I am IMPOSSIBLE to be pickpocketed, impossible!

Too many attempts have failed because my pockets are sewn together

The_Watcher spots a mouse.... tis destiny

The_Watcher is showing himself to be the kind of adversary I didn’t dream of coming up against. A quad to any LA resident who mugs him!

Meanwhile in LV, this is getting too easy:

Jun 13, 07:36:15

You PICKPOCKETED! PropertyManager. You took $15,000.

Stay alert Freixenet. By the time you feel my drool on your trousers it will already be too late!

In fact, touch mines and I'll react like a Rottweiler!

Goddamnit, this is an embarrassment.

Meanwhile everyone else in Los Vegas seems to still be asleep!

Fake news

When will Donald BuddyBigPaw Trump stop coming out here with an endless procession of lies and bad hairdos?

Looks like they are not here? Possibly in jail? Maybe somewhere else?

As usual, BuddyBigTalk nowhere to be seen now the Wise Guys and Earners have gone home.  

Another one bites the dust....

DetroitSimon perhaps if I was a Made Man I'd have a better chance of spotting Buddy if he tries to steal from me?

Buddy continues to waltz around Los Vegas without a care.

Bosh!

Jun 13, 09:25:17

You PICKPOCKETED! Carlo_Tiscalli. You took $15,000.

He probably saw me, but couldn’t be bothered with the effort of the chase. Some things never change.

Pow!

Jun 13, 10:26:02

You PICKPOCKETED! DetroitSimon. You took $15,000.

Oh that tasted good.

Buddy holds the cash to his nose and inhales deeply. As he trots away he hears DetroitSimon squealing, realising his loss but unable to do anything about it. Si turns and approaches Buddy, reaching for Buddy’s own pocket, only to be bumped back.

What are you stupid? You don't dare roll someone whose reputation exceeds yours that much!

I’ll bet he even had a pathetic little victory speech penned and ready to go. Now it will never see the light of day!

I can’t believe I’m saying it, but Chicago is earning my respect today, but Vegas has been pathetic…

Oh c’mon PropertyManager. The only thing you ever ‘made’ was 1000 women cry when you orphaned poor Matty.

That was no squeal, Paw. A sigh would be more accurate. I should have known that you would issue a challenge where you are literally unable to have your pocket picked by 99% of the world. Should have I expected anything less than a Las Angeles coward? Probably not. More fool me for believing that you would seek to genuinely test your mettle rather than hide behind God-given protection. I'm too trusting. PropertyManager is going to feel the brunt of this as proxy punishment taker, but be under no doubt, these repeated kicks to his groin are aimed at you in spirit. 

Hes done nothing but bring pain to his city Si.... while I cant touch him the rest of LA doesn't have that luxury

Not all Godfather-Chairmen were created equal DetroitSimon. Nevertheless, I’ll give you one last chance before I go and raid another (more deserving) city since you’re so desperate to recoup some of that frail dignity.

Jun 13, 11:27:19

You PICKPOCKETED! Santa. You took $15,000.

Not sure if this means I’ll be on the naughty list this year. Unclear. The other read would be he gifted me $15k. The rest of New York better watch themselves.

Jun 13, 12:27:40

You PICKPOCKETED! Shaggs. You took $15,000.

I’m lucky this top shagger was wearing any pants at all. Doik!

Pain The_Watcher? Pain? My city would line up to die for me. At least that’s what @Christoforo reports to me…

Oh that tasted good, that tasted really good..

	Jun 13, 13:31:30	You PICKPOCKETED! DuchessDingleberry. You took $15,000.
	Jun 13, 13:31:25	You PICKPOCKETED! DetroitSimon. You took $15,000.

A perky way to bid adieu to Los Vegas.

Oooooo look at me, nobody can pick my pocket. Shutup. Ran to New Detroit. I would pick the pockets of one of his compatriots except his inspired leadership seems to have conjured up none of them. Even PropertyManager showed up for this. PropertyManager. Let that sink in.

Hey boss I'm up to 8.42 hours per week of solid-showing-up. That's the kind of hard work and dedication you get in this city. I'm sure it'll get me promoted any day now.

Oh heavens. Those guys are more disdunctional than I’d ever imagine…

I’m starting to discover there are four types of pickpocket prey in this world:

1.) The ones that fight back - like Chicago, didn’t see me. Raided my city. Respect.

2.) The cheapskates. Like New Detroit’s current inhabitants:

TheTripleDeuce’s pockets are EMPTY!

3.) The whinging crybabies who want a second turn and then whine when they still don’t win on their second turn, like BigSi

4.) The ones that don’t give an f and would rather stay in bed, like Shaggs who saw me plain as day, but traded another 15mins in bed over beating me down on the streets of Los Vegas

And maybe there’s one other type too. The type that is lost. A long long way from home, blind and oblivious.

Jun 13, 14:33:05

You PICKPOCKETED! KingsleyShacklebolt. You took $15,000.

Disdunctional is my middle name.

Perhaps the losers on the east coast will put up more of a fight….or perhaps they’ll be just as pathetic…

I’m personally amazed that Richard-Harrow wasn’t cowering in his daddy’s LA safe house like usual.
 

As it stands: Buddy +$223,830

All the dorks combined: $0

Perhaps tomorrow will be more fruitful. Eat your carrots!

You're a coward BuddyBigPaw. Nothing more, nothing less. Just because I, and my kin before me, have hidden in a penthouse in Los Angeles under the watchful eye of protection from you and Interlude means absolutely nothing. Hiding makes me strategic, not a coward.

I happened to hear the wind gust and looked back and I saw my money being taken by ..something. I almost couldn't comprehend what was going on, but I knew in my heart it was YOU.

An unidentified assailant PICKPOCKETED you, taking $15,000

Unidentified. What did you do, put on a pair of cheap glasses and a wig? Is that what you do now? I've heard PropertyManger often dresses up in such attire, but you too?