Premeir - you run a big outfit.  What next for you?  Any plans?  You got any original thinking?

TrickyDicky, if we get on orginal thinking, then i will have to pass the ball back to you.

I like your idea of, i don't like people so imma make some underground speech, fight the power, anti establishment.

Been there, done that, had a coke.

I have a hard time following your speech, you have 100's of millions at your dispoal, and a vast army of hitters, but you are targeting wise guys and capos?

Ok...Coool...Story...Bro...

I can confirm that I AM NOT RichardKuklinski or a relative or RichardKuklinski - this has been asked of me many times

show us your bloodline then.

Provide proof.

This is begining to remind me of that game.. Guess Who...

Does your person have red hair?!

Do you want to know why people ask you many times? Because you both ramble on about secrecy and underground movements then post huge street threads talking about how great you are. All the while your greatest achievement seems to be the killing of a few random wiseguys and the placing of a hit. It seems you both cant live without being in the public spotlight, and also vastly over state how great your accomplishments are

Aldo, knowledge is power etc etc - I don't want you to know exactly who I am, so you don't get to know

Assuming of course that these are even your doing, which in all likelihood they arn't.

to be fair no one cares.

Sweeney stands at the sidelines as everyone is arguing at Tricky. Sweeney sitting on a bench with his mtn dew can watching. He stands up going to the crowd. Itching to say this for a while. He decides. Why not. Say it.

Seriously. Do we need to go on with this still? Everywhere I turn in the streets it's about this 200M hit. It's over and gone. This guy is going to die in a day and a half. And, these so called "Plumbers" will keep hitting all the poor NPA's. OH NO! Of course they're going to hit others like CL's and R/LHM's. But, surely anyone who has a brain is not going to shot them. Just ignore this man. And, live on. Jeez. No disrespects to anyone. I'm just tired of this and need to move on.

That is all I wanted to say. Thank you. I will not be returning to this parts. To a different street!

Toodles.

Sweeney starts skipping to an alleyway.

you said they were killed without anyone knowing, we wont know who killed them if you did stealth, but you're afraid to announce the dead ones from your character made to proclaim your greatness. This sounds like it comes from the same great mind that went into get into debt to be worth more alive then dead, and bragged about another city cleaning up his city's rogues.

Plus, its fun to laugh at you while you're being serious, very Kuklinski like

I have found a use for you Tricky. 

We have had a little mishap at the JkL residence, it seems that someone has blocked up the guest WC (I think it was the classy lady I took home last night, I found half-eaten cornish pasty, a can of cider and stale tobaco smell so I am guessing it was her) 

Anyway, if you and your band of plumbers would like to come round and unblock it for me, you are always welcome. 

I would ask you to leave your gun at the door, but I am am above Capo and besides you don't even have one. 

I will pay you for your work, I can't give you $100M but $50 seems fair. 

You may want to use this. 

Hands you a clothes peg 

What time should I expect you? 

I'm disappointed. No one else looking for their 6 hours of fame is going to claim the 100Mill hit post?

Meresin gives his bag of snacks to the man next to him and drives off, trying to remember when the next Chuckle Knuckle is coming out.

Pickles stands around listening to everyone, that claps his hands vigorously!

This is excellent!  Such drama!  Such intrigue!  If The Plumbers are real, and can do what they say they can do, it will certainly add pep to the proverbial gumbo.  It not, well, this conversation certainly has provided a bit of interest to an otherwise dull day.  Bravo to this Tabloid story I didn't even write.

Pickles sits back down on his park bench and waits for more.

So mr trickydicky please do tell me any past event you and your organization is responsible for because all i hear is bs from you.

Tricky is a fake. I am in fact the poster of the $100,000,000 hit.

The end.

I'm getting a headrush from this glut of verifiable information.

"this isn't the rising of the Conceptulists or a nutty gang of serial killers" - We were no such thing!

Chuckie hides

Connor the Pikey rides through the street on his three wheeled bike. He honks his black horn as he comes to a stop.

Aive heerd thos her rocket aw night loung. someone with a braon kill this bhoy.

Connor taps his head and rides off on his stolen bike

Plumbers Crack anyone?