I assume that GarthSmallprick meant, 'As if a Kuku could be afraid of a Lincoln' but we'll never know as he was relieved of his existence a short while ago, on the fast track to hitting 20 generations this month alone. There are a few things to be said about this statement, 1st I'm not a Lincoln, its a moniker, taken from the brand of car I operate my legal practice out off. No more, no Less. I am hardly fresh of the boat, I am the sum of my parts, stretching back into the distant past. You know my family's more famous names Kuku, don't pretend you don't, you dredge them from time to time when it suits you. But that's by the by. What's more important is the second part, of how your family could never be afraid of mine. Honestly, that's good. I wouldn't want WilliamButlerYeats to be afraid of me. I wouldn't want anyone to be afraid of me. Ask anyone who has ever had the pleasure or displeasure of working closely with my family line if I have ever sought fear? They will all say no. Its simply not in my nature, you see, for the majority of folks, we are nice guys. You know this to be true too, you once worked with my family, I have spoken to your ancestors in the past, and not once were we anything but friendly. Even the families of SpikeSpiegel, CuthbertTheAvenger, FatFury, Ralf_Rangnick and many others know I am not a person to be feared. I don't need fear to do my job, I just do it, and when the time comes I will lay my life down in defence of my Godfather and my City, just as it should be. And when my son arrives on these shores, he won't be feared either.

But there's the difference, I'm not feared because I'm a nice guy, you're not feared because you are a joke. As I said, you already know all this. You might play the idiot, but you are far from stupid, which makes me wonder, why did you feel the need to bring up something that you knew everyone to know to be so obviously true? Why reiterate that which is commonly held knowledge? Could it be that you are in fact afraid of me? Not fear in the sense that I will hunt you down and kill you in your own kitchen kind of fear, no man who's family has almost single handedly drained the shallow end of the genepool this past month would fear death, knowing that within the next 72 hours it will probably come calling. No fear that I will always be here, that I will be here with others just like me to ridicule you and point out your shortcomings for all to see, ensuring that you continue to be the complete irrelevance that you have become. Its a sad indictment of a family line such as yours that WhyBother had more impact on the streets than the self proclaimed leader of the streets has had in 20 generations. Now crawl back to your little man cave and dry your eyes, and then perhaps you could actually make something of yourself.