For a long time, she had felt guilt in her build-up and up. The more she saw the Godfather of Summerlin try to convert the masses to become vegans, the worse she felt. She blamed herself for the man Hobbs had become. After many sleepless nights, she decided enough was enough. She had to take ownership of whom Hobbs was.

"Ladies and Gentlemen. I am here to confess. I am here to bare all" She started off to shout. "Go to a church then!" one observer yelled back at her. She glared at him as she watched him back down into the masses to listen. 

"I would go to a church, but what's the point in what I have to say being a secret? It would serve no purpose at all! You see, long ago when I was a young and vibrant lady and just a Don for a hard-working Godfather made out of twigs, I would often be out in the streets joining in the antics of HeadCoach and his Ancient city of Detroit. I would often be seen here plotting along with Void. My now trusted left-hand man. We would often be clowning around with Hobbs, who has since become the Godfather of Summerlin and myself the Godmother of The Strip."

She paused for a moment as she got someone to hand out a flyer with recorded evidence of what she was about to talk about. 

Hobbs In Stocks

"As you can see on that record, a long time ago and for innocent entertainment purposes, Hobbs was placed in stocks. For some time people from around the country were paying Void (and I) for a chance to throw fruit and vegetables at him. Days and days this went on. We did let him out one time and we did put him back, or so we thought, to find that the second time it was Gnoch the father of the lovely SassyPeach, that Hobbs disguised as him. God rest his soul, it is a blessing that Gnoch is not here to also suffer the fate of what Hobbs became." She paused again to take a sip out of her flask. She could see the look on people's faces change. She could see many starting to see she was telling the truth. That it was her fault.

"I blame myself for the reason why Hobbs got so into becoming a vegan. I blame the fact the abuse from all the fruits and vegetables thrown at him made him love the fruits and vegetables more than anything else! It was like a conversion therapy session to him" Again she paused and took a deep breath before continuing. 

"So, here I am to apologise to everyone who has been affected by Hobbs ways now. I am here to apologise to him for being as he is. If it wasn't for the fact that he is now a Godfather I would put him back into stocks and either starve him a bit until he was willing to eat a bit of chicken or try to convert him back by throwing burgers at him. But out of respect to his rank and in any case, I think it best we just take him as he is and hide our meat-eating habits from him. What he doesn't see and all that jazz won't hurt him. The man does not need to suffer more. I AM SORRY HOBBS!"

She was about to step away, she was about to just stop talking anymore. But she could not stop herself, she found confessing was making her feel lighter and lighter in her soul and she couldn't control what came out of her mouth next.

"By the way, Hobbs hates eating his greens. Whenever he comes over to my headquarters he only ever eats the nuts on his plate. He never touches his five a day at all! I am not the only one who has witnessed this, Void and others have too. He only eats nuts on his vegan diet. There is a saying, You are what you eat!"

She was made to stop. A bodyguard of Void ran over to her "Time to go for your afternoon nap!" he jested to her as he led her away from the streets, as he picked her up over his shoulder. "But but but, I have more to say?" she replied to him in protest to no avail. 

Over the last few days Void had undergone a transformation following his new strictly-vegan diet: what was once a scrawny lanky man, was now a malnourished scrawny lanky man. After listening to Daiquiri's semi-heartfelt confession, Void chimed in as well.

"This is truly a tragedy to rival those written down by the ancient poets. Through many twists and turns Hobbs went from a wretchedly miserable ALLEGED horse-meat consumer to a proud and courageous Vegan. Though I was initially skeptical of his resolve I have come to see that Hobbs is 100% serious in his quest for veggies and virtue."

Void pulled a carrot out of his pocket and tossed it a member in the crowd who was shaking his head in disbelief at his inane ramblings.

"Often at night he can be heard trying to convince his fellow Las Vegan of the benefits of a meat-free lifestyle, and how delicious his portabello-burgers and cabbage soup truly are compared to the ill-gained FILTH that the unwashed masses consume. Not to mention that as an ultimate show of commitment he and Stan_S_Stanman covertly did unspeakable horrors to convert miserable worms like me, horrors I do not dare speak aloud out of fear for suffering yet another mental breakdown in public."

"Though perhaps the stocks were a harsh instrument, I think it turned out for the better. We should take a lesson from its success, I propose we start applying this method of forced conversion to more unrelenting carnivorous sinners."

"In conclusion, I have only one message: 'The ends justify the beans'".

TheBeast was wandering the streets and heard the diatribe. He began to speak:

"So from what I gather Godfather Hobbs loves eating nuts?"

TheBeast then walked away. From "Alleged" horse murderer to Nut eater. Quite the swing. 

He giggled to himself on his walk.