That may be true, LiamGallagher. But Loraine-Farinella is dead and I am thriving. I've clearly won that war. In fact, when mugging me, Farinella whispered into my ear, "It's on my profile". Incomprehensible slop. What profile? My head took the beating but it was her brains turned into soup. 

While I'm not here to defend someone with a stupid name like Liam, I must echo his success in Detroit. For hours I have been on the warpath until I eventually fell asleep to the sounds of their money sitting on my table.

Jul 14, 02:39:11     You PICKPOCKETED! Bathsheba. You took $15,000.
    Jul 14, 01:37:10     You PICKPOCKETED! Santiago. You took $15,000.
    Jul 13, 22:31:50     You PICKPOCKETED! SlimRagnarok. You took $10,783.
    Jul 13, 21:18:39     You PICKPOCKETED! Caveman. You took $15,000.
    Jul 13, 20:16:57     You PICKPOCKETED! UglyInbredGeorge. You took $15,000.
    Jul 13, 19:13:37     You PICKPOCKETED! TheFatController. You took $15,000.
    Jul 13, 15:52:41     You PICKPOCKETED! WaffleStompingChamp. You took $654.

I'm not saying it's free money, but I'm saying I've had ZERO people stop me. It's like taking candy from a baby, or in this case, money from Simon's family.

I'll be back to cover some bodyguard costs at some point, maybe one of Simon's many goomba's will have the balls to mug beluga, who obviously isn't stealthy and is a self described 'big back'.

Another one. We need to kill all of these people. SimonTheSwanHunter, where is our hit squad? I don't accept twice-daily paydays from you to be publicly embarrassed like this.

While walking through the streets of Bricktown, I saw a man with a head larger than my own, I thought to myself it must be impossible, but as I pondered on it, I thought.. It could only be UglyInbredGeorge . After seeing him begin to pick up his speed as he saw the large beluga begin to stalk him, I did what I had to do to.

Jul 14, 14:52:15     You PICKPOCKETED! UglyInbredGeorge. You took $15,000.

Another $15,000 to the coffers.

An unidentified assailant PICKPOCKETED you, taking $15,000

It is a cowardly act to pickpocket without showing your face. It may, in fact, be a violation of the mugshido code. SimonTheSwanHunter, the operation is a go. Take the shot. I repeat, take the shot. 

While you pranced around, knowing of who could have stolen your $15,000 I have found the energy through god itself to be blessed to pickpocket yet another member of Detroit.

While he was sitting down for his third lunch of the day, I found SlimRagnarok moments after putting your money away, Geroge.

I almost feel bad. It wasn't much of a struggle to take $15,000 from ole Ragnarok.

Jul 14, 14:55:54     You PICKPOCKETED! SlimRagnarok. You took $15,000.

Again, I thank you all in Detroit for my health and your cooperation. Personal shout out to my friend Simon.

I have to say this list of victims is starting to look like the usual suspects for letting the side down rather than some of my top Gombamen. If we are getting our wallets pinched by such deplorable rodents as beluga, a man whose parents didn't feel it worth the effort to bless with a capital letter at the start of his name, we are little better than TomJoad's handout capital of the country. I'm going to have to run a stealth check on beluga to see whether or not these pinches fall within the acceptable range or whether they are voided on account of him being a stealthy fucking maggot virgin, lurking around our bins at night trying to slurp up enough testosterone to get his first erection.

I will revert on that point - the stealth not the quality of beluga's erections which we know for a fact to be extremely unimpressive - but in the interim my body has been flooded with adrenaline as I just delivered a knee to ribs of SlimRagnarok that'll leave him pissing blood for a month and saw me break the sound barrier. Will have knocked the urine and soul right out of his body. Catastrophic organ failure is extremely likely. Almost inevitable in fact. This force is like the sea coursing through me. Just wait until I get my Atlantic Ocean hands on you, beluga. Slim's soul and forcefully ejected piss are going to slap you right across the mouth. I am the king of Mug City. The #1 VIP. Bloody pulps on street corners are my commandments. Carve them in stone. Set that stone around the necks of Big Apple eye-watering filth like LiamGallagher and let them crumble beneath it faster than a ShadowDragon retirement promise.

The outing of beluga's on going "troubles" has truly dragged us into the 12th Street gutters. 

With that being said I'm getting filthy rich on TheFatController's fat wallet.  

Perhaps it would be easier if Detroit just sent their payday money directly payable to New York, feel like a similar arrangement had been put in place in yonder years according to the history books. 

Fookin hell ar-kid I'm mad for it don't tell his brother Noel or the reunion will cancelled