is your choice, you should expect them to react accordingly. There isn’t even an attempt at an illusion of inclusion, which is what most groups do. That said, getting SALTY over it when they do react is just childish. Pointing SALTY fingers at people and blaming them is just silly. Accept the fault as your own, but as far as I’m concerned, SALT farted on Ariana, and Ariana got mad. SALT pointed the finger at Saanvi as the farter, but Saanvi is a Lady and doesn’t pass gas like that. SALT, as shown in the streets, is full of hot air after all. SALT the blameless. Okay, that didn’t turn out to be all that serious, but accountability is a serious topic!

But jeez, what a dull party we have here. I’d say guys yo, boys club needs to reassess their values homies. Do you want power over a book club or do you want to throw a rager (perhaps not RAGEr, too much of that when they get upset) with strippers and live music? Do you want to be the new Caius? Try harder guys. Try harder. But I know that’s not gonna happen. But, there will be SALT. How does that taste? SALT on your eyes baby. Feel that sting uwu.

So, would you like some SALT or what? I think dinner is almost over, and we should ask for the check. What’ll you leave on the tip? I’m thinking the service was subpar. I kept getting offered SALT but they didn’t refill my water. The food was lukewarm, and bland aside from all the SALT. I don’t think it’d be worth it to come back to this restaurant at least until they get new waitstaff. It’s a bit overpriced, but they’re not stingy with the SALT. It’s not even that fancy Himalayan Pink Sea SALT. Let’s not bother with a doggy bag.

I dunno. It all just seems like a big waste of time. It was not bad while it lasted, but sometimes things go on for a bit too long. You ever watch a movie that kinda just plays and plays and plays and doesn’t really go anywhere in its plot and you’re starting to nod off because well, you don’t care about the characters?

I just think there’s no point to any of it in a little salty circle jerk club. I think The People deserve better treatment and excitement and entertainment and attention, mostly just attention. If attention was given to the non-salinated individuals, perhaps beef would be more palatable despite all the SALT. THE PEOPLE deserve to have fun too, but SALT just has fun with itself and it’s a little awkward because we’re all here watching them do it… And the crewmembers are expected to come… mop in hand to clean up all the loads of SALT after.

Who wants that job? How do you even note that on a resume? I don't think it has a nice title.

Why-yie-yie-yippie-yie-yay-yippie-yie-yo-yippie-yie-yay. Why-yie-yie-yippie-yie-yay-yippie-yie-yo-yippie-yie-yo.

(I offer one credit to the first person to mail me about what that reference is.)

Sadly for such a big crowd of viewers, the silence is deafening.      The truth is you tell people the truth they don't care, as won't believe you, thinking your salty.   Then when they die, their son thinks, should of done something, but quickly return to the same position of loyalty til death, unless can scramble to another crew

You are saying we are in a boring life stage right now, if I heard all that correct. I do believe this world has seen plenty of them before.

Are you suggesting everyone should come out here and we have ourselves a dance off?

There may be silence, but there are a lot of tips. People understand.

And yes Liftoff. Actually, something like that would totally help things. Liftoff's Official Pants Off Dance Off Competition. It would be inclusive rather than exclusive.   

Thank goodness for the tips. Might be able to fund the competition with those. Consider me sold on the idea!

I'm already running one contest here, and so far no one has gotten it right. I think that SALT should run it! Quint's Ghost can run it. He's good at putting a lot of work into things, unlike many of SALT, despite being part of SALT or something now. 

If you have this competition will the SALTY people even show up to it though? Not like they're interested in even showing face to their own crews. I'd like to be invited though!

Poor comparison since it's just like me and Jono left (and I haven't talked to him in years), and we were very inclusive, Rags. Even inclusive of SALT, which is how they came to power kinda. 

Ah, an ignorant one. Do you want a resume? Lets compare. 

I think you missed the point entirely... This is about exclusiveness, inattentive leaders, and inactive leaders. But you're welcome to jump to your own conclusions. This is also about lots of SALT. 

Why was Gary killed?! He was just a snail! That seems pretty rude. 

Your bloodline mattered to Lilith before your father decided to betray her. Now it seams to me you're the salty one having to go on a nonsensical rant in the streets to appear as if you are relevant again when the truth is nobody wants your sorry ass if their family because they can't trust you.

You made your bed, now lie in it. 

Haha Hermit Crab.

As you said, 

"Now, I am not one to go against my Godfather in that way but when your Godfather doesn’t go the extra mile to keep you or her city protected sometimes it’s time for the underboss to step up and do what needs done. Had Saanvi acted differently, this time, or several other times where I found myself in similar situations, smoothing things over for her privately with other cities leadership so as not to upset the apple cart, things might have been different and everyone here might have been enjoying a real good scrap that would have left more in the obits than I care to think about. But they didn’t and it remained that the best thing forward for Chicago as a whole was to remove the problem leader and move on."

Herbert, what did you just do to Saanvi? You were here right hand. Disgrace. You probably are the last person who should be talking about betrayal right now. Your loyalty is to SALT above all, as a co-creator and all, but hey Lilith's death at least got your blood pumping a bit, instead of sitting there idle and mute. Lilith betrayed me and her city long before I shot her. Chicago was a joke while Lilith was alive, at least Saanvi was trying. Saanvi definitely cared about her members more, but SALT does not like when people care about others. SALT gets SALTY. Now scuttle along Hermit Crab. Scuttle lil beach dweller... on the SALTY shore.  

<em>Gertrude had been wandering along the local market looking for ingredients for tonights dinner when she heard some kerfuffle up the street. "Salt this, salt that, do you want some salt with yer salt, Father?" Initially, she thought it was some poor cunt having a stroke! Alas, this guy seemed to be doing alright, waving his arms in the air like a mad bastard with an even, if strange smile on his face. That's it, she thought, he's out of his tree, poor bugger.

As the guy rambled on a bit more, talking in riddles, it seemed perfectly clear to Gertrude that this poor fella had some kind of deficiency, probably from all the SALT in his diet. An intervention was needed and she was just the woman to do it.</em>

SexySpikeS, my dear man, you do realise that too much salt is bad for you? Right? My dear homeless fellow, you really need to find some nourishment and perhaps a home. I am afraid your kidneys will not stand this abuse!

<em>Reaching into her pocket, Gertrude pulled out a little notebook and pen. Jotting down a few things she handed the notelet to the salty man</em>

Honestly, you need to reduce the salt in your life, my friend. Too much is no good. Try some marmite.

<em>Winking at the poor chap before her, she smiled before heading off to find someone else in need of her wisdom./em>

I'm okay Gertrude! I'm SWEET, not SALTy! Everyone knows that. But I do think you should give us a stew recipe, low sodium of course. 

Also, still no one has gotten the contest question correct!

It would see that Rogue and Roguette have gone missing in response to the lack of active leadership in general.  Thank you to the ones who are taking care of their crews.  You are appreciated even if you are few and far between!

Nuclear walks the streets of Las Vegas as he hears a young man yelling his lungs out, perplexed by the situation he stops and turns his attention towards him, Nuclear's bodyguards surround him and completely cover his body from all directions, Nuclear then takes a cigar out, lights it up and continues listening to the man

I dunno. It all just seems like a big waste of time. It was not bad while it lasted, but sometimes things go on for a bit too long. You ever watch a movie that kinda just plays and plays and plays and doesn’t really go anywhere in its plot and you’re starting to nod off because well, you don’t care about the characters?

He is now halfway done with his cigar and remembers the time he was watching that movie "The Kid" by Charlie Chaplin. As he quickly smiles, the man yelling starts making some odd noises from his mouth:

Why-yie-yie-yippie-yie-yay-yippie-yie-yo-yippie-yie-yay. Why-yie-yie-yippie-yie-yay-yippie-yie-yo-yippie-yie-yo.

This gibberish disturbs his mind... "What does it mean?" He thinks to himself as he starts walking towards the Casino...