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| Lost and Found | Started by: _Rhuarc_ on May 19, '08 06:57 |
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Flys in from Los Vegas Erm _Rhuarc_ it looks like someone has gotten drunk over in my bar in LV The Flying Teapot and seems to have taken the actually Teapot that was hanging above the bar! People always doing crazy things in there, i was wondering if someone may of handed in?? Robin taps his foot while waiting |
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| Reply by: RobinBanks at May 20, '08 06:55 | |
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"Hello Robin, indeed they did!" I lean over and take hold of Item 10. One teapot, complete with wings. "Here you are, I think it might have been some drunkard, no idea who I'm afraid." |
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| Reply by: _Rhuarc_ at May 20, '08 06:57 | |
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Robin grabs and hugs his Teapot and then suddenly realises where he is! Hey no problem He says abruptly Its only a Teapot! Well at least i have it back! Might start up a game who ever can steal it will win a prize...? Robin walks off hugging his lovely Teapot |
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| Reply by: RobinBanks at May 20, '08 07:02 | |
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I watch Robin walking off hugging his Teapot, being stalked by small dark figures. "Come back here my minions! He said Might, don't steal, sorry, find it again until the competition is 100%!" |
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| Reply by: _Rhuarc_ at May 20, '08 07:05 | |
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"So, what do we have left? 1. A Football, punctured by my, sorry, a knife - Suspected owner: Thierry_Henry 2. Half bitten slice of mouldy cheese, teeth marks indicate previous owner had a large mouth and fang - As yet unclaimed 3. A single heart, still beating - Suspected owner: Tinman 4. One movie script, written by TSL Studios, starring "Big Boy" - Suspected owner: Templar 5. One midget gimp suit, the name tag has been scribbled out but I think it's a size 47 - Suspected owner: Mr_47 or Deviant, hard to say. 8. Makeup bag containing white face paint and green hairspray - Tentative claim on behalf of CommodumPerfectus 9. A bible - As yet unclaimed 13. A hand tailored dress, simple yet elegant. - As yet unclaimed" I route around and place more items on the table. 16. One left heavy metal foot. 17. A Happy 21st Birthday card to JC. 18. One bar mat, it's written in a different language though, dutch? 19. Set of car keys. 20. One Cherry Pie. "Anything look familiar?" |
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| Reply by: _Rhuarc_ at May 20, '08 08:05 | |
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Upon discouvering John's teddybear missing, he immediately runs to the Lost and Found ran by Rhuarc 'Rhuarc, my good friend. Please tell me you found my Teddybear! I cannot sleep without it by my side. He protects me from bad guys and the boogie man!' |
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| Reply by: JohnCerasani at May 20, '08 08:12 | |
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Wobbling up slightly more unbalanced than usual, although this time not from drinking draino leadfoot stumbles (quite literally) in to the lost and found office. Watching as everyone rumages through and meaning to move on something catches his eye Hey that's my missing foot! I took it off to shower this morning and when I turned round to get a towel I saw someone making off out the door with it. I know that's my foot, look it's got the lyrics to agado engraved on the bottom. Picking up the foot and humming about pushing pine apples and shaking trees leadfoot carries it over to the guy at the back of the van. Hey chap, where on earth did you find my foot? |
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| Reply by: leadfoot at May 20, '08 08:47 | |
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Ned wanders down the street minding his own business, noticing the Lost and Found office at the side of the road, he straightens his glasses and heads in the door "Oh my didilly I !" "What a place, look at all this" Wandering through the aisle's, stroking his moustache and narrowing his eyes, he notice's a Brown leather bound bible on a shelf "What a lovely craftmanship, almost like my own, why i almost would have that myself if i didn't carry mine with me right here in my satchel....." Reaches his hand in to his satchel to retreive his bible and finds it missing "WHAT!! oh my didilly I, where has it go......... SUN OF A GUN DIILLY UN!" "THAT'S MINE!" Ned storms off in search of the shopkeep to demand answers |
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| Reply by: Ned-Flanders at May 20, '08 09:16 | |
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"Hello JohnCerasani, we don't have your Teddybear so the bad guys and the boogie man will still be able to get you but item 17 might be of interest to you." Then somebody stumbled on the table and grabbed item 16, when I move closer to assist, he starts humming agadoo. "Hello Leadfoot, that foot was located in New York outside ~Timello's Tavern~, my minions picked it up last night. You are more than welcome to take it back, apologies we didn't identify it earlier!" |
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| Reply by: _Rhuarc_ at May 20, '08 09:26 | |
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leadfoot re-attaches his heavy prosthetic and stands up straight for the first time all morning. Ah thank you sir. I just don't understand who steals a foot. Who does that. With that he wanders off down the street singing as he goes To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees...... |
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| Reply by: leadfoot at May 20, '08 09:30 | |
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While I returned Leadfoot's lost foot, I hear a scream of "THAT'S MINE!" "Minions! I hope your not up to no good again!!" At that, Ned_Flanders walks up to me demanding information on the where-abouts of his stolen Bible, item 9 on the table. "That, well, that was picked up outside of TSL Studios in LA, my minions found it just lying on the floor." I went to return the Bible to Ned but noticed it firmly within his grasp anyway. |
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| Reply by: _Rhuarc_ at May 20, '08 09:33 | |
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Ned eyes _Rhuarc_ suspiciously "Well, i was around LA earlier today and i did take it out breifly in front of a building with a neon sign, you see, these scrum didilly umptious ladies passed in fornt of me and to rid my self of the wicked thought's that entered my head i reached to the good book" Ned sigh's remembering the 2 ladies "I I I I, suppose its possible that in a slight day dream i missed my satchel when i put the book back in and wandered off without it" "Thank you good sir for seeing it safe" |
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| Reply by: Ned-Flanders at May 20, '08 09:54 | |
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"So, what do we have left?!" 1. A Football, punctured by my, sorry, a knife - Suspected owner: Thierry_Henry 2. Half bitten slice of mouldy cheese, teeth marks indicate previous owner had a large mouth and fang - As yet unclaimed 3. A single heart, still beating - Suspected owner: Tinman 5. One midget gimp suit, the name tag has been scribbled out but I think it's a size 47 - Suspected owner: Mr_47 or Deviant, hard to say. 8. Makeup bag containing white face paint and green hairspray - Tentative claim on behalf of CommodumPerfectus 13. A hand tailored dress, simple yet elegant. - As yet unclaimed" 18. One bar mat, it's written in a different language though, dutch? 19. Set of car keys. 20. One Cherry Pie. I add the next batch on the table adjacent. 21. A pistol with unique leopard print handle. 22. A pair of golden boxers with "your the best" embroidered on them. 23. Two stooges, Mo and larry. 24. A set of obedient Wheel Barrows. 25. One kilt imprinted with "When Darkness Falls". "Any takers?" |
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| Reply by: _Rhuarc_ at May 20, '08 14:35 | |
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*Alfi walks in trying to cover his face to avoid the embarrassment* Tries to disguise his voice....Aheeeeem yea I would like my golden boxers back please...your little friends here ran in my house while I was in the shower and stole them. |
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| Reply by: AlfonsiTimello at May 20, '08 15:00 | |
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As Ivory wanders down the street in a plain business suit, her favored dress having been taken to the cleaners and lost, she notices a small commotion around a pick up truck and several tables and wanders over, thinking it a good idea to know what's going on. At first she thinks it's a junk sail then listening realizes this was lost and fou... "Hey! My dress!" she lifts item 13 out from under the still beating heart and dusts it off, finding a new blood stain round the base where the heart had been sitting, but other wise it was still perfect, she sighs happily, suits were nice and all, but a dress had style... "sir, I'll be taking my dress back, Thank you." Ivory fold the dress carefully over her arm and looks over the rest of the 'junk' lifting the still beating heart from the table. "If my grandmother were still alive she'd want her hands on this, she really was a heartless woman... But, I'm not she and she's long dead, so I'll leave this for another." Ivory walks up to the vendor and notices Alfonsi and grins despite herself. "Alfi, lost your boxers?" Ivory giggles and waits for him to finish up and walks off with hi, teasing him softly as they walk off. |
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| Reply by: Ivory_Ice at May 20, '08 15:09 | |
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Thierry wanders onto the street looking lost and bewildered. Hey I hear you have my ball! What its popped?! AHH Crud. What am I ment to show off with now? Anychance you have a puncture repair kit in that box of yours? |
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| Reply by: Thierry_Henry at May 20, '08 16:36 | |
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"AlfonsiTimello, apologies, I have told them to leave people's briefs alone, they have a strange attraction to them, please take Item 22. And that's Item 13. gone to Ivory_Ice." I look at the disappointed Thierry_Henry." "Item 1. was found outside my room with my knife in, I don't know who did it, though I remember asking you to stop kicking it around the HQ! "Looks like we're getting to the bottom of most of them now, still a few outstanding items though." 2. Half bitten slice of mouldy cheese, teeth marks indicate previous owner had a large mouth and fang - As yet unclaimed 3. A single heart, still beating - Suspected owner: Tinman 5. One midget gimp suit, the name tag has been scribbled out but I think it's a size 47 - Suspected owner: Mr_47 or Deviant, hard to say. 8. Makeup bag containing white face paint and green hairspray - Tentative claim on behalf of CommodumPerfectus 18. One bar mat, it's written in a different language though, dutch? 19. Set of car keys. 20. One Cherry Pie. 21. A pistol with unique leopard print handle. 23. Two stooges, Mo and larry. 24. A set of obedient Wheel Barrows. 25. One kilt imprinted with "When Darkness Falls". I look over the table and back into the still full truck. "If you've lost something specific, mail me using this form and I shall try to locate it for you:"
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| Reply by: _Rhuarc_ at May 21, '08 07:24 | |
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Quietly shuffling towards the truck wearing a pink frilly skirt, Edinburgh spots something truly magnificent I believe this belongs to me! motions to the custom-made Kilt lying in a heap I'm so pleased you found this.. it was handcrafted by StevenSeagal's old man using nothing but the finest Pheasant feathers! It takes a real man to show off a quality piece of kit like this. You don't mind if change into it right away? |
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| Reply by: Edinburgh at May 21, '08 08:03 | |
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"Ah, that'd be item 25. One kilt imprinted with "When Darkness Falls"." I look into the truck and find a portable folding room divider, motioning for my minions to assist, we construct a wall around Edinburgh, using the truck as one side. "If your going to get changed, I can offer you this little privacy, looks like you'll need it." I nod to the left where Nadia and Mrs_lovett are stood, giggling at Edinburgh's attire. |
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| Reply by: _Rhuarc_ at May 21, '08 08:08 | |
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Curly hearing a bunch of ruckus and someone yelling you knucklehead, hurries over to the green truck Thank god I found you, where have you two been? We got to get to LA to start the next movie, now get out of there and thank Mr.Rhuarc for keeping you safe. I wish to thank you as well Mr.Rhuarc, these two are always running off being Stooges. |
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| Reply by: Curly at May 21, '08 08:24 | |
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