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|Advertisement: Lets promote our product!||Started by: Tombstone on Sep 14, '21 19:54|
The camera zooms in and out on the screen showing a man, sitting on a horse, holding a bottle of Coca.
Thirty years ago a cola drink removed the cocaine from the ingredients! We know how much you missed that so we have created a new drink it's called Coca! In all major retailors right now! Go on... Snatch a Coca!
You need to remember to get down to the shop after work, your very very thirsty. The next advertisement starts to play...
Dinkys! Dinkyyyys! Dinkkkysss DOEEEEEEE NUTS! Hello there Officer! We have the greatest selection of DINKYS speciality doe NUTS! Get em hot, get em sweet helllll just get em right now!
Now you're hungry and thirsty, you're starting to feel like it might be in your interest to turn off the tv when another advertisement starts up and the strange flashy lights immediately hook you in...
Time to leave work right now, you need a Coca, some Dinkys, a new suit and to start putting your hard earned cash on some horses.
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