MANY DEAD IN DETROIT!  INITIAL REPORTS SAY THEY MAY HAVE BEEN MURDERED!

If, you us, you have many questions following the deaths in Detroit, please bear with us.  We are pulling together reports coming in.

We can confirm:

Those killed occupied leadership or membership positions within the Detroit underworld.  They were members of the mafia.

Those killed were in fact shot dead - these were not retirees.

Initial reports indicate that not a single person died or was captured in the assault on Detroit.

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An anonymous source states:

bjorn forced some of ph and ny to kill dt because space pole was a hand...confirmed info btw

Hellova send off.  It was well organized.  Salute

Space Pole died months ago. As a matter of fact, someone very dear to me witnessed his senseless death. One hell of a story behind the scenes of that fatal day in LV for many. Perhaps you are referring to Space Pole's kin South Paw. May he rest in peace. 

GF Polio went above and beyond for the people in NY and was wronged. How dare anyone question who he picks for a hand. How dare anyone dictate to him who he can and cannot have for a hand. The only mistake I can see made was Polio not pulling out his gun and ridding at least one bag of trash that pollutes the air you breathe. Maybe polio, thought fuck it if they want me dead so be it.  Or maybe he never had a clue it was coming. But he was warned weeks ago DT was going under. It will not be the first-time family/alliances turn on their people because NY is too much of a coward to tell PH to fuck off. That is a fact. Why do you think some of those in power in NY that came from LV are still alive? PH told them do this or you're dead.  And here we go again with the demise of DT. 

They can spin it any way they want, but the bottom line is it was going to happen anyway. A few guns are built, and they did not need Polio anymore. And they feared the other existing guns. 

Wake up.  

Detroit is haunted? Alarming news. How do we know who was behind the takedown? Was it the ghostbusters? 

From what my ancestor left in different letters, Detroit was an amazing place and had many amazing people but no where did i see writings how it being Haunted, perhaps i need to do more research as it would be somewhat entertaining. 

I do hope that the kin of those who had recently fallen, may they find peace and a place that they call home and are able to enjoy their journey that is this life.

Tooty always has a hag in tote. Maybe I should grow one. 

Anyhow the nonsense of Detroit being haunted is absurd. Let me tell you Detroit has been graced with much talent over the years. Detroit has dominated more times than it has been wiped out. With Detroit being central, does make it much easier for the cool kids. However, it is none other than Detroits fault for the wipeouts. 

Life is a learning lesson. In the future, do not let your gun go to waste. 

Tooty studders PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP retty PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPlease. 

An anonymous source states:

Not gonna lie, this actually gave me a pretty good chuckle. Quality content as always.

Leaves and tries to remember that word that makes an ass out of you and me.

Tooty was just about to leave the scene and she overhears Alucard searching for a word. 

Let me help you out Alucard. ASSUME is the word. And while I am here, I would bank on it is pretty safe to ASSUME you are not going to enlighten all on the happenings of Detroit. But no worries because I'm certain some are finally piecing it together. Just as Tooty was about to step off she thought of something else she wanted to throw unto the fire. 

It is safe to assume Alucurd and company fear dying.  Five to go. Then circle back... 

Tooty picks up her sacred book loaded with all sorts of good information and shoves it into her backpack. 

Dude, Tooty, no one ever knows what the fuck you're talking about. I would heavily invest in reading some heavy literature like Dr Seuss and then coming back once your vocabulary picks up a bit. You're not dissing or insulting anyone when they listen to you speak and then have to deal with feeling like they've just suffered from a stroke.

Be clear with your words or don't say anything.

When the clock strikes four the seven men will understand exactly what has happened, for now however there's a bit of a disconnect. One must learn to walk before they can crawl, after all. Are we really going to allow our standards to continue to drop? Do we really know when the clock strikes one, will we find the way out, or are we going to continue keeping ourselves in check? 

He sips on his coffee for a moment and plays with his rabbits in the field.

I think if people are afraid of dying that they will pay the piper or perhaps they won't, it remains to be seen. Perhaps we should stop being afraid and then we will see what is beholden to us. That's all that I have to say about this, I will not argue with you anymore, Tooty. I'm sure I've just made a whole lot of sense to you.

With that, the worm scuttles off with his prayers in hand to continue with what he had spoken about. The masses will see it for what it is.

Tooty was about 200 ft away when she heard a mousey voice. It can't be who she thinks it is. She turns around and sure enough it was worm. Smiling Tooty heads back. Before she speaks,in her mind replays the mindless rant from worm.  She thinks what or who is Dr. Suess. She makes a mental note to research this Dr. Suess worm speaks about. 

Hey there worm. Is it pure denial or straight up lies? I'm sure your bestie Alucard will feel safer with you coming out here with your gibberish. While you are here, why don't you explain to DT how the shit went down. Bring FS along next time. And by the way my book is very useful. 

Let me explain something to you "Tooty". My bloodline has died 217 times and I fully expect the 218th to happen. That is a undeniable fact, and when you realize that about yourself you will feel a sense of freedom. When you take up the life as a mobster you resign yourself to coming to an abrupt end at any moment. Perhaps my bloodline is so old in the tooth that this seems like common sense to me, I don't know. Death is not something to be feared, death is an inevitability.

Thank you for coming back out Alucard. I have been telling a few to not wait for you to come to them. I'm certain there a few in the shadows. 

You are more than welcome to spew your verbal diarrhea at anyone who will listen. It's a free country after all.

The ever so familiar childish words. 217 times too. They are listening. Some salute me. Some say you were right. Some say...The list goes on. It is a free country, but everything comes with a price tag. 

Tenkai sat there listening to tootys bullshit, he let his head fall to rhe side, listening to her hypocrisy of poor me. He wanted to laugh, for the first time in his life he found a woman really rediculous. 

"You know tooty excuse my rudeness but shut up. You sound like a child ranting and raving because they didn't get their way..... You like worm said you aren't making any sense. Go study literature, or maybe Doctor Seuss. I'm sitting here trying to figure out why you are so offended... No point when you don't make sense." He paused for minute yawning as worm petted the rabbits. 

He had come to new York for a visit, he missed his family, he needed to give worm his bags of dirt anyway. 

"I'm trying to nap but I can't do that. And when I can't have my naps I become cranky and a cranky Shadow is a scary shadow. Worm might have to make me eat veggies for a month.. Gross.. Anyways. Just take shut up and take your death like a grown woman or man, I'll ask stiffler he can hand cuff you to his dungeon maybe.. Or maybe I'll as Razor_blade_Mario if he's gotta dildo somewhere to shove in your mouth. He has more than enough, since he's been throwing them at the cars in Detroit. Heh.. Move on. And let me take my nap.. Go bother the birds or something.. You cry and whining about something that happened in thr past is annoying.. Oh and for the record. You're a hypocrit. I have more than enough writings of history from my ancestors with your ancestors and from these diaries they weren't very good. So before you get publically humiliated by someone who has had enough.. Go back to whatever hole you come from and work on your lying skills.. Or your public speaking skills.. I mean I know I suck at it but at least I make sense. And I'm straight forward." Tenkai said and got up to leave. 

As he left, he went back to worms hq to sleep in his favorite tree, "I'm tired boss, wake me up in a few hours." He gave everyone their gifts. 

Have we really devolved into “he’s gotta dildo somewhere to shove in your mouth”, territory now? 

"Or maybe I'll as Razor_blade_Mario if he's gotta dildo somewhere to shove in your mouth. He has more than enough, since he's been throwing them at the cars in Detroit."

Pfft.. Was a joke.. Don't take this seriously. I apologize if this comment offends anyone lol. Have a great day!