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The Tabloid News CL/RHM Edition | Started by: Mr_Pickles on Oct 12, '11 02:53 |
The Tabloid News – Special Leaders Edition
Greetings, everyone. We here at The Tabloid News have noticed a lot of talk in the streets about the leaders of our fine cities. As the only credible journalistic source in the eight cities, we feel it is our duty to cash in on this trend. However, we’re busy people. We don’t have time to analyze street presence, leadership abilities, or motivation of the crew members. So, we are just going to judge the Crew Leaders and their Right Hands by their suits, just like we judge books by their covers. After all, that is why books have covers, right? So, let us begin, and on with the news . . .
Bob the Astronaut: Simple, austere. But, with overtones of people dying. Very nice. Not very astronautish, though. 5/10
Furby: Must be at the dry cleaners. 0/10
Mr. Brick: Simple. To the point. Nice. 5/10
Mrs. Doubtfire: Behind every sweet old lady is a very hairy-armed ex-coke-head. Never mistake kindness for weakness says this one. 5/10
Roman: The sinking of an unsinkable ship. Very strong. I assume Roman is the iceberg. 5/10
Sexy Beast: Apparently we have different definitions of sexy. 5/10
Spuff Waffle: Again, must be at the cleaners. 0/10
Iscaron: Kinda sneaks up on you. Strikes fear into the hearts of people. 5/10
Alabama Worley: Somehow I think there’s a dark secret behind those sunglasses and Holstein skirt. 5/10
Spunk Trumpet: The look of a man who’s getting things done, even over the phone. 5/10
Andrew Paxton: Cleaners. 0/10
Bjorn: I was expecting something more Swedish Chef, less butcher. 5/10
Canucklehead: Definitely a dry-clean only suit. Can’t let the purple run with the other colours. 5/10
Chade: Shiny, colourful, and laid back. A suit for all seasons! 5/10
Daniel Venzeti: That’s just . . . well . . . bad to the bone. 5/10
Jimmy Napoli: Another classic look. Watch out for ash. 5/10
Kimble: I don’t know if the Pope would approve, but I don’t think the Big Guy would have any problems with it. 5/10
Salvatore Maranzano: I don’t know if winter is the right time for a white suit, but the flower in the lapel is perfect for any occasion. 5/10
Stamina: The only way you can get away with looking like that in public is if no one’s afraid to laugh at you. 5/10
Premeir: I’ve always thought plaid clashed with military green. I guess I was right. 5/10
Absolut: That’s the same suit my Uncle wore every Thanksgiving. Don’t ask. 5/10
Cadoras: Very sporty. Looks like a good thing to wear for the weekends. 5/10
Duke: Three-piece suit AND a machine gun. Formal to Funeral in seconds! 5/10
Love Gun: Yarr! And booty to spare! 6/10
Meresin: Belt with suspenders? I can’t believe this! 4/10
Stallion: The last guy who dressed like that told me he was my father. 5/10
Cassi: Looks sweet, but I’m sure hiding deadly, evil eyes. 5/10
PARISo: Literally to the point. It’s goodly enough. 5/10
Batman: Holy inseam! What kind of influence is that on Robin? 5/10
Hound: Slightly disturbing and mildly impressive. 5/10
Jewish Jake: Probably one of the most devious looking people out there, capable of committing any crime, except after sundown on Fridays. 5/10 |
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Simplicity takes a look and then frowns.
"I'm a 10/10 in my heart. That is all that matters."
Then turning to the creator of the paper, she looks at him and says.
"You are the weakest link, goodbye."
And with her goodbye, she walked off. |
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Reply by: Simplicity at Oct 12, '11 02:56 | |
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Sao is reading through the paper, and at first thinks that his entire city was skipped. |
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Reply by: Sao- at Oct 12, '11 03:37 | |
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Hearing the news, Lana notices the Editor-in-Chief and gives him the once over...ok, twice. |
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Reply by: Lana at Oct 12, '11 03:43 | |
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No, no. I never make mistakes. Look at your map. New Orleans is now a suburb of Los Angeles, like Annaheim or Albuquerque, |
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Reply by: Mr_Pickles at Oct 12, '11 03:43 | |
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Reading over the tabloid she shakes her head. |
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Reply by: DravenLynn at Oct 12, '11 03:53 | |
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The hulkster picks up the tabloid news and begins to laugh. |
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Reply by: Hogan at Oct 12, '11 04:39 | |
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Realizing he is naked, he runs to the cleaners to get his suit. |
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Reply by: Huebert at Oct 12, '11 04:46 | |
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Cames up naked behind Hogan. And, smack his lower back.
You're it!
Sweeney bends down real quick and picks up the paper while running. |
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Reply by: Sweeney at Oct 12, '11 05:06 | |
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Sigh. This is so like me, to be woefully unprepared when the papers come about wanting a picture. Too bad my and Andrew's suits were at the cleaners for this. |
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Reply by: AlexKeene at Oct 12, '11 05:14 | |
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Correction Ms. Keene. Diet.
He gives a quick smile and wave as he runs. |
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Reply by: Sweeney at Oct 12, '11 05:16 | |
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"Bob the Astronaut: Simple, austere. But, with overtones of people dying. Very nice. Not very astronautish, though. 5/10" |
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Reply by: BobTheAstronut at Oct 12, '11 05:23 | |
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Listens at the commotion about judging of suits and all. Fixing her hair and taking a deep breathe she smiled sweetly and her eyes twinkling with mischievousness |
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Reply by: Jade at Oct 12, '11 06:05 | |
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The Civilian: And . . . one again . . . pick your suit up from the cleaners! 0/10 |
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Reply by: The_Civilian at Oct 12, '11 06:14 | |
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It's not my fault that, at the time of printing, you suit wasn't available for all to see. That's just the way it is. |
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Reply by: Mr_Pickles at Oct 12, '11 07:57 | |
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Giuliano picks up the tabloid and goes through the list laughing then he stops and his expression angers slightly. |
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Reply by: Giuliano at Oct 12, '11 08:22 | |
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I have nothing against the LHM's of our world. But . . . were I to include the LHM's, I would have to worry about Number_Four's ego and that would cause the whole crew nothing but trouble. |
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Reply by: Mr_Pickles at Oct 12, '11 08:31 | |
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And you call yourself a journalist... Almost as bad as that Chuckle fella! |
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Reply by: Giuliano at Oct 12, '11 08:49 | |
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Rampage stared intently at the tabloid news. He was never an avid reader, however this edition was full of pictures so he knew he could understand it. on the first page he saw a picture of his leader. He grabbed some poor child by the scruff of his nect and told him to read what it says. "erm, ok sir. Bob the astronaut" Rampage interrupted the kid Yuh mean astroNUT! Kid if yuh cant read den..." |
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Reply by: Rampage at Oct 12, '11 13:30 | |
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Once again, New York scores high and comes up on top! |
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Reply by: LuckyAlphonse at Oct 12, '11 15:03 | |
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