Excuse me? Your snide remark actually doesn't make any sense whatsoever WhereWasI. I'm sure that PJ appreciates you leaping to his defence, but he's big enough and ugly enough to look after himself. He's also fully aware that this is what we call banter.

Look it up son.

That was a really simple comment using mostly words you seemed comfortable with, I doubt I can dumb that down much more. If you had any ability to fact check at all, you'd know Pliers can work on cable ties and that I'd never stick up for PJ, he'd be the first to tell you if you can't decipher that from previous remarks...

Now now Girls.

I would hazard (no pun intended) that WhereWasI was actually more so defending myself, when he opted to paraphrase you with comments such as notion . Though I'm neither ugly nor big, I of course can equally defend myself. Though such defence isn't exactly required at this moment from what I can see; The Scouse Lord shot down Hazard's defence attempts, Hazard wrongly tried to say pliers were of no use to removing his Cable ties, which I clearly displayed is factually incorrect and confirms why PJ is the Scouse Lord, his techniques fool everyone.

Obviously feeling somewhat deflated from his failure Hazard attempted to sheild his own shortfalls by questioning my decision to look up the information that he so clearly failed to do at the start. There really is no need for me to defend the fact I had the ability to check facts and he didn't, I see that as his failure, not mine.

Personally I don't see any of the above as banter, but each to their own realy. I see it more so as a friendly discussion and there is no reason for anyone to get hot under the collar here.

Deadly listened to all the suggestions being presented to him.

"Some fantastic ideas my friends. I myself have been tinkering with a device that releases chloroform in a cloud spray when someone comes near the hubcaps. I seem to be encountering issues though, I can't get hold of a gas mask for love nor money and every time I test the release device I wake up 6 hours later with a mocking note from Poisonous Jelly saying "Try harder next time!" stuck to my forehead."

Deadly sighs and gulps down some coffee.

"More ideas are needed, surely we can find some foolproof way of preventing this menace to hubcaps from continuing?!"

Imperfect... My queen... STAY OUTTA MY KITCHEN! PJ puts on his pink fluffy slippers and silk robe and relaxes in his new bathroom


Hazard! I know your jealous of my boyish good looks but damn man... Ugly? That hurts. Your hubcaps have now been moved up to priority my friend. After saying what needs to be said he turns around and begins to walk away when he stumbles across a body on the floor. Smirking and laughing he takes out a note and sticks it on the unconscious DeadlySin.

Let it be known, my Kingy, PJ has ordered me to stay out of his kitchen. I want this to be seen by everyone...

Imperfect... My queen... STAY OUTTA MY KITCHEN!

This means he will now be doing all of the cooking when I visit Las Vegas.. Wearing his pink fluffy slippers and pink silk robe.

I will take pics if the offer is right.

I know have my own kitchen bitch! See what redecorating can get you?

Wait... I have to do ALL the cooking when you visit on 'business'? Right.... Ok... You can decorate it how ever you please. I need to keep a full stomach if i'm to keep getting around DeadlySin's attempts at thwarting by hubcap addiction.

whispers in pj's ear sensually, "you will have to buy me a car for my hubcabs to be stolen".   She grins as she turns, waves and walks away.