You know I don't have parents.
*Leaves to cry himself to sleep over his lost childhood.* |
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If that wasn't your mother then who did I go backstage with.......... |
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Um, you might want to talk to POC, because he's pissed about what you did backstage with his $4800 call girl. He said "she does one act a night and Amsterdam wastes it on himself?" Yeah, he has a thing for older women. I really thought you knew that I didn't have parents. *cough clone cough* |
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Speaking of the Prince I should try to get him to be a guest on the show! |
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Amsterdam? are you there? I need advice:( |
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Mr. Amsterdam I need some advice also. Which family should I consider joining? I was considering looking into this POC fellow my father told me about, but as I look at his organization it seems odd to me, his second in command is currently working for another crew leader. Do I really want to join this type of operation? |
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Runs back on stage pulling up his pants, and sits behind his desk. You can hear a woman screaming off camera saying come back i need more of that.......
Well Mayor, of course you should join POC.
I mean with us, you will get to run around naked with only your sash on, lubed up in hamburger grease, chasing naked drunken midgets around, and paying my elderly relatives to dance for you. As well you don't need to worry about showering as we like to keep the smell of cheese as strong as possible.
Wait that sounds like good advice.......
Lifts the scotch bottle up to his lips, and drinks it all.? |
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I need help Mr Amsterdam.
How does one collect a debt?
Whats the best way to do that? |
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Rambo, send the person who owes you money the exact same amount again. Then message him asking for the original loan to be paid back. |
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Hrm.....
OK!
that should work. |
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Sorry for hiatus folks, we had to go off the air due to some personal reasons... zips up his pants
Anyways we are back, and ready to hand out some more bad advice. |
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Thank goodness you're back. I've been lost without you. I've been getting good advice from people, and it's really been turning my life in the correct direction. The only problem is, is that I'm a self-loather. So I guess my question is, should I seek medical attention for my problem? |
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Very good question. My answer is yes. I recommend you go see Dr. Ivant Gonahrea. He is a hypnotist, That man will make you love being a failure, plus make you give monetary donations to keep this show alive. I will call him now, and he will be expecting you. |
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