I was walking down an alley kicking myself in the ass thinking about how I could make my money back when I seen a group of shady characters approaching me, I stopped them in their tracks as an idea popped into my head, I clear my throat and tell them my amazing plan

“Listen up, some drunken idiot who goes by the name Jack_Sparrow just lost me 200k in the casino by cheering me on and making me bet all my money, fool is always looking for rum and never knows what he is doing. Anyway, this isn’t about him, this is about us, you see, I don’t like losing out on money. In fact I despise losing out on money, so this is my plan. I’m going to rob a bank and I cant do it alone, this is where you come in, I’m asking you this, its all your choice, but you get an equal split of it between how many help you help us, if you want to help, meet me up the street in house number 25, I’ll go over the plans there.”

I then walked past the group, up the street to house number 25, I arrived there and started the planning to the bank robbery. After a short while somebody arrived, I introduced them in and started explaining the plans,

“So here’s what’s going to happen,  we are all going to wear these masks.”

I said while picking up some black ski masks with 3 holes, 2 for the eyes and one for the mouth,

“now come over here,”

I leant over a big map spread over a large table and pointed,

“Ok, so we are going to climb up here, this is the window the manager’s room, he has one of the keys to the safe, that’s where the money is at. Only thing is we need two keys.”

I then moved my hand down to the back entrance

“This is the back entrance, the only way we can get in here is through dynamite, it may not be the quietest way, but it’s the only way, so anyway, a few guys, number varies depending on how many guys we get to help us come in this way. These guys need to find the cashier and take the key off him. We need to make sure that no one gets away or sets off an alarm. Meaning we need to take any witness hostage. Once we have both keys, we go to the safe, open it, put the money in the bags and get the hell out of there, so. Any questions?

Jack is walking down the street after just been slapped by a woman, his right side his face red. He takes sip of his rum walking past a house with number 25 on the front door. He see a few shady men and in the crowd he see's Mccer. Jack runs over and jumps through the window,

"Hi Mccer and his hmmm whatever you lot are, whats happening in this little meeting."

Jack looks round, lifting his eyebrows.

"No rum, No women. Hmm what is happening here?"

Jack picks up and ornament while waiting for a answer.

"Jack! I thought I told you to not.... wait a minute, Jack come over here."

Mccer walks over to Jack taking the ornament out of his hand and handing him a bag,

"You want some money for some rum Jack? All you gotta do is put money into this bag, just put money in this bag when you are told to. You got that Jack?

MikeyFranzese ran and ran and ran.  It took nearly 3 blocks for the old lady to realize that she was NOT getting her purse back from Mikey.  She finally gave up the chase and let him go.  Out of breath, sweaty, and victorious,  Mikey ducks in between a couple of houses and starts to open up the purse to see his reward.  As he sifts thru the contents of the purse he hears a voice from the door of one of the houses. 

Hey Mikey!  Put that petty shit down and get in here! 

Startled at first, Mikey recognizes a couple of the men that have gathered for what looks like a secret meeting.  Mccer- and Jack_Sparrow looked like they were up to no good, and Mikey was more than willing to join in.  He hurried up the steps and into the house, making sure that no one, especially that spunky old lady, sees him enter the place.

What's up guys?!  If it involves makin some cash.....I'm in!

"Yeah Mikey it involves making big cash, come over here and I'll go over the plans."

Mccer, leaning over the map placed on the big table, starts to go over the plans again,

"Mikey, I'm assiging you the job of the dynamite, you know how to handle this stuff? Hell you don't even have to know how to handle this stuff, just light the wire and throw it at the back enterance, wait for the kaboom and then get in there, any witness, take them hostage. There will be some other guys helping you out too. Basically you guys need to find the cashiers key to the safe. Once you get the key wait for me and some other guys to bring the other key to you, then we get the money, bring it back here and we all get an equal share. You got that?"

Mikey soon forgets the purse and the foot race with the old hag that wouldn't let it go. 

You mean I get to blow something up....and I'll get money for doing it?!  I understand and I am sooo in! 

Mikey checks his pockets for some matches and looks over the the other guys involved. 

You sure we can trust these other guys?  Jack's the only one that I've ever seen around the HQs.  If you say they are ok, I'm fine with it.  But I'm not spending time in the pokey for their screw ups.

"Yeah man, we can trust them, not all are here yet though. I'm sure more people who you know will arrive, so you can put the matches away for now."

A rattleling sound appears out of nowhere. The three men stand around waiting for the crooked sound to appear to them. It soon does, as Brian_E appears in an old burnt out car which was obviously was coming to the end of its days. 

"Stupid piece of shit!" Brian_E shouted angrily at the car. The door was trapped and he could not get it to open so insisted on smashing the door open with his foot. The car door fell off hitting the floor as Brian_E emerged from the car, brushing off the dirt from his dirty, old rags. 

"I'm here!" He shouted to Mccer- "What now then?"

Mccer chuckles as he sees Brian struggling in with his old burnt out car

"Come in here Brian, I got a plan for you so you can get a new car,"

Once again going over the plans, leant over the map, Mccer points

"Ok so Brian, me and you are coming in this window up here, it will only take a bit of climbing as its not too high up, basically up here is the managers room and he has one of the keys to the safe, we need two keys, Mikey, Jack and other people who arrive here will be getting the other key downstairs. Once we get the key off the manager we take any witness hostage and then head downstairs to the safe where we will meet the rest of the guys. Then we open the safe, get the money and get the hell out of there. We meet back here and split the money equally. You got that?

Got it 

BillyButtBlowJob had ran for miles, he was doing a marathon for the "Help kids become criminals" charity.

*CRASH*

This was until he tripped over a ladybug and smashed through the wall where the meeting of Mccer-'s ingenious plan was taking place. Billy fell on Jack_Sparrow which caused him to drop his rum which was spilt on the plans of Mccer-'s.

"Ouch... Damn Ladybugs... This is the third time this week and it's only Monday."

Billy stands up and says, "Oh hey fellas. What have you got going on here? I have already lost this marathon as it ended 3 days ago. No point in me continuing." He then pats the angry Jack_Sparrow on the back and apologises.

As Mccer- finishes telling the plan to Brian he sees Mikey and Jack on the other side of the room starting to do some stretches and push ups. Noticably irritated, mccer yells across the room....

What in the hell are you two nit wits doing?!  We're not even close to leaving, and you certainly don't need to be doing any exercises.  If anything, you need to be discussing this heist so we are all on the same page!

Mikey looks around the room and states

Just making sure we're warmed up.  If we have to push that jalopy of a vehicle that Brian brought, we want to be prepared. 

Jack pushes a bottle of rum towards Mikey/

"Get that down you, that will warm you up."

"So Mccer... whens this all gonna take place?"

"I heard a few more people wanna be apart of this, so gotta wait for them to be here, don't know how long they will be."

"DIE LADYBUG! MWAHAHAHA!"
Billy is spraying a full can of Insect Killer on the poor ladybug.

"So, where was I... Aah, yes. I have read this map and it looks like you are doing a bank heist? That is just me guessing of course. If that is the case, may I join?"

Mccer looks at BillyButtBlowJob oddly

"Sorry but I think for the good of all of us, you can't take place. I'm sorry, but I dont wanna spend the rest of my life in a prison cell."

Mccer leads BillyButtBlowJob to the door and gives him a pat on the back

"Good day to you sir."

"Good day to you two. I feel that me not being apart of the crime will be safe for everybody."

BillyButtBlowJob points his spray can with "Insect killer" written on that and shouts.

"DIE EVIL LADYBUGS!" and storms off to Brian_E's car which had a lady bug on it.

"I hope I'm not late." Clay announced as he dropped two bags on each side then walks towards the map, picking up a mask along the way.

He scans the map then noticed something. He looks closer then his jaw dropped in shock.

"We're going to rob THAT BANK?" He looks up to the faces of Mccer and Jack.

Poopsicle was walking along the streets of Detroit when he heard mumbles and strange noises. He quickly approached the room where the noise was coming from. He looked inside and scanned the room. He entered the room with uncertainty..

"Ohhh!!"

Poopsicle saw a gentleman with a mask and he suddenly knew what was next.. 

"Are we going to start?"