If you've ever caught me drooling, it's because I was very hungry and a fresh blueberry pie was sitting on a windowsill nearby. That's so normal, it's insane.

I completely agree with this inbred oaf fine, totally ordinary looking gentleman. I passed a bakery one time and my mask was so saturated with drool that I felt like a trainee plumber - ironically. It took most of the day for my head to dry.