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The Execution of SoulJaBoy: The Kuku Lite Front | Started by: Hope_Sandoval on Jan 16, '22 14:04 |
Hope_Sandoval approaches the waiting crowd. Her sultry voices landed upon the audience like honey melting on warm porridge, or "oatmeal" as it is known int he USA. She is not here to sing, instead, she is here to read to the audience a prepared statement.
Hope_Sandoval cries a silent tear as she hears of SoulJaBoy's death, and then says "thank you" before walking off the stage, to an uncertain future. |
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Alice turned to her confidant the Cheshire Cat with admiration in her voice. That SoulJaBoy was impressive imagine a person taking 4,895 bullets and still be able to function. That right there is a true mobster. |
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Reply by: AliceLiddell at Jan 16, '22 17:51 | |
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I have never in my life seen a group be so useless before. It took Liverking some 21 days of walking these streets to finally get the courage to shoot at someone who clearly wasnt very protected. Bravo, simply bravo. You all probably sat around high fiving each other too while Hopes mom shouted down to the basement that the pizza in the oven was ready as you all raised your arms in the air shouting "Yaaayyyy!!!" |
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Reply by: SatoruGojo at Jan 16, '22 18:11 | |
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Also, just to highlight something.
This right here about sums up that your group has the combined intelligence of a block of cheese. Lostboy, GRHS, passed away on the 6th October whilst Soul was already a fully serving member of my family at that point. I get it, this stuff is hard for you guys to comprehend. Much more difficult than the shape sorter toys your group was working on prior to the gun incident. |
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Reply by: SatoruGojo at Jan 16, '22 18:24 | |
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SatoruGojo, they also can't even get their own name right, the term used was kuku-ite as is someone who borderline cult member, not kuku-lite. If it was kuku-lite their heads would have to be so far up their own assholes they would be at risk of turning completely inside out and creating a quantum singularity.
At least they probably enjoyed a nice circle jerk together after killing my big bad inactive associate, so gangster of them. |
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Reply by: Lincoln_Lawyer at Jan 16, '22 20:44 | |
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It's true LL doesn't seem as upset at the death of Lost's son SoulJa, buy an obvious question arises: How much do you and your boss regret starting this feud? Return the stolen prize money and nobody else dies. |
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Reply by: Rupert at Jan 16, '22 21:41 | |
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And still with the same shit, given that Souljaboy was alive and well before Lostboy died, and given that Lost biys grandson was supposedly shot dead a few weeks ago by another muppet claiming to be greater than he was, the chances of Soulja and Lost being related are marginally less than the chances of the kuku-ites getting over 75 on an IQ test. If all you blowhards are capable of doing is killing inactive associates, and misidentifying people then I am downright quaking in my boots. I better warn Humpty to watch his back in case you think he's my son. |
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Reply by: Lincoln_Lawyer at Jan 16, '22 22:12 | |
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Humpty is no relative of yours, but he is a friend, which is why we killed his RHM. Do you want this feud to end? |
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Reply by: Rupert at Jan 16, '22 22:58 | |
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I don't know Humpty from Adam, so again your intel is about accurate as that of the Ottoman's during the British attack on Palestine in 1917. |
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Reply by: Lincoln_Lawyer at Jan 17, '22 00:02 | |
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id recommend instead of tips donate to his mental health |
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Reply by: Hffj at Jan 17, '22 01:46 | |
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I believe I know who this renegade is. triton is related to a disgraced businessman who at one stage was in the information selling business. His lineage has double crossed innumerable lineages. |
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Reply by: Rupert at Jan 17, '22 14:16 | |
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Me thinks that smacks of the pot calling the kettle black. |
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Reply by: Lincoln_Lawyer at Jan 17, '22 14:20 | |
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triton's tentacles reached the mainstream of our society. | |
Reply by: Rupert at Jan 17, '22 14:21 | |
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Yeah this weird kuku do ssd things and thats why we all cant like him at all. Sad shit what he did and hope many now hunt him down forever. WhyBother shakes his head while he walk out to do so ething more inportant. |
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Reply by: WhyBother at Jan 17, '22 16:16 | |
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Cleo was stuffed with work lately, being unable to have a moment to herself and just relax. She decided to leave work for at least some minutes and went in search of a bar. Walking on the streets, before reaching the Queens of Hearts bar, she notices a commotion. A group of people, some yelling, others angrily speaking and others just watching. Cleo approached, stoically crossed her arms over her chest and listened. After 5 minutes of listening, she couldn't hold it any longer and bursted laughing. Some people looked at her in surprised, but she kept laughing. Cleo laughed so much that her face was red and she almost chocked on her own saliva. Tears were running down her cheeks. She wiped them and, to some people astonishment, she just kept walking her way, in search for the bar. She shook her head and kept giggling along the way: "Damn, that's exactly what i needed" She said out loud, between chuckles "now, for that drink!" |
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Reply by: Cleo at Jan 17, '22 16:22 | |
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Im not really sure why people bother responding
Keep feeding the troll and it will keep coming back for more at the end of the day this guys poses no real threat |
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Reply by: Hollie_Doyle at Jan 17, '22 18:21 | |
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Exactly, Hollie_Doyle. We should ask ourselves: WhyBother? It riles up inexperienced gunmen, and makes them humiliate themselves in public. Like WhyBother - he just attacked me, failed, and almost died as a result. Why did he bother? |
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Reply by: Rupert at Jan 17, '22 18:51 | |
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rupert there are so many things you need to be the best here and you are not showing them loyalty omerta honor rispetto do you know what these things mean?? |
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Reply by: OmertaCapone at Jan 17, '22 20:49 | |
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omertacapone - I have sent you a mail. You should read it. I might have work for you. A lesson in how to earn respect. SoulJaBoy's associate stole from my family to fraudulently award a prize to a non-entrant. So we killed him. Is that not true respect? |
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Reply by: Rupert at Jan 17, '22 20:58 | |
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uhm correct me if I am wrong I'm just trying to follow this soap opera but didn't your intelligence tell you that Souljaboy was your recipient?
Then it was pointed out how faulty your intelligence was
So if I am following this correctly Soul went from you suspecting him to be the recipient to you saying he had a hand in making sure the prize money went to the next of kin , which is standard practice. I am just a little confused which one is he the recipient or the person who honorably made sure the next of kin got what they deserved? |
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Reply by: AliceLiddell at Jan 17, '22 21:16 | |
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