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| Jesters Of Comedy Radio Show | Started by: Kevin_Leman on May 26, '08 14:28 |
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A sad man sat in place of Kevin Leman today. A man whom looks quite like Kevin, same hair, same clothes, but different eyes. This man had great sad eyes. No folks, it's still me. I haven't committed Comedic suicide VIA rubber chicken. I'm not ready to go to the great comedy club in the sky! I still have the last laugh to have. Enough comedy death puns, let's get on with the show. Today we have... He rummages through his papers for a few moments, finally stopping with a loud sigh Today we have whoever the hell walks through the door. I'm sorry, I just, I just can't handle this without Cyclone. It's too much. CUT TO COMMERCIAL! |
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| Reply by: Kevin_Leman at May 26, '08 14:29 | |
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Kevin sighs loudly, then turns to the guy in the sound booth..."We're on? OH!" We're back with more comedy from the Jester's of Comedy Radio Show here on WMOB - Mob Radio. Today we're not sure who's going to enter the door. And With that, we wait. Our guest today is.................... |
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| Reply by: Kevin_Leman at May 26, '08 14:31 | |
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Just because I love you like how a frustrated father who is coaching his own son and waiting in the dugout would treat his own kid who struck out and lost the championship game in a minor league. Count me in. |
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| Reply by: Blank at May 26, '08 14:39 | |
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In strolls Triumph, known by most for his crude humor and his love for pooping 'Hey there Kevin, sorry for taking soo long, I had to help some people in the alley around the corner. Everything is ok now though, they'll be enjoying the Hudson River in a few hours. So how are you doing you sexy beast? I would love to thank you for having me of course, I am a big fan of it, FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!' |
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| Reply by: Triumph at May 26, '08 14:40 | |
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Looky folks! Two guests! My old co-host...ummm...it's on the tip of my tounge...sill?..Sam?...Steve? Anyway, that's not important, what IS Important is Blank and Triumph! Welcome, gentleman and... pooch. Kevin whispers to his boss to get some newspaper for the mutt How are we today? |
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| Reply by: Kevin_Leman at May 26, '08 14:43 | |
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'Well Kevin, I could be better I must admit, I'm sitting next to a 200 pound sweaty guy whole smells like fish!' Looks at Blank 'I keed, I keed. You see my mother was a bitch, so I'm a son of a bitch, yes? No really though, this guy is smelly. I haven't smelt anything this bad since the time Moneybags claimed he was a real Crew Leader. I keed, I keed! Just a joke really come on now. I will kick your ass Fat Man!' |
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| Reply by: Triumph at May 26, '08 14:50 | |
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No. Its me George. I'm good thank you. Stole my neighbor's laundry, peed in my bathtub, the usual. Y'know, same old stuff that I do every morning. And you? *Takes newspaper from the mutt and yells for coffee to his PA* |
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| Reply by: Blank at May 26, '08 14:50 | |
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Shut up Triumph. I'm your mom. *Yells for his coffee again* |
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| Reply by: Blank at May 26, '08 14:51 | |
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Blank, it seems to me you're full of shit. Seriously. I saw Triumph shit in your coffee. And Triumph, when are you getting your shots? |
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| Reply by: Kevin_Leman at May 26, '08 14:55 | |
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'No fuck you Fat man! How dare you call my mom a bitch! Oh wait I already did that, well still fuck you fat man!' *Snatches the paper and poops on the front cover and hands it back to blank* 'There now you have a better reason to smell. Look Kevin quick, Blank is reading the shitty paper, get it poop, shitty. Oh shit to hell with it, i'll be in the corner licking myself, you know like the time Ivory_Rose got caught in the mens urinal? I keed I keed! just a joke.' *Glances at blank again and watches him sip his coffee* 'Taste like peaches no?' |
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| Reply by: Triumph at May 26, '08 14:58 | |
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Blank, blank, blank, blank, blank DON'T EAT THAT! IT'S NOT CHOCOHhHHHHH nasty man. Just... Nasty. |
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| Reply by: Kevin_Leman at May 26, '08 15:02 | |
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'My shots? Well as soon as that skinny waitress brings it too me no? She's so skinny I'd lose her in my poop.' *Triumph realizes he's getting a strange stare from Kevin* 'Oh you mean those shots? I'm a fucking puppet man! What the hell is wrong with you? Do it look like I need the shots? Am I foaming at the mouth like Cyclone use to when he saw a sale for boys clothes half off at the local store and got aroused? I keed I keed, FOR ME TO POOP ON!' |
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| Reply by: Triumph at May 26, '08 15:02 | |
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| Well I like you better drunk, so tell that waitress to hurry the hell up. | |
| Reply by: Kevin_Leman at May 26, '08 15:04 | |
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Corn as a matter of fact. Was that your breakfast? Or was it last night's dinner? By the way, I like the ribbon Triumph. Anyhow, lets get on with the show shall we gentlemen? |
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| Reply by: Blank at May 26, '08 15:04 | |
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| Triumph, I'm starting to think he doesn't know why we brought him here! | |
| Reply by: Kevin_Leman at May 26, '08 15:05 | |
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I thought this was WMOB Radio? *Blank's PA whispers to his ears* Oh... Right. Uhm.. I certainly do Kevin. I'm just.. uhm.. waiting.. |
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| Reply by: Blank at May 26, '08 15:11 | |
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'What you saying I'm a fucking Alcoholic man? Do I look like Gaara after a long night of playing video games at the local arcade? No really it's ok, I'll just poop in her blouse when she comes back.' *Lights another cigar and turns to blank* 'Corn? Like corn on the cob? Like what you use to please yourself in the mens bathrooms yes? I keed I keed! I actually like corn, FOR ME TO POOP ON!' |
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| Reply by: Triumph at May 26, '08 15:12 | |
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| Blank, we brought you here for cannon fodder. You are our Muse. We torment you, and make it humorous. Thus, we have a laugh, you lost self esteem, and we're all better after. Except you. You spend years in mental health institutes. You spend millions on specialized drugs. You write a book about the incident. Make millions. Decide life's too short to be a pussy. And then we're all fine. | |
| Reply by: Kevin_Leman at May 26, '08 15:15 | |
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Oh okay. I'll just sit here in a corner and shut the hell up while my self-esteem goes down the drain. For the record, I only used the corn once Triumph. Its almost similar to Kevin's package.. Exact replica even. You should try it once. |
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| Reply by: Blank at May 26, '08 15:23 | |
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