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| Street Penalty Review Log | Started by: StreetReferee on Oct 31, '22 14:22 |
| Aw. C'mon stripes. It's good fun. My team needs me. I gotta get the ball yo. I'll fatten your wallet if you pick up the flag. | |
| Reply by: Outkast at Nov 01, '22 11:44 | |
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Hiro_Nakamura, I'm a busy man. There's a ballgame going on. You're lucky you caught me during a timeout. I wouldn't normally allow this kind of behavior. I've got one hand on a flag as we speak, don't make me throw it.
Ref the ballgame, mainly. What does a postman do, son? He delivers the mail.
I don't understand you, Hiro. You can't have a ballgame without a ref. There are rules to enforce. Standards.
Have you ever experienced a writing competition, Hiro? I've seen world wars less gruesome. I want a good, clean ballgame. No funny business. No foul language. Tucked shirts and socks. That's all I'm asking for. |
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| Reply by: StreetReferee at Nov 01, '22 11:47 | |
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I'm warning you right now, Outkast, you offer me one more bribe and I'm gonna kick you out of this ballgame so hard, you're going to be pulling my shoelaces out of your ass for weeks. I want a clean game, son. Play ball. |
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| Reply by: StreetReferee at Nov 01, '22 11:50 | |
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| How about a good time on Michigan Ave then..not a bribe..we'll call it an all expenses paid excursion? | |
| Reply by: Outkast at Nov 01, '22 11:52 | |
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You are riding a thin line, Outkast. A THIN line. I do not want to throw anyone out of my ballgame. I do not WANT to. But so help me God, I am getting close. Put your head down and play ball. I don't want any back talk. Don't give me any cheek. If I see you doing one thing your mama wouldn't do at Church on Sunday, I might just ruin both our days, son. StreetRef whistles. Play BALL. |
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| Reply by: StreetReferee at Nov 01, '22 12:00 | |
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| Yessir referee sir. We'll play ball. No more unintentional but maybe intentional side offers. Unless you're down..but probably not as you're an upstanding referee.. That other team had 12 on the field btw. You gonna call that? | |
| Reply by: Outkast at Nov 01, '22 12:08 | |
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Outkast - What team of 12 are you referring to? I count only 8 at the moment.
What do you know that we don't?
My widespread network of informants keeps me up to date on anything so I doubt I would've missed it. |
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| Reply by: LiquidFareham at Nov 01, '22 21:14 | |
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NEW INFRACTION ASSESSED: Street Corner - The Rise (And Fail) Of The Kuku Bloodline Culprit - MrKuku- Penalty - Unnecessary Roughness. After being left quaking in his boots by Don Vidal, play ruled dead before Outkast suffered further indignity at the hands of MrKuku-. We do not tolerate hits after the whistle. Outkast being assessed in the medical tent for feelings of great shame. |
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| Reply by: StreetReferee at Nov 03, '22 13:42 | |
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StreetReferee - I think these penalties would be more effective if monetary penalties were applied as well. I'm sure the Competition Commission, with its long arms and tendrils firmly rooted in our society, would be happy to help enforce them. |
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| Reply by: LiquidFareham at Nov 03, '22 21:36 | |
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