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| Vader's Home for Wayward Souls | Started by: Darth_Vader on Aug 12, '08 03:46 |
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In the background you see the finishing touches on a new addition to the streets. A Victorian era house with a sign in the front reading Vader's Home to Wayward Souls Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, today I come onto these fine streets to announce the opening of the Vader Home for Wayward Souls. Here at the VHWS we will be taking in all those new to this thing of ours and those that might need a bit of a refresher course in manners and such. So if you are new to This Thing of Ours or simply need a bit a wakeup please feel free to stop by and get the help you clearly need. Our door is always open to all those in need. And for all you old timers out there and to anyone with a bit of charity in his or her heart please donate to help these poor souls out. I will be offering start up loans to all those that enter my doors. Though the amount will depend on how much you impress me. |
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Enters the old building and greets Vader with a handshake Very nice place you have vader, i wish you every success. Im no old-timer. Fairly new to these streets, but i wish this place had been around when i first turned up. |
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| Reply by: Joop at Aug 12, '08 05:37 | |
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Vader my old friend! I told you our paths would cross again! Much thanks for all you did the young boy said. For I have followed your direction and you have lead well down the right path! So for the next kid that is lost, Vader will be here I am sure to help you out as he did for me! Until next time, and farwell! The dust kicks up as the door opens and yet the young man had stopped. "Thank you kind sir once again, I will surely remember you for all you have done and will not be forgotten!" The young man said as the door slammed behind him! |
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| Reply by: Chanzler at Aug 12, '08 06:13 | |
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Enters the building and greets Vader What a wonderful establishment you have here hun, like Joop said i wish there was something like this when i started, where i could go and learn the ropes. Again i'm no old-timer either but i think i know quite a bit so if you need any help with anything you know where i am. ciao Foofaton lights a cigarette, turns on her heels and walks out of the door to the cold streets again, and disappears down the nearest alley. |
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| Reply by: Foofaton at Aug 12, '08 07:44 | |
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| Thanks for all your support. Later today I will open a class to the public on the fine art of the Drug sale. Feel free to stop by and ask any questions that you may have. Also all those new to these streets please contact me via Mobmail if you have any questions. | |
| Reply by: Darth_Vader at Aug 12, '08 13:30 | |
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| It's always good to see a Mafioso willing to give a helping hand. I hope everything works out for you. If you need any help Vader, let me know. I will be more than happy to assist. | |
| Reply by: StonedSilent at Aug 12, '08 16:14 | |
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| Good idea vader, I hope your venture goes well. As StonedSilent says, it's always good to see people willing to lend their experience. | |
| Reply by: Caligula at Aug 12, '08 17:29 | |
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Welcome class, todays lesson will be about the art of the drug sale. Buying and selling drugs is a great way to earn the extra money you need to donate to your boss and to pick up the few extra luxuries you need in life. It is a pretty straight forward activity but some may have questions or issues with it and I will be more than happy to help them out with it. Here is a list of all the drugs and the high, average and low price of them. Drug Low Avg. High Marijuana 1 146 291 Mushrooms 70 195 320 Amphetamines 450 785 1120 Grain Alcohol 200 800 1100 Hashish 252 588.5 925 Opium 316 607 898 Morphine 873 1698.5 2524 Barbiturates 2260 4506.5 6753 Heroin 4285 7107.5 9930 Cocaine 4695 7962.5 11230 The goal is to buy your drugs at the lowest price and then to sell them at the highest price. Now remember to keep in mind that you can only fly once every 2 hours so if you see your products price rise and another products price fall, then it may be a good idea to sell and buy that product instead. Always remember to ask your friends for their prices in their cities, but don't ask random people, or to use the drug tip. That is all for today, if you have any more questions please fell free to ask. And if you have any suggestions for a lesson please let me know, either here or in a MobMail(MM). |
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| Reply by: Darth_Vader at Aug 12, '08 21:03 | |
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| Well played here Vadar, in my opinion all of us should show our support for these "Young Guns" as it were, this place is a great establishment in our streets, and between everyone's collective experience I'm sure we can actually do a fair amount of good for our world here, and there's always that chance, heaven forbid, that our sons or daughters may one day be forced to grace these steps. | |
| Reply by: -Montiego- at Aug 12, '08 23:36 | |
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| Thank you very much for your most generous support Montiego, with your help and with others I will be able to give something back to the "Young Guns". Please donate to this worthy cause if it is within you means. And as always if you have any questions or need to talk just MM me. | |
| Reply by: Darth_Vader at Aug 13, '08 00:00 | |
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Listens very closely to what Mr.Vader says Wow Mr.Vader that was great lesson, I have just learned a lot of good information. Now I might be able to make it on these streets.One more thing Mr.Vader when will you be having more lessons? You seem very knowledgeable and I would like to sit in on all of your lessons, sir.By the way thanx again. |
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| Reply by: NicodemoScarfo at Aug 13, '08 16:37 | |
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Well Nico i had planned for another lesson today, but due to the birth of my niece plans have changed and i may not have my next lesson ready until tomorrow. I will give you a heads up on what the lesson plan is though, The Art of the Invite Request. As always if you have any questions or suggestions for lessons Mobmail me or come on up to the House and let me know. |
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| Reply by: Darth_Vader at Aug 13, '08 17:23 | |
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Looks at Darth_Vader and with much excitement says Wow a niece congrats sir!If you dont mind I will just hang around and wait for your next lesson ,sir. Stands around anxiously waiting for the next lesson |
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| Reply by: NicodemoScarfo at Aug 13, '08 17:31 | |
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| This should be intriguing, mind if i sit in as well and maybe toss my two cents in afterward? | |
| Reply by: -Montiego- at Aug 13, '08 18:51 | |
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Id like to sit in also, Pulls up a chair next to Montiego It seems there are more experienced people, than the younger ones in this class. Yet, You learn something new every day. |
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| Reply by: Joop at Aug 13, '08 19:18 | |
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Monty grins at Joop. "Heh, learn best from examples made by your peer's mistakes eh?" |
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| Reply by: -Montiego- at Aug 13, '08 20:05 | |
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Leans back relaxing on his chair "Wise words Monty" Nodding in agreement "When does this lesson kick off?" |
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| Reply by: Joop at Aug 13, '08 20:13 | |
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Hello class, today's lesson is The Art of the Invite Request. There are quite a few good ways out to ask for a invitation to a family and also quite a few bad ways out there. We will start with a look at some of the bad ways. "can i joinz ur crew" "let me in ur crewz or i will wack u 4realz" "u r so cool i want to be just like u and kill people and steal stuff" "i heard u r mighty powerful and kill all the people i want to do that too" "sup bitch, let me in ur family or die" Now these are just general examples, but the gist is don't talk like this or send anything at all resembling this to a CrewLeader, at best they will ignore you and at worst you will be killed for your disrespect. Rule number 1 when requesting a invite is to be at all times respectful. Now I will give you some examples of a good invite request. Hello Sir(or Ma'am, always try to figure out the gender of the person you are sending the request to), My name is Darth Vader, I am new to this thing of ours, but I have heard great things about yourself and your organization. I am quite the hard worker and will do my utmost to accomplish all that is required of me. I know that i would make a excellent addition to your organization and will pledge my life to faithfully serve you. Respectfully, Darth Vader Now you don't have write exactly like that, but remember to put forth some effort into your invite request. One liners are usually denied as anyone that won't put effort into their invite request probably won't be putting effort into helping out the family. Three things to always remember when writing your invite request are: 1. Respect- Absolutely essential, at all times you must realize that the person you are addressing is a powerful member of our society and must always be treated as such. 2. Effort- The more effort you put into your invite the better your chances to be accepted into the family. One liners are not acceptable, a good estimate of length would be about a paragraph. 3. Proper Grammar- Please write in proper English and use the proper grammar. I understand that English is not everyones first language but try to be as exact as you can. Using slang and text speak is not acceptable and can upset some Crewleaders enough to possible have you killed. That ends my lesson on invite requests. If you have any more questions on the subject please don't hesitate to Mobmail me or to say so here. And as always if you have any questions about anything or have suggestions for the Home please Mobmail me with them or stop by and let me know here. |
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| Reply by: Darth_Vader at Aug 13, '08 21:07 | |
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Pulls out a notepad and a pen and writes everything down that DV says OK I think I understand how to request an invite now.This is the best class I have ever been in. I cant wait for the next lesson. Looks at Darth_Vader Excuse me sir when is the next class? |
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| Reply by: NicodemoScarfo at Aug 13, '08 22:21 | |
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| Im thiking either sometime late tomorrow or the next day. I got a few things to do, but I'll try to post lessons or discussions and such every day or two. | |
| Reply by: Darth_Vader at Aug 13, '08 22:22 | |
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