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| April Fools Day has arrived | Started by: Rosalee-Bozzetto on Apr 01, '08 04:45 |
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There i was minding my own business, enjoying a cup of coffee over a copy of the Fashion Monthly Supplement of the daily paper, when the hone rings. I pick up the phone to see who on earth would need to contact me so urgently on a tuesday morning. To my surprise it was my accountant. " I've got some good news for you " he replied " Please tell, I love surprises " I responded tentatively " I've just had an important donation of huge amounts of money entering your bank account, it would seem a multi-millionnaire by the name of Charlie Baltimore has given you over $6 Million. Now, why on earth do you think he would give you this much money, do i need to hire a solicitor ? " " I've never even heard of this man, are you sure this is for real ? " " It sure is " he replied, then saying his goodbyes. My mind started to sparkle, trying to imagine the outfits I could buy with this new found fortune, and how i could help all those stray cats, which i love so much. Whilst pondering about this for an hour or so, i got another phonecall. " Hey Rosalee " my accountant said to me in a flippant voice " Yes ! " " APRIL FOOL'S " he began chuckling down the phone in fits of laughter. I had been pranked, by my own accountant. So, it appears April Fool's Day is amongst us, I wonder what other surprises people have up their sleeves today, I thought to myself. |
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walks in uite confused i got in this morning and had a message off my accountant Your accountant has received payment of $5,051,130 from CharlieBaltimore. i didnt evan know this guy till i looked at the date and realised what was going on just wish i had that money |
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| Reply by: The_mouse at Apr 01, '08 05:11 | |
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he must be a very generous guy - Apr 01, '08 02:26 Your accountant has received payment of $5,252,570 from CharlieBaltimore. did you check your profile btw? |
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| Reply by: Sammy at Apr 01, '08 05:16 | |
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Apr 01, '08 02:26 Your accountant has received payment of $8,338,248 from CharlieBaltimore. Oh, man, that was great. By the way, that's me in the pic. ;P |
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| Reply by: ShatteredSilence at Apr 01, '08 05:27 | |
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yeah i did sammy its quite amusing but i think they may have the wrong animal well it all finishes in a few hours so be back to normal. |
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| Reply by: The_mouse at Apr 01, '08 05:31 | |
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While doing my regular job at the Funeral Home I own, my accountant also said I received a rather large sum of money (Around 2.8 million dollars). I immediately told him to come down to the Home with the cash, but instead he came with nothing but a tin foil hat and a blowhorn saying it was April Fools.. He also pointed out that I changed appearence every other second.. Rather emberassing going from a well pressed suit to wearing a brown paper bag on my head and boxers. |
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| Reply by: Machiavelli at Apr 01, '08 05:35 | |
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Apr 01, '08 02:26 Your accountant has received payment of $2,751,707 from CharlieBaltimore. Damn I feel ripped off. Everyone got 5 mill and up :( I wish It was real myself. |
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| Reply by: AlfonsiTimello at Apr 01, '08 05:48 | |
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Lmao, poor Charlie is getting taken to the cleaners!!! Apr 01, '08 02:26 Your accountant has received payment of $5,783,577 from CharlieBaltimore. I shall now follow his every move,plus, I feel I look somewhat different today but just cant put my finger on it? Definitley uglier ;P. |
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| Reply by: primaryinfantry at Apr 01, '08 05:49 | |
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"I was feeling bad about my $3,096,622, but then I saw Machiavelli and AlfonsiTimello got less so . . . In Your Face!" Realises I in fact got nothing. "Sorry guys, in my face!" |
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| Reply by: Talon at Apr 01, '08 05:57 | |
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Apr 01, '08 02:26 Your accountant has received payment of $8,557,733 from CharlieBaltimore. Did anyone get more then that? Looks smug Oh wait I didnt get it! |
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| Reply by: Tekkz at Apr 01, '08 05:59 | |
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Lol...In allof our faces my friend. :) and even are faces keep changing. We are all out of sorts today. LOL |
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| Reply by: AlfonsiTimello at Apr 01, '08 05:59 | |
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I wonder if CharlieBaltimore received a lump sum from himself. I'm sure he doesn't even know people are receiving bogus deposits from him. |
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| Reply by: Rosalee-Bozzetto at Apr 01, '08 06:18 | |
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Good question. He probably sent himself a billion. ( almost ) LOL. |
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| Reply by: AlfonsiTimello at Apr 01, '08 06:25 | |
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| he's till looking quite wealthy considering the amoounts of money he has deposited, lol | |
| Reply by: Rosalee-Bozzetto at Apr 01, '08 07:22 | |
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Apr 01, '08 02:26 Your accountant has received payment of $9,108,281 from CharlieBaltimore. Just when i thought i was rich theyyyyy took it away. |
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| Reply by: SilvioDante at Apr 01, '08 07:31 | |
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Lol....Charlie got some money it looks like. Lets mug him. J/K |
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| Reply by: AlfonsiTimello at Apr 01, '08 07:56 | |
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| I got 7 odd million i were thinking what the hell wheres my money then a got the call about it being a prank :( | |
| Reply by: MrHowardHeffernan at Apr 01, '08 08:33 | |
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Well when i woke up this morning i had a check laying beside for, $8,199,034 from CharlieBaltimore. Naturally i done what any man would do. Morning Glory plus a check for 8 million...You catch my drift. Anyway, After i had finished my business i grabbed the check and just stared at it for a while only to realize that is was a fucking fake. Not Impressed :( |
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| Reply by: Intervention at Apr 01, '08 09:04 | |
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Awwww Intervention, I got the same thing man I was kinda pissed at first but overall I thought it was pretty funny. :) Alls well ends well my friend. I dont like the picture thing though. Its confusing the shit out of me. :) All in a good days work for the pranksters. |
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| Reply by: AlfonsiTimello at Apr 01, '08 09:30 | |
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Select All | 1 Apr 01, '08 02:26 Your accountant has received payment of $9,238,214 from CharlieBaltimore. |
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| Reply by: Camzilla- at Apr 01, '08 09:55 | |
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