A pretty stupid opinion as well.

Especially if he suggests the mighty Beard is anything other than mighty.

GTL walks down the street slowly.   Today was a troubling day, he felt loss and without purpose.    The whole world seemed to be spiraling out of control like he had just double flushed a big turd.   He suddenly realizes what he must do and breaks into a quick run.   Rounding the last corner he sees the few that have remained faithful to the statue and stands next to them again.

I must never forget to worship the statue of Bearderus!!!

History is an important part of This Thing of Ours. Often times history is discarded as non-important, or perhaps it is just not passed along generation to generation and becomes buried in the archives of our streets. However this monument stands tall and proud in the fine city of Chicago to serve not only as a reminder to us all of this important piece of Mafia history, but to give us something to be proud of. Mobsters both hailing from or visiting the city can look upon The Statue of Bearderus and say to themselves silently, "yeah, I'm a part of that.". Long live La Cosa Nostra and long live the Statue of Bearderus. A constant reminder as to what we are all here for and how things should be done.

This is what dreams are made of. The life and times of the great Bearderus should never be forgotten.

God bless this marvel!

Christ is this thing still here!? Somebody ought to tear this eyesore down.

I had almost forgotten about that bird excrement covered eye sore. Thanks for the excruciating memory, ludarius. Least they could do is hire someone with a sandblaster to clean the damn thing. The birds have been everything but loving to it. Kinda saddening tbh.

Frank, that's not real bird excrement. The artist that designed the statue painted it on, as the real Bearderus was known to be regularly shat upon by pigeons. He wanted to make the statue as true to the original Bearderus as possible in tribute to him. He really spared no detail when constructing this monument.

Archibald Phtang, the Oxford based architect who designed the towering Bearderus was indeed a master of depicting the subject essence within any of his works. A titan of his trade, he would not rest until every minute detail had been transferred to his creation. Pigeon shit included.

Hmmm. Shiny

Ahhhh, Bearderus =)

For sure my friend.

Lights a joint

See an image of Bearderus and bows his head

A true legend along side PizzaTheHutt, all hail the two greatest

As Heroin kneels down and places a shrine at Breaderus's Statue to show his love for it.

We stand in Awe