A dog wearing glasses and a wig? As a disguise? Are you nuts?! That would look even more out of place than DuchessDingleberry guzzling knotweed on the Los Vegas Strip!

All these accusation! Coward! Bully! I’m literally offering you peasants a shot at the big time, a slice of the $30m or so of casual pocket change I’m carrying this moment. FOUR corrupt agents to do your bidding!

It’s not my fault that I’m invincible and you’ve all had the more successful and talented members of your ancestry cut to shreds by rogues!

It's not my fault that my kin have been born with large foreheads that are apparently very easy to hit from range.

COWARD. Try it again and maybe again. It might take 30 to 40 pickpockets, but surely I may see you sometime.. Eventually.

Probably not though. But I will get that money if given 30 to 40 more opportunities.

Coward

Sydney stands in a random alley in Brooklyn with bloody hands. She looks down at the man on the floor and quickly covers her mouth. She peeks around the corner to the nearby busy street. Seeing that the coast was clear. She ran off with the $13,500,000 and the flashy new gun.

And here we have it.

The King of Canines beat up by a mere wise guy out of New York. Could Las Vegas have done this? Could PropertyManager even dream of such a thing? I think not.

While you may have deceived me with your disguise and stolen my $15,000, you can't fool all of us, Buddy.

Here I am hoping our friends across the country start improving their eye sight so they can also be on the board!

even legitimate businessmen werent safe from this escapade I see. it is definitely good to see everyone sharing the wealth, even if it is $15,000 at a time.

News was circulating fast after 3 failed attempts from the head of the doggy dog dog society

Buddybigpaw sending an open letter to the great fizzy pop, Freixenet

'I’ve tried you in Chicago, LV and Philly so far to no luck!'

That is THREE failed attempts

The saga continues dogfoot, will anyone claim the bounty on me? Surely I have given many of LA residents the opportunity.

The fight back against Chicago was faltering. We had the numbers, but the Old Detroit spirit was weak in some...

14:07 <BuddyBigPaw[MR]> Punish this guy, make the mug

14:30 <Jelly[MR]> I'm PP friendly,can't mug 🙃

Despite the fight back from Shitcago it had been a long and glorious day, but now it had evolved into a late night and it was time for this dog to find a bed. Buddy was still in New York and had made arrangements to take his usual set of rooms at the Waldorf Astoria at 301 Park, they really knew how to take care of him there.

As he made his way to the door he spotted a wise guy with a purse protruding temptingly from their bag. This will be like taking candy from a baby he thought to himself...

Jun 13, 21:24:55

You PICKPOCKETED! Sydney. You took $15,000.

Doik! That was eas...

Buddy lay there on the steps to the Waldorf. Nose bloodied, ego battered and his treasured gun taken. Perhaps he was hallucinating, but thought he could even hear DetroitSimon gloating in the background. But deep inside he felt alive again. Truly alive. A feeling he had not felt since the early building days, the wars, the cat & mouse rogues.

He was back!

Buddy pulled himself to his feet. Pushing away the worried onlookers. He pulled off his 'wet dog shake' to clear the blood (splattering some of those around him).

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After a long deep sleep morning came and Buddy rose. He threw on his clothes and headed out to purchase a new gun, stopping at the hotel concierge to get a message to his contacts in the NYPD to get a few corrupt agents sent out to Sydney.

Jun 14, 03:36:14

You have regifted Quad Corrupt Agents to Sydney.

On his way he spotted an affluent looking Brooklyn crew leader. He didn't have his gun yet, but did he even need it? Perhaps the comfort of the cold steel was what had made him soft. It was time to get back in the game.

Jun 14, 07:24:37

You PICKPOCKETED! Norella. You took $15,000.

It was time to leave New York, Buddy wasn't in a particular hurry to return...

On his way to the airport though, he spotted HughJanus. A man known to have handled forty million dollars of embezzled money recently, likely with deep pockets. Moreover, Buddy knew the man to be a cheat - the arranger of a fixed world cup tournament. More corrupt than Don Sepp "FIFAgate" Blatter himself.

Jun 14, 08:24:37

You PICKPOCKETED! HughJanus. You took $15,000.

  A small rebate in the name of justice.

Sorry to have missed you LonelyWolf. You've proved to be a hard man to pin down - I tried for you in LV yesterday morning, but you were nowhere to be seen. I'm parked up in Detroit now and I'll be trying someone in 9 minutes...

LA is doubling as my new bank account.

It was indeed LonelyWolf! Your heightened canine senses were never going to be a match for me!

Jun 14, 11:25:18

You PICKPOCKETED! LonelyWolf. You took $15,000.

And TinyTim won’t be able to afford the surgery to get him walking this Christmas.

Jun 14, 10:23:05

You PICKPOCKETED! TinyTim. You took $15,000.

Typical Shitcago scumbag didn’t carry any cash, just a few empty mint wrappers…

Jun 14, 12:25:39

You PICKPOCKETED! Mint_Royale, but walked away with nothing.

And a chance to get some revenge on those pesky New York wise guys..

Jun 14, 09:25:35

You PICKPOCKETED! Bogdan. You took $15,000.

Buddy had a heightened sense of smell and right now he was being over powered with the stench of cash. Piles of it. More than Buddy could ever imagine!

Name: g0d 

Wealth: Richer than God!

'Target acquired' he thought to himself.

Jun 14, 13:43:47

You PICKPOCKETED! g0d. You took $15,000.

Nice...but barely a drop in that ocean - now to let that $15k ride at the Motor City Casino.

$15k on Red please croupier!

"Take your bet and MY $15,000 but don't get too comfortable with my money in your pocket!"

Sweet...we go again, let's break this bank....$30k on Red!

"Better luck next time pal. Gimme that $30,000."

Damnit! Should have known the house always wins...

LA is in hiding. Im not below checking someone twice.

The most impressive thing about that feat The_Watcher, was that you found WaltDisney out of bed twice in two days!

Now, back to robbing peasants

This one should be fun - a damned pretender! Get a real name!

Jun 14, 15:45:15

You PICKPOCKETED! Buddy. You took $15,000.

Hmmm, is that DetroitSimon's bessie I spy? Better lighten their pockets a tad...

Jun 14, 16:45:44

You PICKPOCKETED! Flippy. You took $15,000.

Now, is there anything left in Detroit? All I can see is poor Hydra. From the look of the hitlist they just wackbacked on one of the 30,000 Durdens we've had of late, poor thing seems to have ended up being Reggie's hand...I wouldn't wanna be his hand after a day of working the Belle Blue suite when he gets back to his private room...better put them out of their misery...

Jun 14, 17:47:03

You PICKPOCKETED! Hydra. You took $15,000.

Bish, bosh, bash....but wait...fuck...

Jun 14, 17:49:01

Hydra caught up to you and beat you down. They took $14,108,713 back. As they walk away they say, "WAKANDA!".

Jun 14, 17:49:45

Your accountant has received payment of $14,108,713 from Hydra. The note "LOL" was included.

Fucker saw me coming. Anyway, respect. Suprised they reimbursed though...did they not see the street post. Ah, of course not. They're in Reggie's crew...they probably didn't even know that we have streets...

Anyway, my rules are my rules:

	Jun 14, 17:55:28	Your accountant has made payment of $14,108,713 to Hydra. The note "Yours to keep" was included.
	Jun 14, 17:55:02	You have regifted Quad Corrupt Agents to Hydra.

Ok, talk to me....

To: Hydra
From: BuddyBigPaw
Sent: Jun 14, '26 18:00
Subject:

I have a lot of respect for that attitude

To: BuddyBigPaw
From: Hydra
Sent: Jun 14, '26 17:59
Subject:

I did not, I only have massive fucking balls mate... But I did not receive that message about mug challenge XD

I always mug and pay back as it is hilarious

To: Hydra
From: BuddyBigPaw
Sent: Jun 14, '26 17:58
Subject:

Deal

Did you know I was running a mugging challenge by the way?

To: BuddyBigPaw
From: Hydra
Sent: Jun 14, '26 17:56
Subject:

I will only keep it, under one condition...

I roll 15m, tops or swap is your choice :D -  if I win, you get your 15m back, I keep the winnings (Either top or Swap)

If I lose, welp, there goes that 15m I PPed and you sent back, mkay?

This sounds good...how does it end?

18:58 <BuddyBigPaw[MR]> c'mon Hydra

18:59 <&MRBot> Hydra accepted House's Tops dice bet. House rolled 939 and Hydra rolled 880. House won $30,000,000 cash.

19:00 *** Hydra[MR] (Hydra@MR-CEBC9FF9.lounge.mafiareturns.hydra.com) has joined the channel

19:01 <BuddyBigPaw[MR]> lol

Oh...balls...

Times a ticking for that bounty you put on me dogfart