I use my talent, skills, and expertise in order to generate a huge profit for cartoon villains who are diametrically opposed to everything I stand for and everything that motivated me to excel in my field. The best people always work for the bad guys. It's just the way it goes.

i deal with numbers, laws, and I try to stop people who are doing the things that we do here on MR having anything to do with us

I deal with entitled asshats that want something for nothing. I also have to repeatedly call people that was supposed to check out at 11, and listen to all their excuses. I work hospitality, lol.

I get paid vast sums of money to go into businesses and tell them whats wrong with their current IT system and then offer to fix it.

work with little people of the world that need don't usually get help

I talk to children all day long.  Sometimes I drive, Sometimes I dont. Sometimes I Speak to parents, Sometimes to teachers. shrugs. I guess I like to talk!

I listen to people tell me about their problems then get them to think up solutions for it without actually doing much work myself. If it works I get all the credit, if it doesn't it, it musn't be for them.

Right now I am unemployed and looking for work.

So I have plenty of time to play this and watch idiots out of my window being drunk. 

First, I roll out of bed when I'm damn good and ready.  Next, I make a pot of coffee and think about sitting down at my desk.  When I do decide to start work, I immediately fall into a comatose zombie state and smash my fingers into my keyboard for the next eight hours while blindly staring at the small print in legal documents. All the while clicking my petties and felonies.

I answer phones, sometimes I get yelled at, sometimes I don't. I can usually fix the issues but when I can't no one can 

I give large doses of American Customer Service to people not used to it and then I get really really excited when I find a reason to create a powerpoint presentation for training purposes. 

I answer phones, sometimes tell people what to do and I take yo money!

I take mostly round stone and thread it into patterns and attempt to market these patterned stones to people who decorate themselves with said stones.  I also use various instruments to make marks that convey ideas through rudimentary glyphs. 

I send emails to people to do their job and by doing that I do my job, it is a vicious cycle of emails and that is all what we do, RIP emails, bring back telefax machine.

I babysit buildings. When there's a problem, I either phone a man to fix the problem, parse the purchasing contract for the relevant clause, or I cite appropriate legal precedent.