I have been asked to briefly visit these shores and inform all you stupid sheep out there what really happened last night.

Let me put you all in the picture to how the master of propaganda has stolten a shit tonne of cash off all of you gullible fools.

Roman put the hit up on himself.

He knows fine well no body can hit him so it was never a worry.

He spends $100million

He looks shocked and gets his OWN family and so called FRIENDS to gather up $200million.

He then claims to have 'bought' the hit off, when in fact he just cancelled it.

By cancelling the hit he gets half of his money back so there is the first $50million

Then he secretes the $200million kindly donated away, laughing all the way to the bank.

Guys, seriously.....  You have all been robbed blind!!!  Time to wake up and smell the coffee.

I guess I'll be off now.

Adios.

Wow! You've come up with quite the thriller in your feeble little mind. How do you account for the fact that if Roman wanted the money sent up all he had to do was order his city to send up $200 million and they would have done so?

Perhaps your great caper needs a bit more thought.

Name: Roman
Rank: Godfather
Bodyguards: Insanely Well Protected
Status: Alive
RHM: JesseJames
Crew Members: 16
Home City: Chicago
URL: PP.Me.I.Keep.What.I.Get
Wealth: Extremely Rich

As far as i know Extremely Rich is not someone who "owns" 250 mill. Anyway you didnt donate your money so nothing to worry about.

for someone who makes such an alligation i would have expected you to hang arround if it was true, instead you choose suiside, moRon by name........

"I'll remember this when you're lying in you grave...just kidding."

Simplicity laughed at the kid that had spoke. She then grabbed him by the back of his shirt and pulled him back.

"Hit and run, eh? Gonna speak lies and then try to run from what others are gonna say? You can sit there and wait for your death like a good little boy."

"There are things you don't know about that went on when the hit was up. So it is quite hilarious that you come here and say this. Yet, I must thank you because the streets were starting to become a little boring until you came around. Now we can all just laugh at you and whoever else believes this."

Then patting the idiot's head she waited for the rest to kill him where he sat.

Well... Hi there hon, I was just wandering if you could answer a few question for me before leaving? May be I am stupid but I am just a lil girl trying to make her way around and figure things right.

You said you were asked to visit these shores to inform us "Stupid sheep" as you referred to us previously about the real story of the $200 millions. Walking around with the name "Moron" do you think it makes any sense calling us "stupid sheep"?

Why didn't the person who kindly asked you to visit our shores to tell us this silly story of yours do it themselves? Afraid? I wouldn't support a coward if I were you.

According to you, Godfather Roman cancelled the hit he put on himself and had 200 other mils received from his friends and city the blinds as you called them. But when the hitlist was cancelled the Godfather went to Extremely rich not Obscenely Rich, Don't you think he should have been Obscenely rich having 250 million dollars on himself? Or may be our financial bank system is fucked up and can't count that much.


Anyway, suggesting you're right about it all, What does it matter to you? A godfather asked his city members to raise him 200 million dollars, they did it. No matter what reason that was, it's the principal that matters. The Godfather tells you to do something, you just do your best to do it.

Have a nice day Mister.

borgie walks to the corner trying to hide under the post from the sun, waiting for a reply.

Yes, he robbed from people who send up tribute daily. What a bastard.

"Take that back, you shot yourself right in front of me. How rude!"

Simplicity shook her head and then went to clean off the blood splatter.

Luca feints..and slaps moRon fiercely

Dude, no wonder why your ancestors`d chosen this name for ya...

"He knows fine well no body can hit him so it was never a worry."

Why would someone so smart, put them selves in a postion to have people shoot at them?

Lets say Roman did put the hit, and then a Made Man says oh sweet 100 million cotract, risks it and by some mircale of 1% chance they kill Roman.

Risk vs gain, not worth it, like your name says, You are a moron.

Well, in all truth, if we were to assess the situation from the perspective of risk/reward being the only motivating factor, the odds fall quite tremendously in the Godfather's corner. If the only possible chance of a negative outcome was a one in a hundred shot of pure luck, that risk is negligible.

Added to that are the odds of some foolish soul getting a wild hair up their ass and trying to cash in on the hit. That side of the equation finds the odds reversed, and then some. That particular person would have to literally put their life on the line for a once in a lifetime fleeting moment of importance. There is no maybe--they either collect, or get packed up in a wooden crate. The latter of which is assured to happen in either case anyway. And then his entire family has to shoulder the burden of his almighty stupidity.

Now, of course I'm not saying that'd be any reason for the Godfather Roman to have placed the price on his own head-- quite the opposite. Any man who puts his soul on the roulette table is a man who's already gambled away everything else he had. This isn't so much a case of risk/reward as it is a case of supply and demand. Roman is no pauper. I simply cannot believe that the Godfather, with his own army of loyal brethren, was so short on supplies as to put in that kind of demand.

Dear ignorant waste of space,

When a hit is been put on the hitlist anonymous, you can no longer cancel the hit.

That's really all I am going to waste my breath on here.

Karma-Couture, if only you had appeared earlier to douse this poor attempt at arson.

Doffs his clownly hat.

Chicago remains an example to us all on how to succeed in our life. One for all and all for one.

Now now Karma, this person was here to enlighten us all, lets not destroy the tale with the use of facts that prove him wrong!

Alabama giggles to herself and wonders how many people believe the tale told by some random no mark that has since took his own life

This is probably one of the more coherent conspiracy theories ever made.  About 3 sentences in I was right on board with MoRon that this Roman bastard was a money bandit.  

I guess it would make sense, except for the fact that I've had to cancel the next 2 weeks worth of tribute from the leaders that stepped up in our time of need which will effectively eliminate  a good portion of what I theoretically would have earned with that $200,000,000.   

Furthermore, anyone who has ever worked in Chicago knows that for over a year I have re-circulated about 90% of my financial intake back into the city.  Want proof?  How about 30 current Insanely Well Protected Chicago members (and counting).

The tribute my leaders are currently charged with is $1,000,000 per week.  No, I'm not missing a 0.  An additional stipend goes into a communal Chicago pot, and again the proof is right in front of everybody as to where that money goes when they see the parade of leaders and hands that are heavily protected.

I've based my entire career on being fair with my city and the cities that surround us.  I'm sure if I needed money for anything outside of a hitlist I could probably just ask politely.  The Roman EMPIRE is rich, I myself am well-off but by no means am I financially set for life.  I believe that everyone in Chicago deserves to be rich because they work hard for it and earn it.

Now to hypothetically entertain this $200,000,000 getaway delusion, I could stash the money away in my casino and no one would be any the wiser.  However, if that was my endgame, why not just store the money I've earned over the last year and become a multi-billionaire?  The bottom line is, when people have money, they are happy.  Just a few days ago I gave Symbiote $3,000,000 for his contest, and sent InspectorGadget $5,000,000 for the son of Guiseppe to purchase bodyguards, because I value them more than money.  

Money is great to have, but my people and their happiness are much more important than any dollar amount.

Also, if the goal of this endeavor was to make money, then I did it poorly.  About 15 minutes before the hit went up someone went on a credit binge sale.  The prices were as low as $340,000 per credit with the goal of reaching the $100,000,000 to hitlist me.  Anyone who purchased credits at 20:15-20:20 for super-low prices last night can verify that.  If I wanted to make money I certainly wouldn't do a credit firesale well below market value and lose out on millions of dollars.  

Finally, and maybe I should have led off with this, I'm 98.5% sure I wasn't even around when the hit got posted.  I was engrossed in a game of Spades with TheWildCard, Ramona, and Arista.

Oh, and what Karma-Couture said because even I didn't know that.

Pffft

you had me right up to the point where you were playing spades. Anyone who has been around as long as you knows full well TheWildCard cheats at cards.

Nice try though. It was clearly you.

I would believe Miss Karma , that's the reason why he is name as such "Moron" .

Well it seems that your next kin should be called coward , for after showing for a minute of two you go back to your slumbering state.

The audacity of such moronic people astound me that they just blatantly fire off theories because they suck at life. Like everyone here stated why would  

---->ROMAN<------ have to do such a thing to get money 200mill? Really, im sure anyone in the empire myself accounted would gladly empty their piggy bank to help roman with anything and i think he could dish out more then 200mill if he wanted to do a MAJOR BANDIT SCHEME seeing how easy it was to buy off this hit. Now what gets me is who this morons relative is i would really like to meet said person i will give $10,000,000 if they even have the balls to show their face to the public. 

Just a comment on DonnieBrasco's remark about Roman's wealth status being "extremely rich", well he could have easily spent all that $$$ on his bodyguards if they were far from their full "badassery", because it's no secret Roman has lots of protection. 

In defense of this poor guy, he did come up with a compelling story that brought a lot of attention to the streets.  Plus it wasn't ENTIRELY impossible, but as we all know someone has already owned up to it so :)

And just out of curiosity if you ever decide to come back and post more compelling stories, why did you name yourself moRon and make yourself such an easier target for verbal abuse?