Roller-skates can be for a variety of things.  I heard a rumour that a little person, named after a county in the old country, is on them as we speak...

Richard_Kuklinski walks into the street. Shoves the imposter off of the soapbox and steps on it with a long bow.

Welcome my true followers. It is I, the true Kuklinski, here to root out all of these imposters who've planned to soil my gleaming reputation. I refuse to answer anything that these trash ask me for I need not answer anything. It would be dishonorable to my name to communicate with someone who pretends to be me.

R_K - you have been exposed as a crude fake.  You will die, shortly and surely.

Sneaker thinks all these Kuku's are one and the same and this man really needs to see a shrink about his multiple personalities.

This is like a person with two personalities talking to each other

And while this bizarre exchange continues, the rest of our society begins to recover from yet another war.

Skewed priorities, I should think. Take it to the Coffee Shops.

The war, whilst serious, counts as nothing against identity theft.

War: Involving and detrimental to at least two communities. Relevant within a public arena of speech.

Identity theft: Usually - and certainly in this case - involving two individuals; one accused, one accusing. Best resolved between said individuals as opposed to conducted like a soap opera.

Let's not belittle the importance of what's going on here.  A man who some have credited with being a key cog in the renaissance of this thing is being impersonated.  This cannot be allowed to continue.

I'm going to make a speech about this some time soon.