Dear Phil,

I'm sorry to hear about your loss, allow me to extend my deepest apologies and express my sincerest of sympathies.

Rest assured that this has been escalated through the proper channels, and that we're conducting an internal investigation to see how to prevent and mitigate situations like these in the future.

Let me assure you that it was NOT the Demonic Shadows that did this. We may be badass vampires, but we don't just bleed dry people at random. That would be totally lame.

I highly recommend envoys from other crews to affirm their crew's non-entrancy into this competition as well.

Yours sincerely,

Rethcir, Demonic Shadows Associate.

Phil, sorry for the loss of your man. It seems highly suspicious to me that BuckBurgerhouse is out here just over 4 hours after the murder. Food for thought. 

I blame the shoes.

Always the fucking shoes.

It wasn't me, I fight men, not officers.

I think this is a great idea, BuckBurgerhouse. Simple and efficient. 

I'd like to declare that it wasn't me either.

I think ManScrapper's contribution demonstrates they should be treated as hostile and a likely plant of BuckBurgerhouse. I expect that their opinion is struck from the record or perhaps altered to reflect the universal opinion that Burger boy did the shooting. 

Guys can we please just keep it professional for fuck's sake.

Here I am trying to get the bottom of this mystery and all I see is vampiric monkeys throwing garlic cloves at each other.

brent do something please.

Rethcir, please be respectful in public. In the Demonic Shadows we take these type of things seriously. 

Monella seems extremely suspicious to me. I definitely think he should be the #1 suspect. But I would like to reiterate that while I did not kill the officer in question, I wish I had and am bitterly disappointed I didn't. In fact, if Mr. Flack were to hire a new officer, I would jump at the chance to murder him in cold blood. If Rethcir and SixPoundSoulCals have officers of their own, I'd give them a long hard look as well, but I suspect they are both too poor and ugly for that privilege. The only person in this speech making any sense is MikeRotch.

Phil, I gave you an update. An investigation is being conducted internally with the relevant witnesses.

This involves sitdowns, and those take time.

I cannot give you an exact timeframe. Sometimes these things take hours, sometimes weeks. I'm not going to engage in astrology and give you some made up due date, that would be dishonest and unprofessional and that's NOT what we stand for at The Demonic Shadows.

I ASSURE you that The Demonic Shadows did not murder your cop buddy. Is that not good enough for now?????

It's time for other crews to announce their non-entrance now.

Yeah, you know what, it's great that shoes are leading this discussion. Does somebody's fucking hat want to weigh in? There's a killer out there, let's rope my pants in as well, no stone left unturned. 

I bet you've got a lot of officers, huh shoes. Name one. Let's see what you're working with. 

I'm almost 100% certain Lucy did it and Monella helped. That's a Burgerhouse guarantee. 

I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Why would I even shoot at your officer? I wasn't even online when it happened.

Really wish I could help you out, but I didn't see anything.

I mean let's be honest. It was probably someone who either did it by accident or didn't know what they were doing.