DanK takes up his seat in the front row ready fpr the final

Hogan for champion!!!!!

Go, Hogan, Go !!!

Hogan put up a solid game, taking it home all the way with secure moves and heavy pressure...good luck to you my friend...also good luck to his advesary who i sadly did not get to play...you both done well to reach the finals.

The hulkster paces back and forth in the locker room. His nerves were killing him. He has never been so anxious. Why was this? It was because he was going to face off for the championchip and he did not want to lose. He felt that all of His friends, all of New York and most importantly all of his little Hulk-A-Maniacs were counting on him. Hogan was getting very nervous he did not know what to do. Signing a few autographs here and there he decided he would read a note that was posted on his locker door.

Dear Hogan,

May i have a shirt? Goodluck in the tourney!

Signed,

TylerDurden

Ladies and Gentlemen!!! WE HAVE A WINNER!

In what can be called an extremely epic battle, SpuffWaffle has managed to JUST beat Hogan.
SpuffWaffle needed 71 moves!! to win the match! MADNESS.

Tomorrow I will be reporting with the moves, the screenshots of this epic battle and all that.

Congratulations are in order!

SpuffWaffle, congratulations on your succes in this tournament, not one person succeeded to beat you!
Hogan, my heartly congratulations for you as well! Spuff has told me that you were absolutely no push over (I allready know this from my own experience) and that at one point you guys were left both with each 3 pawns, a queen and the king.

You guys did awesome.



Jul 31, '11 23:28 You transferred 4.00 credits to SpuffWaffle
Jul 31, '11 23:28 You transferred 3.00 credits to Hogan
Jul 31, '11 23:27 Your accountant has made payment of $8,000,000 to SpuffWaffle.
Jul 31, '11 23:27 Your accountant has made payment of $6,000,000 to Hogan.

First off, bloody well done to Hogan. He had me on the ropes the entire game, and had it not been for a terrible piece of bad luck on his part, I'm sure the result would have been quite different. It was unfortunate in the extreme. You did yourself proud, even if your facial hair is rediculous.

Thanks of course to Karma for putting this on, and of course to the various benefactors whose money I am now going to go and spend on three sheets, a box of frogs, a bag of spanners and a thesaurus of metaphors. Particular mention must go to MrBrick, who frankly should have had a better use for his money than giving it away in the name of fun and sportingness. You bastard.

Congrats to everyone who walked away with money, especially those of you who rinsed DanK's bank with your wagers. I know he'll be thrilled to pay out. And if not, give his legs a bit of a break. He won't mind.

Walks into the room, a bit sad. Looks at the sheet on the wall, thnking....

I will take it away and keep it for next time. I'm sad for Hogan. He lost, but did great. And that's why I am proud of our Hogan.

Grabs a chair and takes the sheet carefully from the wall. Puts it in her bag and walks out of the room while saying the words:

Next time a new change, Hogan.

Then walks back, grabs one of the crayons that are lying naxt to the blackboard, and writes some words on the blackboard:

HOGAN FOREVER!!

WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN SPUFFMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?

DanK enters the street and smashes up his blackboard

All payments have been made, over $1.9m in winnings. I thought the bookmaker always one? Oh well, theres always next time!

Well done SpuffWaffle, you lead the way for Chicago, just dont expect any tributes from me soon

DanK walks away looking for a cardboard box to sleep in for the night

Congratulations to the winner SpuffWaffle, it was fun entering as a last minute replacement, the randomness threw me totally in my game but it was good fun.