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| Chicago Bachelors Auction | Started by: Alessia on Jul 07, '08 11:35 |
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Ladies, gentlemen and other. I have some very hawt, fine and mannerly gentlemen in my crew who are looking for the person to go on the perfect date! So, in the very near future, there will be information available as to who these gentlemen are and what they plan for their lucky partner on that date. All are welcome to bid, of any sexual orientation, species or subspecies. Free drinks and food will be provided at the auction so come and observe even if you don't bid. Good luck to all the contenders. I truly wish I could partake in the bidding! |
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We need a list of names of the people where bidding for.... maybe a little try before you buy huh huh huh? |
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| Reply by: TrappedWind at Jul 07, '08 13:29 | |
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| Will he put out on the first date? | |
| Reply by: TheSpacePope at Jul 07, '08 13:34 | |
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| I'll put out whether we are on a date or not. In fact, I'm putting out a little right now. | |
| Reply by: mrstupid at Jul 08, '08 06:02 | |
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Dear Alessia Why "O" why would you limit yourself to just your men? You know that some of us other fine specimens are willing to help the cause. (for a cut of the profits of course) |
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| Reply by: Medic at Jul 08, '08 06:43 | |
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| Sounds...intresting..needless to say. Whats the profit cut we talking here? | |
| Reply by: Crosis at Jul 08, '08 07:00 | |
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Looking as sharp as ever, SpiderPig walks down the streen with a cocky grin on his face. As the ladies see him pass, they turn to each other and squeal in delight. Though they do not share this information, most of them also wet their panties instantly. He turns around, gives a great big smile to the adoring ladies (who squeal even louder), and begins My adoring fans, Yes, the rumors are true. La Famiglia dei Guardiani will be sponsoring a bachelor/bachelorette auction. Yes, I will be whor--uh, auctioning myself out. And if you are up to my standards and you want me to, SpiderPig winks, I will put out on the first date. Right now, the idea is still in the "planning" stages. However, if you are interested in putting yourself on the block, please contact Alessia or myself. And for all those greedy bastards contemplating whether or not they should do it, you will get 25% of the profits to take home as your own. And all you have to do is stand there while people bid on you, then go on one date. But who knows? Maybe you'll meet your soulmate, and you'll owe it all to us! I am the first to declare myself for this. Who's with me??? |
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| Reply by: SpiderPig at Jul 08, '08 13:36 | |
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I step on to the stage next to SpiderPig as I look at him I start to talk "Well, I guess then I'm the second one." Looks at the crowd a bit nervous and walks a bit towards the crowd "Um, a little informations about me...well...err...I'm a clean person, I like long conversations, I'm a good listener, I like walks on the beach, I don't drink much alcohol...in the morning. Um...what else? I can play the guitar, I'm a good listener..." Looks at SpiderPig "You already had that Sal, you idiot." "Oh yeah, sorry, where was I...play the guitar, yes, I'm good at sports, oh yeah, I'm a business manager which means I have lots of money so I could pay most parts of the date. Well that's it...yes...that's it! Sal is available, come and get me!!" I smile and wink at some woman as I walk back next to SpiderPig |
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| Reply by: Salvatore_Licata at Jul 08, '08 14:48 | |
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*David_C looking very dapper walks up to announce he to will be on the auction block and will go to the highest bidder* Im a gentlemen so my date will be very respectful. And I hope to see everyone there, this should be fun. |
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| Reply by: David_C at Jul 08, '08 15:09 | |
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I shall join this auction with SpiderPig. Maybe a buy one get one free? Johnny chuckles. |
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| Reply by: Johnny3Tears at Jul 08, '08 15:29 | |
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As a Bachelor of this wonderful family I am willing to put myself up for auction however I have a very high reserve of $7 dollars whose rich and powerful enough to afford me? *disclaimer for some unknown reason when Reaper touches dates or well anyone come to think of it they umm well die...not his fault. |
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| Reply by: Reaperofsouls at Jul 08, '08 15:30 | |
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Combs his hair ,licks his fingers and straightens out his eyebrows ,takes a deep breathe and puffs his chest out Excuse me Ms.Alessia is there an entry form I have to fill out? I would like to enter. turning blue lets his breathe of air out and his chest shrinks back down |
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| Reply by: FrankCostello at Jul 08, '08 22:19 | |
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| How much for the midget? | |
| Reply by: VitoSantoro at Jul 08, '08 23:32 | |
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So has I have been here mugging poeple the last couple of months / I see that a young lady looked for love on the street and she was ridiculed and picked on. As soon as the tables are turned though (now it is is the man on the block) It is looked apon as fine and ok something good for the people Well are not all you males here a bunch of hipocrits. |
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| Reply by: IamWhoIam at Jul 08, '08 23:53 | |
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There's a difference between "looking for love" as you kindly put it, and holding a family auction for fun. And it's hypocrites, while I'm not going to try and force everyone to have an excellent grasp of the English language, I would ask that before you insult someone, you learn to spell the insult you want to use correctly. Common courtesy, and all that. |
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| Reply by: Daera at Jul 09, '08 01:17 | |
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| Um, I'm not from Chicago but I'll put myself up for this as well. About me--I do dishes. Let the bidding start! | |
| Reply by: HurricaneMatador at Jul 09, '08 03:10 | |
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| Ladies Ladies Ladies....Ozzie is here! | |
| Reply by: Ozzie_Guillen at Jul 10, '08 11:07 | |
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Walks on stage staggering and speking in a heavy Russian accent Ladies, ladies! I am Czar and if your looking for a good time and all ze vodka you can drink, lets see those American dollars! Nasdrovya! |
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| Reply by: Czar at Jul 10, '08 12:01 | |
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| i'm all for charitable causes! i have more in the wits and charm area, but get better looking in the dark. will not put out without some serious woo-ing involved. :) | |
| Reply by: doi1969 at Jul 10, '08 12:46 | |
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More news forthcoming: The deadline to get your name in for consideration is Saturday, July 12th by 12:00 MST The auction will be held sometime early next week, probably sometime in the evening. I'll set a date for sure this weekend. The auction will be held in an old abandoned warehouse down IRC Avenue. I'm looking at a few potential bulidings, and that will be finalized this weekend as well. The current list of available meat is as follows: SpiderPig Salvatore_Licata David_C Johnny3Tears Reaperofsouls FrankCostello HurricaneMatador Ozzie_Guillen Czar doi1969 |
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| Reply by: SpiderPig at Jul 10, '08 13:24 | |
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