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| How Not to Get Promoted | Started by: Taskmaster on Sep 05, '08 09:20 |
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2. Keep asking the boss when he or she is going to make you the "Godfather of Soul." <- Done. Not working. 3. During a war strategy meeting, keep asking, "is that what Jesus would do?" <- Done with slight moderation (baby Jesus, What would baby Jesus think of that, Remember that Jesus loves you, etc, etc) 4. Offer to teach the crew how to hide weapons in their body cavities. <- Just showed'em. Then got someone to show them on a regular basis. 5. Instead of "Godfather" call your boss "Fairy Godmother." <- Done. Got promoted. 7. Tape a "Wack me!" sign to your boss' back. <- Made street thread. Diddn't get demoted. Caught what i thought was a bit to small to be a football with my forhead a few hours later. 10. Constantly show off your "mafia member". <- Done. With what crew I belonged to and OCCATIONALLY showing off the wrong card. 12. Ask the boss when her baby is due. <- Done. 14. running around the hq naked screaming the FBI is coming would <- Done on regular basis. People stop noticing after a while. They just make remarks, stating to your supperiors that you might be overworked. |
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| Reply by: LJzorz at Sep 11, '08 22:39 | |
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