Ahh poor Tutte that is where you are mistaken, did you not check the bulletin board just behind me?

New York

Cloudy with light showers and a chance of snow!

I hope you stick around until a little bit later the full weather report will be broadcasted shortly 

Walter waves away the accumulating cloud of smoke from is cigar as he's sat in his shop, his eyes scanning the images displayed on what must be a green screen depicting the national weather forecast. 

"Well damn, looks like I'll need the cost again today, afterall." he grumbled as he sat back in his chair and took another long draw of his cigar. 

"Least I was warned about the cold this time. Beats guessing and just leaving the house hoping for some damn sun." 

TheWeatherman takes a look out of his Dressing room window and sees one of the notorious God Fathers of Philadelphia standing outside wearing just a jacket but has no Umbrella! 

TheWeatherman grabs on of his personalised TheWeatherman Branded Umbrellas with a gold plated handle and runs outside

Great to see you walking around Walter but may I suggest you carry this around with you free of charge of course.

The moment you have all been waiting for TheWeatherman turn up for work late once again! he rushes through the crowds of people eagerly awaiting the latest weather report, rushes into the studio grabs a coffee and sits down in his chair. He feels his boss towering over him the shadow almost makes the room feel dark, TheWeatherman Quickly apologises for being late and promises it wont happen again before being forced out the door and in front of the camera

Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen I'm so glad you all tuned in the ratings have been through the roof!

And what have I got to tell you today? well despite the snow you see outside there in Chicago! we have experienced som sleet in the streets of NewYork itself! 

Buts you already know about that, More so what I am going to tell you is what is going to be expected tomorrow but before that I need to make you aware of the weather warning, we are expecting some heavy rain and thunderstorms over night countrywide! so please make sure you are all home early and keep safe!

Tomorrow however once the storm has passed we are expecting some sunshine yes you heard it some sunshine! you can put away your umbrellas and take off your jackets, may I suggest you get yourself to the beach. 

Thats all for today please watch out for tomorrows broadcast I look forward to meeting many of you and do not be afraid to ask for my signature if you see me!

TheWeatherman packs up as quickly as he can scarpering out of the building before his boss catches up for the conversation no one wants to hear

Daisy stands outside with a mad face, thank god, I have been here all morning waiting for a forecast, and now im going to be cold on my way back to the clubhouse, how nice... 

Hopefully tomorrow the forecast is a bit earlier.. Daisy huffs and puffs as she stomps away

TheWeatherman pushes through the crowd hovering around all the dead bodies on the floor, ambulances everywhere and police sirens drowning out the voices of all his fans. TheWeatherman predicted there would be a storm but he never thought it would be this bad.

As he enters the Dressing room he is given a brief of the night before events taking in every bit of information he gets up and goes on set

Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen, Last nights storm was worse than I initially anticipated, rumours have it not onlt was there a huge storm but it was raining cats and BadWolfs last night.

Well I have some better news for you today after the countless hours of this storm keeping people awake todays weather report will be a calm one. No more rain no more bloodshed. 

TheWeatherman vacates the premises and heads back to his HQ for some well deserved rest

Thank you for Visiting Tutte, always an absolute pleasure to see you. Also thank you for your kind words.

I'll see if I can pull any strings so we have a nice calm week for a change 

TheWeatherman walks into the studio and sees his eagerly awaiting fans holding their breathe for the latest weather report, it appears some are not too happy and have seemed to have blamed TheWeatherman for a series of latest events, Tutte has his breakfast delivered too cold, this was somehow TheWeatherman's fault, Space-to-the-pole's soccer team lost their latest match this has also been blamed on TheWeatherman, Mokus lost his nuts that he had stored for the winter and guess what TheWeatherman takes the blame yet again!

Even after the negative shade thrown in his direction TheWeatherman choses to ignore the negative press and as they say the show must go on, he steps out in front of the camera and puts out his Cigar

Todays weather is an interesting one! the sun will be shining bright, but there will be light showers with loads snow in New York, and there fore I present to you the very first competition for the bust Snowman. 

1st place will be a signed T-shirt from no one other than myself! 

2nd place and you will get to be featured in my next weather report

3rd place is $100,000 

Please send in your submissions and put it on this billboard in front of the studio for everyone to see.

TheWeatherman points at the billboard outside the window picks up a new cigar and lights it

I look forward to seeing your entries

TheWeatherman wakes up early this morning after struggling to get a good nights sleep through hearing yet more gunshots, but how did this happen you ask? There was no forecast for a storm yesterday, it seems people are getting suspicious of the information being fed to them on the weather channel

As TheWeatherman gets himself ready for the day he picks up a cigar and lights it on the way to the studio as he turns up he notices there are not as many people standing outside waiting for him his fame seems to have taken a U-Turn he eventually turn up for work and gets on the stage yet again

Good Morning ladies and gentlemen, firstly I would like to announce yesterdays competition winner….. no one!!! 

You heard it not a single submission, I see people are not interested in building a snowman….

Moving on todays weather report, where do I start, the good news is the snow is clearing. The bad news it’s still bloody freezing! 

Expect light showers around the country with a high chance of hail.

That’s all for today catch you again soon

TheWeatherman leaves with haste and gets back to the safety of his own home.

Dynamite turns on his TV and sees a note on the broadcast that says, "Stay tuned for the weather update", while he gets his outfit ready. Will he have to take his official TheWeatherman Umbrella? It has kept him safe and dry the past few days. Or will he need to take his coat? TheWeatherman did a wonderful service for the people of LA and Dynamite appreciated it.

Dynamite thought for a minute and decided to make some phone calls to see how he can further support TheWeatherman in his pursuit to keep everyone informed and safe.

TheWeatherman has not shown up for work today, People are wondering what has happened to him, well you turn on your TV and see a broadcast that TheWeatherman is actually feeling a little bit under the weather today, although the feeling of disappointment runs through your veins, you hear on the TV that he is on his way to a full recovery and you will have a full updated weather report tomorrow 

After seeing the message about TheWeatherman 's sick day, Dynamite gives him a personal call to ask if he needs a chicken noodle soup and wishes him to feel better soon. 

TheWeatherman responds positively to a chicken soup, and awaits informs Dynamite he will be at the Crew Headquarters then awaits delivery

TheWeatherman Approaches the Studio on this fine Wednesday morning and is starting to feel a lot better after his illness just the day before, you can tell he is still a little bit under the weather as his shoelaces are untied and his tie is not on tightly, but the show must go on.

As he enters the studio the make up guy is there waiting to make him look somewhat respectable, he steps up on front of the camera and reads off the script that has been presented before him.

Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen, as you may have seen the sun is shining bright and the snow is starting to melt in the depths of Chicago, things are looking on the up and we are to expect a day of full sunshine although it will still feel a little bit brisk, there has been no Snow or rain forecast for today. The days are getting longer and the nights are getting shorter, it will not be long now until the spring approaches us.

I look forward to seeing you all tomorrow where I will be holding a Q and A session

TheWeatherman had given his weather report for the day. Snow melting, Sun shining. Things started to look better as the days went by.

"TheWeatherman, I hope the sun stays and the snow leaves for good! What do you think the next 7 days look like? I need to plan some outdoor activities. I hate being cooped up in the headquarters due to snow and rain!" he said.

Zohan shakes his head at the snow and grabs a coffee.

Thank you for showing up Zohan, 

Currently I only have access to today weather but Ill open a QA and tomorrow and we can see how best to imprive the weather reporting, maybe a weekly forecast is the way to go, but I dont think I can be as accurate 

TheWeatherman turn up to work in the glorious sunshine he predicted yesterday and it still is the case today. he has a bit of a spring to his step as he knows he in trialing something a little bit different today.

With no hesitation he steps right up on stage

Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen as you may all see the weather is glorious sunshine today, this is going to be like this all day! and I can not wait to have a nice coffee and Cigar outside and I hope you all have something fun planned for the day.

I have some even better news for you all, I am not going to be available for some Q and A so please send in your requests, ill get back to you as soon as I can on each of these, if we are successful  with this it will continue on a weekly or even daily basis.

do not hold back any questions are welcome