LiquidFareham, have you read Systematic Immolation of Thought?

My lineage conducted a study group once.

It is worth revisiting, for you, for anyone. 

What has this society been through in the last 24 hours if not a systematic immolation, one it must piece itself together from?

Liz_Truss, there is an unspoken power to my lineage and name. The late leader Illuminatiated once paid a relative of mine 8 million to agree to not shoot his crewmembers. This relative was just a gangster at the time, with a Godfather-Chairman kissing his ring. 

Who else inspires such enormous swells of fear and worship in equal measure?

Do you want to know of my character?

I have been referred to as the most influential competition runner this world has ever seen, while others run competitions to embezzle and defraud honest people. As the leader of the streets, I entertain and encourage, while others seek nothing but to enrich themselves and their LostBoy's. 

Ask Ubercorn about the story of the Consig LostBoy.

While the community stood idle to competition-based injustice and treachery, I was the only man who stood up to be counted.

I seem to remember that I entered a competition that I never got compensated for. I wonder what happened there?

Here's the ballot.

As to your "character" Mr.kuku, I think everyone knows who you are and what you're about. "A zebra never changes his stripes", so they say.

Everything you touch turns to shit. No one actually believes you are a leader behind the scenes, pulling strings to make ppl dance to your tune.

And yes, you ask for credit all the time, or beg for money, which is on record on multiple occasions. 

Maybe try being a decent person once in your life and you can be a great leader of the streets and a competition king. I only wish the best for you son. Be better.

TheBeast, are you denying that my bloodline has stood like a protective father watching over these Streets for more than a decade?

History speaks for itself. LonelyWolf would benefit from listening. 

In a world of Ubercorns running competitions more deadly than polio, my lineage has ensured the Creative Writing Community has flourished.

They know it and love me for it. Why don't you?

Where Was I?

Oh yes, employment. Tell your boss to employ me. 

I'm sorry MrKuku My boss won't employ you, nor will any boss in this great country. It's quite sad to be perfectly honest. I think you have great potential but, your base nature seems to rear it's ugly head, time and time again. You always promise you turned over a new leaf, just to disappoint everyone you sought trust from. 

Isa had her sights out on dancing this evening but once again for what might be the one billionth time in her life she was sidetracked on her plans. She lets out a long sigh and thinks to herself there is always something new that comes down the pike. She has a question or two and some thoughts on her mind and nothing or nobody controls her thoughts. 

I would like to know when applying for work begins here on these streets?   

Isabella, which kuku is that question for? MrKuku or Mr_Kuku?

Mr_Kuku it offends me that you ask me whether I have read it. Though this is unknown to many, the Fareham lineage goes back many centuries.

In fact I even personally took part in said study group.

Few things bring me as much joy as analysing the contents of that tome of wisdom whose true depth I feel that, even with years of scholarly research already having been performed on it, has barely been touched by mortal minds.

Without WhereWasI writing more political dissertations this place has lost something.

Where is he?

Liz_Truss I think running a competitive writing competition might be just what we need to make esteemed philosopher WhereWasI resurface.

TheBeast you are once again proving why the kuku and fareham bloodlines will have to join forces. The public shuns us.

There is only one solution.

THE PLUMBERS

Isabella, I have applied for work through the job board but been ignored by every crew. 

I am a being treated like a second class citizen, despite my premium pedigree. 

If I were born a horse, I would've been put out to stud for millions. 

Where Was I?

Oh yes. Looking for work in the one place my voice is unable to be suppressed:

The Streets.

A domain in which I sit at the head of the table. 

Liz_Truss, my lineage has tried to elevate Ubercorn's many times over the years. We were to co-author a piece for public consumption because pnce we were friends, maybe more than that, now we do not see eye to eye. The work never happened. Ubercorn is to blame.

And he knows it.

I would not put my name to something as dangerous as his writing competitions even if they were legitimate. They are not.

Did you know he once awarded the top prize in his contest to someone who didn't even enter? 

Thank you to luciano_lucky and Scratchy, who have welcomed me into the Luciano Crime Family. Their willingness to step outside of the hoi polloi and give someone a chance is a stark contrast from the boring and unremarkable MO's of the many. 

They are trailblazers.

This is the start of a special relationship. 

Was that not the plan along? 

I am pleased to report that I have now found work:

You have accepted the invite from FrenchieHorn to join the FrenchieHorn crew.

It is good to know that the goodwill my lineage has built up during our long tenure as Leader of the Streets still merits a second chance. Should this title be reinstated? Yes. 

LonelyWolf would you like $1,000,000 to celebrate?

Glad you found a second home Kuku, we were sad to see you leave 

I am a proud member of the Luciano Crime Family, Scratchy. When I swore my loyalty to you, and you to me, I intended to keep that promise. 

We remain brothers-in-arms.

I do love your humour Kuku, but no loyalty was sworn, but good luck and don't shoot anyone 

OK, boss, I understand. I need to earn your loyalty, though mine is already pledged to you. Do you need any money?