Today, on The Morning Show (TMS), we examine the rapid decline of Dr_Satan.  We asked why he is no longer a high ranking member of his crew, what this could mean, and reveal, exclusively, that no fewer than five of his bodyguards have been murdered recently.

We take this opportunity to honour BradleyJackson, who was murdered in the line of duty: interviewing people about the ever increasing death toll of Lincoln_Lawyer's Competition Time.

Dr_Satan chose his name not because of any medical or academic qualification, and neither did he thus name himself because of any self-aggrandising comparison to the Prince of Darkness.  He is actually named after "adversary" - which leads us to a question:

DID DR_SATAN'S ADVERSARIAL NATURE LEAD TO HIM BEING DEMOTED?

Assassinated reporter BradleyJackson wasted no time in talking to the great and the good about this, conducting this interview with reputed mob boss Maverick (edited for editorial purposes):

INTERVIEW WITH MAVERICK

TMS: Is it true Dr_Satan been demoted for something of an ability gap?

Maverick: Dr_Satan is a key asset to the crew and a team player.

TMS: But not good enough to be a LHM?

Maverick: You’re assuming the decision was based solely on ... a long friendship with FatherMacklePenny_ who decided to relocate to the West Coast.

TMS: Dr_Satan attracts less esteen than FMP?

Maverick: You can draw your own conclusions.

 

Like any good investigative reporter, the martyr, BradleyJackson, approached a second source for confirmation of Dr_Satan's demotion.  Tyrion, shockingly, went further, suggesting that it may have been a "punishment" - this is shocking stuff:

INTERVIEW WITH TYRION

TMS: Dr_Satan has been demoted.

Tyrion: Clearly Dr_Satan hasn't been demoted though.

TMS: He was a hand. Now he isn't.   Isn't that a demotion?

Tyrion: In fairness, Yes. I would consider removing from hand duties a demotion ... Alas, I concede you may be correct.

TMS: Has your bloodline ever demoted someone when it wasn't a punishment?

Tyrion: No.

THE MORNING SHOW'S ANALYSIS

Maverick and Tyrion, as well as Lincoln_Lawyer, knew that TMS was investigating the decline of Dr_Satan.  GUNHOKING was shot dead for a competition linked meltdown, and we have information to suggest that Dr_Satan was demoted because of similar "emotional unreliability."  In short, he is a loose, nonsensical cannon, firing balls of nonsense into the protective walls of decency that we all live in.

Snacks was also felled for defending competition-linked-death GUNHOKING, and we suspect that the two of them may have been the ones targeting Dr_Satan's bodyguards, five of whom have been killed.

What does the future hold?  TMS predicts that Dr_Satan will be killed for pursuing his relentless agenda against the Kuku lineage.

It is but a matter of time.  Tutte may beat him to it, but it's frankly like comparing two men involved in a sack race, and turning up with an egg and a spoon.

In a world of brains, Dr_Satan's are perhaps the saddest.

'For editorial purposes?' It seems convenient to me that those editorial purposes seem to, at least in my opinion, have also removed a fair amount of discussion and debate that would provide context to what is being said by Don Tyrion, and Consigliere Maverick.

I would like to apologize, though. The last time I spoke, I said you were better than this. That you could rise above whatever petty, insignificant vendetta drives you, and do something truly great. I was, quite apparently, wrong. I would guess, based on these continued shows, and your continuing attacks on people, and the fact that you seem not to have found a place to lay your head quite yet, that you're not long for this world. I hope your child can do some soul-searching and try to figure out why your bloodline has wasted it's time with petty things like this, when it could be doing something good. But I fear, it may be too late.

There is nothing sadder than a journalist who seeks to, rather than report on a story, become the story themselves.

LouMalnatti - who the heck are you?

I contacted Tyrion and Maverick, both friends of mine (in a way) and offered them right of reply.  The interview transcripts are saved.

You apology is accepted, but you're still a jackass.

I didn't mention myself once in the piece.  It was about Dr_Satan - virtually nothing was said about my virtuoso lineage.

You're getting confused son, like a guard-dog at a glue factory.

If this is petty, then what is serious?  Lou, let's face it: you're a buffoon.

I was going to give you a full reply immediately, but I've thought better of it. No, I'm going to step away, and truly think over what, if anything, is worth saying here. Beyond, of course, an apology to yourself, and to Don Tyrion and Consiglierie Maverick if you're right and the excerpts are (fairly) accurate to what was said. Because, for as much as I disagree with you, and don't like what your lineage has chosen to spend it's time doing in these streets, I believe you at least deserve that much when you've been wrongfully accused.

What should I spend my time on, LouMalnatti?

And with Tyrion and Maverick's permission, and subject to a costed NDA, I'll release the transcripts to you? 

No no, I wouldn't disrespect Tyrion and Maverick like that. I'll take your word on it, and I'll apologize. I'm sorry, I should've had somewhat more faith in you. And I apologize for any disrespect taken by Tyrion and Maverick, it was unintentional but I can see how it could have seemed and I should have either chosen my words better or taken a little more time to think before I spoke

Having faith in this guy is like having faith in something you should not have any faith in. 

Only 2 of my bgs have been shot dickhead. I have a pretty good idea who it is too. They will be dealt with accordingly. Your other drivel means nothing to me. 

And just for clarification, none were "murdered". 

You should really know better. The code of Omerta dictates that I cannot and will not speak of family business to outsiders. Or maybe you don't know anything about that sort of thing, you know, loyalty and such.

Again, you should know better. 

You're saying that Maverick doesn't understand Omerta?

Bradley_Jackson if anyone understood Omerta they wouldn't and shouldn't be speaking to you would they? and for the record before you ask, no I am not willing to be interviewed being a businessman I wouldn't to give anyone the impression that I am in anyway shape or form connected to anything related to any criminal activities, good day.

Bradley_Jackson Yes I am aware of that as is every law enforcement agency from the west to the east coast, by hey that's their choice however flawed that decision was.

Bradley_Jackson What I should and shouldn't do is of no concern to you, I was also learn to read what is presented in the context it is presented in, for I see no critism there just a fact.

And there we have it ladies and gents when presented facts this poor reporter cant twist it has to resort to name calling how very sad, did mummy not give you enough attention Bradley_Jackson or do you just have majors issues in general?