I have so many questions:

As i was saying, is Kuku a good thing? Is Kuku so loved as he claim he is? 

Why Kuku makes up lies to try and fool us, when he knows he couldn't fool a 5 year old child?

Does he lie so much that he ends up believing his own lies? (THIS ONE REALLY INTRIGUES ME)

Does he truly have friends? And loyal ones, that build a gun and kill for him at his command?!

And last, but not least: (Contradicting my own saying but to make a point) Do we need to keep giving him attention all the time? Bringing him up all the fucking time? Because that's all he seeks: Attention! Can't we just stop answering him and falling for his provocations? I once heard something about cats, that when they are taken away from their mother in birth, they grow up to be meek blanket suckling dying for attention cats. It's cute. But Kuku is not a cat. He's an adult man who keeps making the same mistakes. If only he did just this! He harasses people, he offends people, he makes up fairy hairy tales, he keeps trying to hurt everyone around that doesn't agree to him. I have heard of countless people (BIG PEOPLE) that have him chances and opportunities to change. I myself (a humble no one) would be able to forgive all his crimes and mistakes, if only he tried to grew up and be a better person. But he denied it every fucking time. He doesn't wanna change. He likes being hated.

So as a fellow mafioso and a friend who wants a better world for us: what do you have to say about this? Can you all answer my questions and give me the enlightenment that stinky Kuku never gave? To anyone, i guess.

Also, i would like to quote this, it's a letter i received today from an anonymous person, which i already am very much fond of (please reveal yourself as i'm a curious woman that freaks out when made curious and i fainted 4 times since i received that letter). I appreciate those words of support on keeping the vermin always from out streets! They are dangerous and bring diseases. Also they are disgusting.

Here's the letter, that came with a tip, which i appreciate very much:

The one thing that is never mentioned about the folklore figure called Kuku is that, contrary to popular belief, 'Kuku' is not just one man but an assemblage of anarchist subversives working together to create the illusion of one all-encompassing figurehead. These men tag in and out of being 'Kuku' on a regular timetable in order to maintain the vigor and stamina that defines 'Kuku' most of all. The 'Kuku' that you fight and debate one day is not the same 'Kuku' the next, despite their attempts to pass off as one in the same. Not many people know this but it is fairly obvious once you recognize it. Orbiting this platoon are the ones recently labeled the Kuku-ites (or KLF) but their number is uncertain and there is no doubt they have no role in the direction or dogma of the organization. 

In my opinion every new person who walks off the ship should be afforded a chance.

Any new man can be different from their father and they should be afforded the opportunity to do so. The kuku lineage has proven itself to be competent and capable. They should all be afforded the chance to prove themselves and thrive in this world.

There is nothing wrong with someone being different and disagreeing with people as long as it's done within the rules of the world we live. With an element of respect and grace. We are not all built the same nor do we want the same things from life. If we did it would be incredibly boring.

"FatFury, that is a very interesting theory and something that i would never expect to listen here. I appreciate that you took your time to speak to me and give your opinion on this matter. I also want to thank Ralf_Rangnick for his time and politeness. As i have said before and i will own up to it: i, to say at least, dislike Kuku very, very, very much. He attacked people precious to me and also myself.

In my opinion, he hurts and harm people for no reason, also he lies. And that last is a fact, as he lied in countless street speeches. 

But i respect your opinion and this should be a place of democracy. I asked for something and i should get it, whether i like the answer or not."

Roya courtsies and thanks the gentleman for their time.

You're welcome, Roya. 

I strongly believe that if this community would like to get serious about stifling the Kuku threat, it first needs to get real about the steps it must take to stop him. The first of these, obviously, would be identifying the various 'Kuku's in order to break the illusion that he is just one man. No single man could approach each day with the same level of antagonism, both given and received, and only through a process of carefully alloted R&R when off-duty are they able to continue with such ferocity. 

You can forget about the KLF lackeys, who as I mentioned I believe to be mostly worthless. I have it in good confidence that one in particular is especially useless, and would probably sell us information on their internal workings for around 15 dollars. 

I believe this tearing down of the Kuku myth can be done through careful analysis of mood and speech patterns, as well as identification of the preferred subjects of antagonism for each individual 'Kuku'. I suggest a profiling system by which, for example, we may refer to the 'Kuku' who you dislike as the Alpha-Kuku. A second identified 'Kuku' - possibly the one who attends therapy - would be the Beta-Kuku, and so on. 

FatFury, as i said before, this is a democratic place and everyone is allowed and welcome to give their opinions on the matter.

But i shall not, nor now or never, call Kuku "Alpha" or "BetaAlpha" because, again, i dislike him very much and his only "fame", for me, comes from hurting and lying. My grandparents arrived in this world only a year ago, but in my time, he was never a Crew Leader, he was never a Godfather, he was never a person of goodwill that helped the poor and needy, he was not a figure to follow. His actions speak for him, he was absolutely hidious (again) lying, judging, harassing and hurting people. I will not indulge on such things that would make his fragile ego hums with joy. If the majority of people in this world of ours decided that this is what we should call him, i would unfortunately have to agree to it. But that's not the case.

As for Kuku himself, my intent here is not to "stop him" or i would be an hypocrite, as i'm an ironclad democracist (to not bring it here what i do really believe in or i would be called a Commie). Everyone should have the right to speak. My intent is to hear and try to understand what people think about it and him. I myself, if had the chance to stand in a closed room with him (would hold and smack myself in the face to keep under the urge to kick him in the private parts) and talk and speak sincerely, and hear from him, and only him, why he does what he do, would help enlighten me in what he wants to achieve and perhaps, find a way to put things behind and let him have a space in this world, yes. (Not that is my decision to "let him have a space here", because it's a free world and you do as you want, but your actions speak for you). But i heard people tried this before and it didn't worked, so probably it would be a waste of my precious time. 

I again thank you for your thoughts and for expressing yourself. If you wish to call him "Alpha", i wholeheartedly cry for you to go for it, my friend! Perhaps even making some Clothing Brand and use it everyday, written something like "I love my Alpha Kuku" in the back. It would be a gas, also it would crack me up!

Roya I think I've already made my thoughts on Kukus lineage on several occasions, not least of all here.

There are folks here who like him, tolerate him, have no feelings one way or another about him, dislike him and downright hate him. I fall into the 3rd group. I don't hate his family, nor do I like it. They are reasonably intelligent, capable of greatness when they put their mind to it, but to a man, they all get off on rubbing people up the wrong way. Their greatest joy comes from annoying someone, or killing their family, to the point of breaking. The people I have dubbed the Kuku-ites, and my congratulations to Mr FatFury for being one of the first to get that right, are simply people who quite like the anarchy he causes. For them, the life of a mafioso has grown stale, they are bored with the daily grind, so the chance to join Kuku on his latest mission of harassment is a welcome diversion. Lets face it. Its not hard to pretend to be fresh off the boat, lie low for a few days, grab a gun and shoot an unprotected Gangster, Goomba or Earner. They will claim this is someone who wronged them, wronged Kuku, is the brother/sister/lover of someone who wronged them or kuku, or was an employee of someone this dislike, but in truth its usually just the only person they could kill.

Ralf_Rangnick has a point also about how everyone deserves a chance. But do they really? I understand that if Ralf decides to go Rogue at Wise Guy, then it shouldn't be held against his son, but where do you draw the line? When do you say enough is enough? If the next 20 generations of the Ralf family all go rogue at Wise Guy, do we keep allowing them to join a family and go rogue, or do you go no! enough is enough, and kill them pre-emptively, or take their gun off them, or just not recruit them? The same with the Kuku line, almost 20 generations of them have walked these streets this year alone, and every single one of them has fucked up, posted shit, lied, cheated and caused anarchy. So should we allow the next 20 generations to do the same?

People say its easy to ignore him, and then he'll get bored and move on, but that's not true. He will move on to someone else, because there will always be a Marlow or the like who will take the abuse from Kuku and his Coprophiliacs for only so long before they blow their top and end up getting punished themselves for their actions, shooting a sponsored crew member or disrespecting a CL or whatever, and then that persons line will disappear from these streets, maybe for a few weeks, a few months, a few years, or for ever and ever. And the so called KLF with their tiny penises will all get an erection and join in a circle jerk for a job well done, and the elation they feel from that success will be enough to spur them on to the next target.

Kuku's line is not more than one person, or a group of individuals pretending to be Kuku, his narcissism would never allow it.

 Alice walked by and heard a conversation not unlike the ones she would hear walking  by the psychiatrists office when they were talking about the patients at Rutledge Asylum.  

I may or may not have some answers. Alice scuffed the toe of one of her  black leather dress shoes across the concrete. I am not sure though  that you want someone with multiple personality disorder and hallucinations that hangs out with a schizophrenic cat to answer this one.

I may be mistaken but there was a similar case I over heard the psychiatrist speaking about one time I sneaked by his office. He said this patient was a sadist (malignant narcist), and that he probably developed his sadist tendencies in childhood. . .So maybe the guy was abused as a kid and feels the need to abuse others thinking it will ease his misery. Alice shook her hear solemnly These people are usually locked in the basement of the asylum and heavily medicated, fed once a day, and they don't even get a pot to piss in. They at least gave us pots to piss in upstairs.

Now that fatfury has let the cat out of the bag, I suppose it's time that all the kukinites wave their flag in support tof our leader. Much like Robert Paulson was able to be the symbol for Tyler durdens project mayhem, kuku will be the flag for all those who have been down trodden! Given poor treatment because they decided to gamble all their money away instead of donate to their family. Mug a capo who then tries to talk smack, so ya blast em with a cap. A myriad of reasons that kuku stands for. It's okay you kukinites. It's okay to let your freak flag fly!!

The bear, just as quickly as he was speaking, trails off in a series of grunts and roars. His clothing ripping to shreds as his massive body lumbers down the road knocking old ladies over and trash and to follow.  

I don't like sitting on fences, not least the damage to the underwear!! This is such an ironic speech - I like that because we are talking about not talking about certain people who choose to talk and behave in certain ways for what feels like forever! I'm off the fence on with the irony or reply here to say, ignore, don't waste your breath they love it. I shall now take my fence underwear and irony back to the HQ if anyone wants to lend a hand? The undies were clean on yesterday - or the day before - I am pretty sure - maybe.

Lincoln_Lawyer, that's very well said, i couldn't agree more. Also, i want to congratulate you for your patience and on keeping your sanity when having to deal with Kuku for so long, harassing and following you around at every street corner. You're a good man!

Roya turns to AliceLiddell and says:

I agree with you too! And it's funny that you have the asylum idea, i guess we are similar on this! My mother have suggested a few days ago, that Kuku should be in a mental institution! He didn't like it very much, but i still think it's a good idea.

Also, there was something else i wanted to talk about, here in the open. I've been receiving a lot of gifts, donations and money from an anonymous group of people that apparently, feels the same way i do about the Kuku lineage. I guess there are a lot more people that dislike him, more than i imagined anyway.

This is one of the letters i received recently:

I still don't know who they are, but if you're here, in the middle of this crowd, i would like to thank you sincerely and affectionately. Is very good having this unexpected support!

I would also like to thank everyone who dared to speak and gave their time to share their opinions, this is what makes our streets better and i hope more of you come up here and voice your toughts, the same way i hope Kuku stop pestering good and horonable people. Thank you all.

Ah Lincoln. You and I both know that is just the way it has to be. 

Twenty, Thirty or even a Hundred. Every new face who walks this street should be given the common courtesy to display their true colours. 

It does not matter if you suspect who the bloodline is or how his father or grandfather behaved. You cannot be tried and convicted guilty of your fathers actions. You know that better than anybody, surely?

I do honestly think Kuku has been allowed to build himself into this personna by those that react to him. There is a good gangster ready to emerge from this bloodline. Articulate, knows the 'rules' that we live by and can sweet talk those who needs to.

An asset to somebody, surely?

I do truly believe that everyone should be given that opportunity to prove themselves. 

But receiving a challenge to duel off such a pube, proves that some people never change and do have no intention of doing so.

As i said previously, he's been quite mundane of late. This piss poor attempt is nothing better either.

You're terrifying street presence, clearly. 

This lineage and associated group of dorks have been given countless chances. Their family tree has rotted right the way down to the roots. People have tried and much more often than not they end up with egg on their face. Unless Alpha-Omicron Kuku can gorge themselves at the power trough, they won't follow anyone's rules. Don't let that convince you that they are some sort of rebel faction though. These aren't firebrands; think more along the lines of idiots holding matches they've been trying to light with their own dicks for the past 10 years and wondering why they can't get a flame.

I don't think me as superior than anyone, nor do i'm afraid or jealous of the Kuku lineage. My motives are clear and i don't think i know how to make it clearer. I had questions and i wanted to know if i was the only one that felt that way about Kuku and that's all.

I don't care how Kuku feels about me, but if he wants, he's free to come here and tell me himself. And i should emphasize that the first one to make a street speech about my mother and threatening her, were Kuku's relative. So he chained the events that led to my speech, this day.

Roya looks to see where GarthVolbeck was standing a few moments ago, but he's gone. Lying on his face with a hole on his head. She then adresses the crowd:

Well, that was quick and nobody even noticed..? How odd. Anyway, i'm done speaking. If anyone wants to add something else, i will gladly hear it.