It has been some time since I have failed in my attempts to take money off the locals. It is normally a swift in and out, within a flash and undetectable.

The past 24 hours have been difficult in fact it has been so bad I have started drinking and I am NOT a big drinker.

I am unsure if it is Timmy or the TenInches that draws me in but I am finding it very difficult to take money from this little nobody. I need your help.

Aug 03, 08:30:33    You tried to PICKPOCKET! TenInchTim.

Aug 03, 07:29:07    You tried to PICKPOCKET! TenInchTim.

Aug 04, 05:52:34    You tried to PICKPOCKET! TenInchTim.

I will send each and every man and his dog, cat, hedgehog and Dalmatian $69 plus a little beer money for each official pickpocket of the little ode TenInchTim for the rest of his days.

Send the proof to me here and you will receive a golden envelope with a stick of rock and $69 

I find it hilarious that I've been in the business for a mere 4 days and a seasoned veteran such as yourself cannot lift a measly dollar out of my pockets. You bring shame to yourself, your family and to the whole city of Philly. 

The fact that you have tried to enlist every gangster in the country to help you steal some change from my pocket speaks volume. I'm embarrassed for you. 

Furthermore, my tiny little pockets are too small for your ginormous hands. Good luck, loser.

With you being a TenInchTim I just need you to know I want to help build your confidence. The women around here normally expect smaller. Not many people have a 10 inches of nose and empty pockets. DO NOT worry we will cross paths again and now I have my small army building with the acquisition of LonelyWolf I fully expect you to be hunted down until your last days.

I do have enormous hands. They are perfect for holding all the cash from a days work

I would also like it on record that I will mug any little bitch that gets caught red handed trying to slip their filthy mitts into my pants. 

Fortunately, I'm semi blind so the likelihood of me actually seeing you is slim. 

Nevertheless, my intents are brutal. 

when I think of a name like TenInchTim I dont dare stick my hand in those pockets, scared I might not be grabbing a bankroll.

This is why we need to be trying the great TIT. I need to know if it really is what he says it is so please try him TheTripleDeuce

This mornings loser is Mario_ . 

He has also failed to pp the 5 day old newcomer to these shores. 

This is slowly becoming the wall of shame. 

Freixenet takes me on the chin all the time.

The TenInchTim fan club is fighting back. 

This is slowly becoming a war you are not equipped to deal with. 

Bebe witnesses the interaction between a few mafioso before chiming in herself.

"I can positively, 1,000% guarantee that TenInchTim's pockets are not impenetrable," she states. "I mean.... Not right this second, because I have this imaginary cool-down timer running, but..... Soon! Very soon! And I'll tell you all about it after I finish digging through his pockets!"

She pauses, thinking for a moment before continuing, "Who wants to have a guess at what is actually in his pockets? I mean, it's gotta' be something weird, right? I guess we'll find out!"

This morning I have awoken with a cunning plan that none of you would have seen coming. I'm rather proud of myself. The ingenuity, the creativity, the genius. 

Starting today, I will no longer be wearing any clothes. 

Best of luck to you picking my pockets! 

Oh lord, that means theres fewer places to keep your money!

ya'll gonna need gloves and lots of em.

The man the myth the naked person is so very damned difficult to find 

Looks like they are not here? Possibly in jail? Maybe somewhere else?