Brent holds no "required" for a proposed newsletter.

Please tip me millions and millions here 

Why was Tommy_Vitale killed exactly 52 minutes after it was suggested he investigate vampiric activity for The MR Gazette (once we received the remaining 298 million dollars in funding)? What is the significance of the number "52" and what was Tommy going to expose?

300 million to write a few words in word pad  seems steep 

WhyIsTheToaster, I have recently had a tattoo done.  Unlike Brent, my tattoo is complete and not absolutely revolting.

Brent financed me, which by his own crass tattooed manifesto means that I can offer opinions.lkmkko

Tommy_Vitale is dead, which is sad. Even retired journalists get persecuted these days. You guys may dislike my boss brent, who is a saint and probably the best gay stripper we've ever seen, but he's not the one who just had his entire upper structure executed like some chump. Credit where credit is due. 

Breaking news: Tommy's paper sucked and I'm glad he's dead. Chalk one in the win column for the gay strippers. 

Brent is a vampire. Drinks blood. Hatea garlic. Undead if you will.

Would a living (or undead) eulogy be fitting?

I've been wracking my brain on this and I have no idea.