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| The Most Interesting Man In The Mafia | Started by: AlexKeene on Jul 29, '11 20:09 |
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When he walks into a city, the Godfather pays him a tribute.
He wackbacked once, and still killed his target. And three bodyguards.
People pickpocket him, just to put money in his wallet.
He's always a Boss, even when he's a Gangster.
FBN Agent Daniel Meehan goes to him for tips.
He once did a petty crime, just to know what petty felt like.
He is… the most interesting man in the mafia.
We've all seen the Dos Equuis commercials about the most interesting man in the world. Now I want to know about the most interesting man in the mafia. I've given examples (albeit crappy ones) of what I'm looking for.
The best tagline for the most interesting man in the mafia by Sunday evening wins $250,000. I decide which one is best. There may be prizes for honorable mentions.
Make me laugh out loud, and I'll send you an immediate $25,000.
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He wackbacked his crew leader on an HQ wack. |
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| Reply by: TheBigEasy at Jul 30, '11 18:04 | |
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When he opens a Drug Front Property, The police bribe him.
He once got into a police shootout, just to train his gun.
When he whacks bodyguards he kills the employeer.
He once broke into jail just the break himself out.
When he gets admin whacked, admins die.
He once flew from Las Vegas to New York, and then immediatly flew back.
He is... The most interesting man in the mafia |
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| Reply by: Duke at Jul 30, '11 19:36 | |
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When he walks into a Strip Club, Women pay him to sleep with them.
He once walked into the jail, handed himself in, then slapped the warden with his glove for believing he'd seriously do it.
He doesn't walk on water, he swims through land.
He once made a Happy Meal cry.
He once won The X Factor using sign language.
He once won the World Series of Poker using Yu-Gi-Oh cards.
He once smashed a mirror over a black cats head while standing under a ladder, then won the lottery.
He is.... The most interesting man in the mafia.
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| Reply by: Barry_Chuckle at Jul 30, '11 20:37 | |
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| Reply by: EvilClown- at Jul 31, '11 09:26 | |
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and....? i don't see what's wrong with that. |
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| Reply by: Barry_Chuckle at Jul 31, '11 11:39 | |
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Just I would have expected more from a comic genius like Barry Chuckle. |
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| Reply by: EvilClown- at Jul 31, '11 12:30 | |
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lol, i thought clowns were funny also, i wasn't wrong :) |
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| Reply by: Barry_Chuckle at Jul 31, '11 13:29 | |
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He made kosher bacon for Jewish Jake . . .
He is . . . Mr. Pickles . . . I mean . . . The Most Intersting Mafioso
"I don't always read newspapers, but when I do, I read The Tabloid News." |
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| Reply by: Mr_Pickles at Jul 31, '11 15:28 | |
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He put the cuff on the Correction Officer Joseph Reiss |
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| Reply by: Alfie at Jul 31, '11 19:37 | |
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Thanks for this. I hope you'll keep this going.
Mr_Pickles wins $250,000, with an honorable mention to Duke. My three favorite ones:
He gave himself the nod to purchase up to 45 drug units . . . (Pickles)
He doesn't have to enter in the petty codes . . . (Pickles)
He once flew from Las Vegas to New York, and then immediatly flew back. (Duke)
Great job guys. Really enjoyed this! |
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| Reply by: AlexKeene at Aug 01, '11 00:30 | |
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Woo hoo! |
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| Reply by: Mr_Pickles at Aug 01, '11 01:30 | |
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congrats Mr_Pickles you deserved every penny! |
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| Reply by: Alfie at Aug 01, '11 04:14 | |
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I liked the "When he opens the drug front property and the cops bribe him" one from Duke. Though giving himself the nod was a good one too. |
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| Reply by: Andrew_Paxton at Aug 01, '11 19:11 | |
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Definitely entertaining :) thanks for those who participated, was a good read :D |
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| Reply by: Kriminal at Aug 03, '11 03:19 | |
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He once won a shootout of 1 vs 200...With a pistol
When people try to whack him, he pays them $1,000,000,000,000 and then whacks them for fun
He made love to more women than Gene Simmons
He walks to differnet cities
When he walks into a casino, he wins everytime
He killed Anonymous
Administrators pay him
If he joined a family, they'd pay him tribute
When he was a Civilian, he did every Petty Crime at once
When he suicided, he came back as a Godfather
He does not need a crew
He has unlimited credits
He sends Godfathers to the obits without even trying
He doesn't need a family or bodyguards
He is...The most interesting man in the mafia(or Chuck Norris) |
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| Reply by: Aldo_Scarpi at Aug 11, '11 03:48 | |
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The contest is over, man... |
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| Reply by: Joey_Caresi at Aug 11, '11 15:43 | |
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There was a contest? |
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| Reply by: Aldo_Scarpi at Aug 11, '11 15:53 | |
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Did you even read the topic? |
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| Reply by: Joey_Caresi at Aug 11, '11 15:53 | |
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What does it matter that the contest is over? Can't Aldo post for fun? |
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| Reply by: Stallion at Aug 12, '11 05:01 | |
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Minimum $20,000
