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The Leader of the Street's News V1 | Started by: MrKuku on May 16, '23 14:54 |
Plagiarised? What the hell are you talking about? We were having a conversation about you eating people, bro. Nobody had even attended that corny debate of yours until I came along. I bring you some eyeballs to a previously eyeball-exempt zone and this is the thanks I get? Give a guy a cut of your winnings and he spits in your face. Jesus.
For the avoidance of doubt, I clearly credited you for inspiring my story about you. Get over yourself man and appreciate other people's work. |
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Reply by: MoralCompass at May 17, '23 17:39 | |
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MoralCompass, it isn't plagiarism? THIS is my story. Now let's take a look at YOUR story. You exchanged a couple of words, gave your "feedback" on my sentences and that's it, so i'm pretty sure this is plagiary, specially if you shared it in a writing competition. Learn to write and think for yourself. Also, i don't care if anyone shows up for "debates" at my ramblings at the streets, i mostly write for myself and for the prizes i receive for it. Now this shall be the last time i come here and talk about this, i'm sick of it all. Have a nice day. |
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Reply by: Colonel_Ives at May 17, '23 17:50 | |
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Rebecca blinked in surprise, having now moved to the correct location and double-checking what argument she was listening to now. "I mean given you searched the encyclopedia and only changed a few key words about the history of a man who isn't you, might want to put those stones away." she said to Colonel_Ives. |
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Reply by: Rebecca at May 17, '23 20:16 | |
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Simpleton stood back at a safe distance while tensions mounted in relation to the most recent writing competition... "You see, this is why we need a Competition Commission for all those who have mocked it over the years. Had it not been for the Competition Commission, this street corner would be scattered with bodies and bone fragments by now." "The thing I am most concerned about is the sustainability of future competitions. It seems everyone wants to stick their fingers in the cookie jar and get a handout. Admittedly, I pocketed a few bills for my non-entry, but it was a fucking amazing non-entry so don't even question it. But, there needs to be some incentive for mobsters to run future competitions without being fleeced like the noble MrKuku has here today." |
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Reply by: simpleton at May 17, '23 20:19 | |
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The two are barely alike, Ives. Sure, there is a vague resemblance but that is because my story is about you. The biographer doesn't plagiarise the subject, bro. Not possible. This isn't one of your debates about the abyss where you can direct the Q&A sessions. Have all those thin, short, young vegetable sellers have gone to your head? If I had known you would come here trying to steal the credit for my hard work, I wouldn't have given you a significant proportion of my prize money. This is the last time I try to do a nice thing. |
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Reply by: MoralCompass at May 18, '23 07:22 | |
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That was very nice of you, MoralCompass. You have the makings of a very fine associate. I hope you get the thank you that you deserve. Have you heard the joke about why cannibals are so angry? Because they're fed up with people. Haha, OK everybody, alright. It's a good one. |
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Reply by: Duchess at May 18, '23 08:48 | |
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Duchess and MoralCompass, a recent entrant has been cancelled, so you're both to share $10m in prizes.
Conract me to discuss |
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Reply by: MrKuku at May 18, '23 11:55 | |
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MrKuku, may I suggest simply sending me $10m and I'll handle it from there? Make it 20 and I'll donate 5 to your next competition, how about that? |
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Reply by: Duchess at May 18, '23 14:52 | |
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I'd like to do that, but are you able to loan me twenty mill first? |
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Reply by: MrKuku at May 18, '23 15:10 | |
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Reply by: MrKuku at May 18, '23 15:25 | |
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Thank you, MrKuku, my non-entry to your competition has made me quite rich. I think, as a community, we can all acknowledge and appreciate that. A rising tide raises all boats. Congratulations on your well-run competition and to the rest of the participants and non-participants on their winnings. And congratulations to MoralCompass on beating his plagiarism charges, here's another on-theme joke to celebrate: Why don't cannibals eat comedians? Because they taste funny. OK, alright, hey now. |
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Reply by: Duchess at May 18, '23 16:53 | |
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Malcolm Tucker, the foul-mouthed maestro of political spin, had had enough of the circus surrounding the writing competition. As he watched bundles of cash being thrown around like confetti, he couldn't help but feel a burning desire to get his grubby mitts on some of that sweet, sweet moolah. |
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Reply by: Malcon-Tucker at May 23, '23 18:34 | |
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I think the deadline for non-entries was yesterday, but I could be wrong. You may have to get in touch with the Competition Commission directly to find out for sure. |
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Reply by: simpleton at May 23, '23 20:02 | |
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Who Killed Zoom? |
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Reply by: MrKuku at May 24, '23 12:29 | |
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"Where's my bloody money? That's a question that carries more weight than uncovering who killed Zoom, given the rather intriguing statement during his funeral: 'No WS needed. See you soon <3'. It seems like a cryptic message hidden in plain sight, left to us by MaddyPerez." "So, if you have any information regarding the whereabouts of my hard-earned moolah, kindly step forward and enlighten me. The time for pleasantries and coded messages is over. It's time to cut through the noise and get down to business. Show me the money, MrKuku, or face the wrath of the one and only Malcolm Tucker." |
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Reply by: Malcon-Tucker at May 25, '23 18:53 | |
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@Malcoln-Tucker, what you on about son? Are you threatening me? |
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Reply by: MrKuku at May 25, '23 19:00 | |
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'To: Malcon-Tucker Can we ban that halfwit Tucker from all CC approved competitions? Maybe a directive to ignore him henceforth also?' |
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Reply by: Malcon-Tucker at May 25, '23 19:35 | |
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Well this certainly doesn't look good. I just received an urgent message from the Competition Commission. I didn't make enough copies for everyone so just pass this around and take a gander.
I didn't even know this was possible. Have we given the Competition Commission TOO much power?! MrKuku would you care to comment on the sanctions? |
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Reply by: Wellerman at May 25, '23 20:27 | |
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"Now listen here, I don't know who any of you sons o bitches are, or what is going on around here, but someone better be paying out them dollar bills" Fenton was a man of business. He learned from some great teachers. He knew Mr Kuku's type, sneaky yet adorable, annoying, yet loveable. "Sorry I can come back later if this is a bad time?" |
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Reply by: Fenton at May 25, '23 21:04 | |
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"First of all, let me just say that I haven't received any official notice or heard a peep from this so-called Competition Commission. This reeks of a bureaucratic circus. Did they not have the courtesy to send a bloody letter directly to me? Instead, we're passing around urgent messages like we're playing a game of Chinese whispers. Utter incompetence! Now they claim that I'm being sanctioned due to multiple complaints from high-ranking members of these so-called fine cities of America. High-ranking members, huh? I can only imagine the kind of spineless twerps who've gone crying to the Commission, trying to play their little power games. And the damages they've assessed? A mind-boggling $80 million! Are they out of their bloody minds? They might as well ask for the moon while they're at it. It's a blatant attempt to bleed me dry and snatch away any future competition winnings. Well, they can sod off! I won't let these self-righteous bureaucrats get away with it. As for you, MrKuku, or should I say Competition Commission or even Wellerman? You must think you're quite the master of deception, don't you? But let me tell you something, sunshine, your tricks won't work on me. Now to bring the matters to a close, where are my unmarked bills?" |
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Reply by: Malcon-Tucker at May 25, '23 23:18 | |
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