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| So you want to marry a Don | Started by: Eyzlee on May 28, '08 05:10 |
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Eyzlee stepped into the sunny streets. Birds chirped melodically along with her sweet whistle as she skipped down the side walk. Finding the group of people that usually clustered at the corner of the block she stopped and looked over them. There seemed to be enough to pass the word on to those who weren't currently present. First I'd like to crush all the rumors, I'm am not married. Sorry El_Guapo, but that was a blow up doll Major married you to last night. She moved through the crowd and stood in the middle of the gathering. So you want to marry a Don? Lets not get confused here. I'm not talking about CommodumPerfectus. I don't think he's looking for marriage, the last time I saw him he had his hands full with nudes. Also, that wheelbarrow fella might sweep you off your feet before you could even say hi to the sexy CP. As he told us before "All women belong to the barrow." I'm also not talking about Numbers4Glory. Sorry to get your hopes up. You may think you'll win me over with the best suit in town. Or that new cologne that makes the women go wild that you just picked up. Maybe you'll swoon me over to your side with your very large gun. Really none of those things will win me over. Now you just feel down on your luck, singing sad songs in random bars with your friend Kevin. Get yourself together and listen up . I've come to you today to tell you the secrets to my heart. Four very wise men told me once that all you need is L.O.V.E. Loyalty I'm the only woman in your life. Well I guess you can still talk to your mom, but once she starts talking smack about me she gets cut off. Orgasmic Our relationship has to be exciting. The dates have to be over the top, dinner in Paris, beach picnics in Miami. You'll also have to keep up with me. Plus a pleasured woman is a happy woman. Valiant Whoever said chivalry was dead was so wrong. I know there are a few of you out there that would still open a girls door for her and pull out her seat at the table. Eyes Yes, having eyes will really get you ahead of all those guys that don't have eyes. Which means you are that Eyzlee holds up her thumb and pointer finger, making a little space between them as if she were to pinch something much closer to picking me up. I'm a super sucker for those baby blue eyes. Eyzlee pauses for a quick second and then continued. So now you know what to do, but you are still to intimidated by the rank to approach me. Being confident in yourself is easier said then done, but it's really just mostly easy. Just start with a nice pick up line. My favorites include: I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there. If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater. You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? |
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| Don't bother applying guys, all girls belong to the barrow. | |
| Reply by: KingofWheelbarrows at May 28, '08 05:16 | |
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| my application will be going in right away | |
| Reply by: MyNaMeHuRtSmYeYeS at May 28, '08 05:23 | |
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You wouldn't mind if I applied, would you KingofWheelbarrows? Since I'm not one of the guys. And there must be some perks being married to the boss. Jessie looks around for the applications |
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| Reply by: Jessie at May 28, '08 05:30 | |
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| Ok guys i have blantantly won, Eyzlee, send me a message and i will give you my msn address, i am awesome. | |
| Reply by: MyNaMeHuRtSmYeYeS at May 28, '08 05:32 | |
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Romeo wanders along carrying his socket set and commences undoing the nut that holds the wheel in place Well thats one of the competition out of the game. Eyzlee dear Eyzlee I for one am not interested in marrying a Don, I want to look beyond rank and marry the lady that is Eyzlee. Too many people forget that under that hard business like exterior lives a super sexy woman who wants nothing more than a Gentleman to wine her, dine her and not expect her to pick up the tab. |
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| Reply by: Romeo at May 28, '08 05:37 | |
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A man in a pretty pink suit walks up to the center of the square and sees a pretty lady talking to the masses of people. she is beautiful, with long full hair, and eyes that make the inside of his bones quake. They make eye contact for a moment, and he feels her soul enter through his eyes and rush through his veins, and then quickly exit through his mouth. He feels slightly light headed, and quickly brushes off his suit. He brushes off his suit not because he thinks he has the nicest suit in town, but because he knows with a girl like this, he only gets one first impression, and he is scared to mess this one up Dear Ezylee, Your offer to allow men to apply and show you that they are worthy of you is generous, as obviously some men around her doesn't deserve a chance at you, nothing personal Barrow you have every other girl :). The secrets to your heart are nothing special, I think they are what every person desires. You however, might just find this, L.O.V.E. a little harder to come by. As for your point on Loyalty: How am I supposed to show you my loyalty? You have to give me a chance first :) If you were to take a chance on me, then I could show you just what being loyal means. Organsmic: Yet again, a chance is required for me to show you just what a great time you can have. I wear a pink suit for goodness sake. It takes a man who is confident, comfortable, and easy going to wear pink, and obviously I have all that. You just need to take a chance on me, to let me show you what an organsmic relationship is all about. Valiant: Chivalry isn't dead, you've just been around trash. A man no matter what should open the door for you, whether he is your man or not. Chivalry is a prerequisite for every man, some just choice to ignore it. Eyes: Well your looking at them. Your as good a judge as any. The choice is yours, and as millions of men begin to throw themselves at you. I hope I stick out a little bit. Not as the man who tried to seduce you, or even as the man who wrote the most. But rather as the man that let you know the truth, and was willing to take a shot at something that seemed far out of reach at the time. |
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| Reply by: Pokoria at May 28, '08 05:55 | |
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Romeo, you certainly aint no Romeo, Pokoria, you lose Sorry :( |
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| Reply by: MyNaMeHuRtSmYeYeS at May 28, '08 05:59 | |
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I think only Don's should be eligible. *checks his rank* Why would we want you though :/ |
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| Reply by: CommodumPerfectus at May 28, '08 06:52 | |
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CP i do not see why you came in here, totally not worthwhile, good try though. stupid Dons and their rank... |
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| Reply by: MyNaMeHuRtSmYeYeS at May 28, '08 06:54 | |
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| Well this sounds like more like work to me. >:o | |
| Reply by: Gauntlet at May 28, '08 07:18 | |
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z0mg. I can't even put down a thread without misspelling something. Takes away one of the likes. |
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| Reply by: Gauntlet at May 28, '08 07:19 | |
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I am always worthwhile. This thread would not have been what it is without me here. I'll let the finest suitor win Ms. Eyzlee's heart. Then shoot them. Things are always easier as Don. *saunters off* |
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| Reply by: CommodumPerfectus at May 28, '08 07:37 | |
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I have a question for Eyzlee, I hear you have been married before, and also been betrothed to atleast one other man. Can I ask what has happened to those men? I'd also like to say you have the most beautiful legs. You could walk all over me anytime. |
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| Reply by: Aroma_Wee_Slimes at May 28, '08 08:14 | |
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Ok Ok. I can understand how you would like to have a man that is a real man. But I find your standers to be a lil out of wack. Now I can't speak for every man out here but I will speak for myself.... "Loyalty I'm the only woman in your life. Well I guess you can still talk to your mom, but once she starts talking smack about me she gets cut off." * I wanna take the time too read a line out of your most recent atuobiography... "Finding strange men in her bed the next morning was nothing new for the Captain of Philly." WHERES THE LOYALTY AND CLASS THERE HUH! "Orgasmic Our relationship has to be exciting. The dates have to be over the top, dinner in Paris, beach picnics in Miami. You'll also have to keep up with me. Plus a pleasured woman is a happy woman." *First off, I'm young, rich, very good looking, and know how to please a women in more ways than one. But understand I have been pimpin' since pimpin' has been pimpin'! I don't take girls out on dates. They take me out. I know I got money, I wanna know... ARE YOU I.N.D.E.P.E.N.D.E.N.T. And if it's orgasmicism you want just enter my office sweety. "Valiant Whoever said chivalry was dead was so wrong. I know there are a few of you out there that would still open a girls door for her and pull out her seat at the table." *Once again.... "Finding strange men in her bed the next morning was nothing new for the Captain of Philly." Shivalry is dead and women like this killed it! "Eyes Yes, having eyes will really get you ahead of all those guys that don't have eyes. Which means you are that Eyzlee holds up her thumb and pointer finger, making a little space between them as if she were to pinch something much closer to picking me up. I'm a super sucker for those baby blue eyes." Listen lady, I may have sexy baby blue eyes, but I am a drug dealer. Problly the best you'll ever see. In order to be the best you gotta sell the best, in order to sell the best you gotta know you have the best. And theres only one real way to find out if you got the best. So don't expect to see my eyes very often. This I am at fault for sorry. But there are alot of other "features" about me, that are big and sexy. As far as pick up lines goes... *pulls out his wallet that has about $239,436 in it* Hows that for a pick up line. You don't even wanna see my bank account baby. All those numbers are entirly too sexy for you, hell even for me! Now if you excuss me I have place to go and people to do. Holla at me when you are ready to handle and keep up with a real man honey. |
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| Reply by: Tyrant at May 28, '08 14:28 | |
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| Well who ever sweeps you off your feet i just some of the wedding cake | |
| Reply by: Joey_Bones at May 28, '08 14:49 | |
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| Good point. What kind of cake will be at this wedding? Is the real question here. | |
| Reply by: Gauntlet at May 28, '08 14:51 | |
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Also will there be plenty of alcohol? Thats the most important thing. |
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| Reply by: MyNaMeHuRtSmYeYeS at May 28, '08 16:14 | |
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Yes Aroma, I have been married before, back when I was a young and nieve thug. My husband cheated on me and then he died. Then there was an engagement between myself and Mike_Pryke. He also sadly died before we could make anything of it. |
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| Reply by: Eyzlee at May 28, '08 16:36 | |
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Looks like those who fall for you may be falling for a curse. Then again, maybe it was just a series of unforeseen circumstances that caused those you have loved to pass away. Either way, I have fallen for you. If only I had those attributes you hold dear. |
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| Reply by: Aroma_Wee_Slimes at May 28, '08 16:49 | |
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