Kuku won't be able to tell anyone the history of the Kuklinski/roller-skating dichotomy.

Kuku I believe you just sank your own ship...   Not once did I imply that you not the "real" Kuklinski as I have do not know there bloodline well enough to know where they hail from.   Your guilty conscious seems to have given you away.

Also your racial slurs and insults have not gone unnoticed.   Enjoy the time you have left

Yeah, I have to agree with my good friend GTL.  Although I've never agreed with what Kuklinski had going on, he was always pretty well spoken about it, and I can't say I recall him ever using the racial slurs like that, as GTL has pointed out.

I have no ship to sink.  I have but the money in my pocket, my writing skills, and the friends that I have left. 

Our cities once again are suffocated by angry, blood-thirsty ruffians.  When such a situation exists, the Kuklinski line must show his face once again and rally the unheard masses together to overthrow a dictatorship.  I expected to begin my work and not waste time with an imposter. 

So tell me, my friends.  A Kuklinski metaphor once was said, and it blossomed.  The masses watched it be born and then helped it grow.  The city was saved.  But now it must be saved again.

So tell me, my friends.  Are you ready for another metaphor? 

Kuku - you are nothing but a fake, a cad, a curr and a dog.

The people who have supported, followed and cared for me know this - this is why you will be dead very soon.

Nothing but a fake, cad, curr, and dog?  Nothing but?  That's 4 things.  It is better than what you are, nothing but a LIAR!

2???? Say it cant be so? A fake kuku and a real kuku though i must say love kuku or hate kuku i have never knowen kuku to stoop to racial slurs Mr kuku shoot the other kuku

Give us your alleged family history, Kuku, or be gone and quiet.  How dare you try to revel in the glory of another!

I feel like theres an easy way to end this... Shoot em both... Its the only way.

It's ok, everyone.

I got me a flux capacitor, travelled into the future and called Jeremy Kyle. He'll sort it.

I assure you I felt in this time and place wop was not an offensive slur.  I apologize if I offended anyone.

Is this what you are getting your friends to say to me, Mr. Imposter?  Is this what you find funny?  Do you think it will prove anything?  It makes no sense but I know what they are trying to imply and I am disgusted.

To: Kuku
From:*************
Sent: Jan 09, '12 17:58
Subject:

I think I solved the mystery.  UR Kuklinski's multiple acct and you accidentally made 2 Kuku names.  So now UR fighting with urself.  LOL!

In fact, disgusted enough to leave this plane.  Take my name, sir.  I do not wish to cure the corrupt.

Good Riddance, Mr Keane.

I can confirm that Mr_Kuklinski is the only bona fide Kuklinski in this thing, at the moment.

I'm glad you have taken your own life, Kuku. Although I have to be honest, I do think it was your cheap way of escaping being struck down by the gods for your disgusting racism.

FWIW, I'm guessing he meant "Ragu wop".  Where I'm from you might call a fellow Italian that if you feel they sold out....they're not a real Italian. I guess that would also show he's probably not the real Kuku as I doubt they use the term in Ireland. 

I'm going to believe Mr_Kuklinski. 

Sneaker tries real hard to care about this but can't bring herself to. She doesn't even stop as she passes by

"He is an imposter and should not be taken seriously".

I was under the impression that the REAL Kuklinski was not to be taken seriously, either. Just saying.

Removing his latest technological acquisition from his inside pocket, the Acme “Who Gives a Fuck-O-Meter” (world-wide patents pending), Tip places the two lead acid batteries firmly within its Teak engraved case and presses the start button .A number of inquisitive mobsters gather around the flashing box in anticipation.

Nothing, zip, naff, zero, bugger all, not even a twitch on the meter........I was hoping for a little more from this conversation I must say.......he proclaims as he returns to his duties whilst muttering something about a money back guarantee........

i think the roller skating 'race' could still work with just one Kulinski...just saying