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| Todays Weather | Started by: TheWeatherman on Jan 29, '25 14:52 |
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Dynamite was quite satisfied with the weather forecast. He called up TheWeatherman and invited him for a smoke and some coffee in Downtown LA. Dynamite enjoyed time each day to puff one of his cigars and wanted to offer TheWeatherman one too. |
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| Reply by: Dynamite at Feb 06, '25 13:54 | |
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TheWeatherman takes a seat with Dynamite and happily accepts a cigar, he keeps checking his phone realising not a single person had asked any questions
Maybe people just don’t want to hear the weather any more? |
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| Reply by: TheWeatherman at Feb 06, '25 21:45 | |
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Zohan walked up to TheWeatherman and extended his hand to shake. "I appreciate you, reporting the weather. Is there any sunshine on the way?" he asked. "I need to rob some old ladies, but can't be doing this in the cold. My hands get freezing and I lose my grip" he continued. |
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| Reply by: Zohan at Feb 07, '25 11:46 | |
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Dynamite figured this was the perfect time to ask him a golden question. He had recently been working on something behind the scenes for TheWeatherman and was excited to get a chance to soon offer an opportunity. While sitting down one-on-one with TheWeatherman on the bench, Dynamite decided to ask.
"What do you think about having your own studio with a major production? You'd be able to have the best state of the art tools you need to broadcast and be the nation's weatherman. There is even a budget if you want to have a co-host."
Dynamite waited for his response. |
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| Reply by: Dynamite at Feb 07, '25 15:06 | |
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Im interested, this sounds like a bit of a promotion from what im doing now, will I be my own boss or do I have to answer to someone?
Also when do I start? |
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| Reply by: TheWeatherman at Feb 07, '25 15:23 | |
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"You will be your own boss! You'll hear from me soon on the address," he said to TheWeatherman. |
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| Reply by: Dynamite at Feb 07, '25 15:57 | |
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Trajan strode into the studio, his sunglasses firmly in place, a bold statement that commanded attention. He savored the sense of mystery they lent him, even in the bright indoor lights. Earlier that afternoon, he had seized an opportunity to snag a striking pair of Ray-Bans, their sleek design reflecting his confident step. The moment he spotted them, there was no doubt—they were meant for him. Thanks to the captivating blonde who expertly guided him through the selection, he found the perfect shades and got her number, laying the groundwork for what was to come. Their chemistry was palpable as they roamed the shop, exchanging playful banter. She proposed a pair of slacks, and although he had no intention of buying them, he took her suggestion in stride, appreciating her enthusiasm. This playful flirtation led them to the back of the store, to an empty fitting room. His heart raced at the thrill of their isolation—just the two of them. With the slacks quickly pushed aside, the atmosphere crackled with energy as he lifted her against the wall, embracing the intoxicating scent of her Chanel No. 5. They plunged into the moment, savoring every second of their passionate adventure. When they finally composed themselves, she delivered one last fiery kiss, strutting back to her duties, while Trajan took a moment to revel in the thrilling afterglow of their encounter. Refocused and energized, he returned to the present, entering the studio with purposeful strides. He headed straight for the break room to grab a strong cup of coffee before making his way to the weatherman’s direction. He knew one thing for certain: tonight would be anything but ordinary, and he was ready for whatever LA had in store. |
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| Reply by: Trajan at Feb 07, '25 19:05 | |
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URGENT WEATHER WARNING
I am risking my life to be here there is a severe unexpected weather related incident a storm is brewing, please stay inside your home and keep safe |
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| Reply by: TheWeatherman at Feb 07, '25 20:04 | |
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TheWeatherman once again get himself ready to present to the audience
Thank you all for your patience while we saw the large storm that has just passed I can confirm that it is now safe to leave your homes, I hope you all have a wonderful evening |
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| Reply by: TheWeatherman at Feb 09, '25 20:26 | |
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| use a dartboard with weather conditions blindfold yourself and throw the dart it might be perfectly 61% accurate all the time | |
| Reply by: Eagle at Feb 10, '25 18:15 | |
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That is not how me conduct business here Eagle.
only accurate weather reports |
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| Reply by: TheWeatherman at Feb 10, '25 22:00 | |
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Zohan approached TheWeatherman giving the updated weather after the storm. "Thank you TheWeatherman, It i s great that someone is reporting the weather. Often, I get stuck in bad weather because I am not paying attention. But this has helped immensely!" he said. Zohan finishes his cigarette and puts it out safely. |
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| Reply by: Zohan at Feb 11, '25 10:21 | |
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Thank you Zohan I appreciate your continued support, I have not been needed for a few days now given the current state of the weather being clear skies, I am looking at trying to streamlining my forecasts going forward, do you have any suggestions? |
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| Reply by: TheWeatherman at Feb 11, '25 13:19 | |
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TheWeatherman Walks on the stage and looks very confused, He has heard some news that is going to change everyones lives for the next few days As the cameras start rolling he loosens his tie
Ladies and Gentlemen we have an urgent forecast coming up please get out your shorts and T-Shrts it has come to my attention that we have a HEAT WAVE yes you heard it a HEAT wave in the middle of february
Id love to give you more information but I have a BBQ to get to with Redfisher, at-least we know there will not be a shortage of BBQ sauce! |
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| Reply by: TheWeatherman at Feb 12, '25 17:55 | |
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Dynamite is glad there will be lightning in the forecast as he scoped out his first hiding spot in MamaPhoenix 's paintball game. He was going to perch himself in a tree and had overheard that TheWeatherman was thinking about a similar idea. Boy, would that be a bad idea had there been electricity pulsing in the sky.
Then Dynamite heard RedFisher in his mind, "There I was, BBQ sauce on my..." |
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| Reply by: Dynamite at Feb 12, '25 18:45 | |
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Ladies and gentlemen men, it seems on top of this heat wave there was a strong wind knocking over many weak mafioso, I have been informed of the total headcount of this catastrophic accident is a total of 25 mafioso and highly advise others to not take out an umbrella with strong winds, rip to the fallen |
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| Reply by: TheWeatherman at Feb 13, '25 22:38 | |
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Dynamite was still sweating through this heatwave and the gusty winds felt like the heat that hits you from opening an oven.
"Damn, I cannot wait for it to cool down," he thought to himself. "I can't even use my umbrella to offer shade from the sun." |
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| Reply by: Dynamite at Feb 18, '25 16:15 | |
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TheWeatherman walks in after having a week long bender, he still looks a bit worse for wear but has managed to dress himself and come into the studio, he gets to his dressing room and immigration throws up, looking around the room is spinning, he has taken a seat and falls asleep on his road to recovery and assures his staff he will be back to work tomorrow |
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| Reply by: TheWeatherman at Feb 20, '25 18:23 | |
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