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Calling All Female Mafiosi | Started by: Lola_Delaney on Dec 06, '11 18:19 |
I've been asked to do a little somethin'-somethin' for one of our almighty publications - and that something is a feature on our fine selves, the women of the mafia.
I'll be approaching those within the upper structures to see if they'd like their moment in the spotlight, but if anyone else would like to get their tuppence worth in, just give me a tinkle. I can be contacted via Mobmail or indeed found at any location where the odour of burning bras permeates the air and all that chauvinists hold sacred.
The deadline for this glittering testimony to the fairer sex is Thursday night, so get in there quick if you want your name in print! |
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"If I put on a wig can I qualify?" |
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Reply by: Creep at Dec 06, '11 18:20 | |
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I'm sorry love, I can't hear you from in here - open the kitchen door please! |
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Reply by: Sprozz at Dec 06, '11 18:20 | |
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Creep, as long as you can tuck it firmly away and shove a couple of chicken fillets down your top, I'll do my best.
Sprozz, you silly silly boy. Stop by someday this week and I'll syringe those ears for you. If you're especially good, I might even make you a sandwich. |
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Reply by: Lola_Delaney at Dec 06, '11 18:33 | |
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Tinkle? |
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Reply by: Nana at Dec 06, '11 18:50 | |
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Yes Nana. A ding-dong, a ringadingding, a nice big slap of the thigh and a 'What's the craic? Givvus a bit of that action, will you?'... A tinkle :) |
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Reply by: Lola_Delaney at Dec 06, '11 19:17 | |
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Lola, dear what a service to womankind you are doing. i certainly look forward to this little endeavor. |
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Reply by: Jam_n_Honey at Dec 06, '11 19:35 | |
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Hi. I'd like to participate :) |
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Reply by: Whippie at Dec 06, '11 19:35 | |
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Duly noted Whippie :) I'll be in touch with you!
And Jam, there is simply no limit to my talents. |
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Reply by: Lola_Delaney at Dec 06, '11 19:39 | |
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ThomasHarrow
mafiareturns ugliest woman ever
i nominate him! |
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Reply by: Hawk at Dec 06, '11 19:49 | |
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Oh Hawk.
Sorry about that. You're quite mistaken - that isn't ThomasHarrow. I'm afraid I bear a striking resemblance to my colleague for approximately one week out of each month, give or take. Absolutely nothing I can do about it, especially now that sightings are regularly reported to PizzaTheHut. Its public knowledge. I embrace it. |
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Reply by: Lola_Delaney at Dec 06, '11 20:24 | |
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Quagmire stands on the street corner,hands in pocket whistling |
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Reply by: Quagmire at Dec 06, '11 21:11 | |
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Lola rushes over to Quagmire and hands him a package.
Here. Show this to nobody. Its a prosthetic doll, complete with every orifice you could require. I advise rinsing it out after use though, especially if you have an acidic diet. |
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Reply by: Lola_Delaney at Dec 06, '11 21:55 | |
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Giggety giggety nice one Lola!!
Quagmire runs off into the night |
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Reply by: Quagmire at Dec 06, '11 22:04 | |
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Slab approaches Lola, and falls flat on his face. Regaining his balance, and wiping mud from his beard, he totters towards Lola |
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Reply by: Slab at Dec 07, '11 00:20 | |
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Slab, firstly, I can get you one of those dolls, y'know. I endorse them. In fact, its a little sideline I've got going on.
The heels are fabulous indeed, but I must admit that despite all my womanly grace, I fear my maker never intended for me to wear them, nor does gravity allow it. I'm a dab hand at using them to stab, though. Even for fishing.
As for the feminism thing...no. Not for me. I love burning bras, but that's only because the ladies get a little cramped, I chaff and well...it all gets too much. |
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Reply by: Lola_Delaney at Dec 07, '11 00:53 | |
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Sometimes when I tuck my balls between my legs, I look like an ugly woman.
Thus, Hawk is only partially correct. |
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Reply by: ThomasHarrow at Dec 07, '11 00:55 | |
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I believe the term is 'fugly munter', and I've warned you about the effects of tucking, Thomas. |
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Reply by: Lola_Delaney at Dec 07, '11 00:59 | |
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Slab withdraws two business cards from a small silver case and passes them to Lola |
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Reply by: Slab at Dec 07, '11 01:02 | |
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I beleive Thomas, when you tuck your balls into your legs, you call it a 'ManGiner'. Great for making idiots out of guys on Chat Roulette. |
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Reply by: Funtcase at Dec 07, '11 08:08 | |
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