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Tea Time!: Issue Eight Started by: Forever on Sep 10, '08 00:07
gets the paper outside his door, sits down and reads the new Issue of his favorite paper


Great read looking forward to issue 9.
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Zish steals a copy of the newspaper from the local stand, takes a few reads then hands it to a boy passing by.


Hmm... From what I read, good read. I'm definitely looking out for who Marietta spends her time with.

Stumbles, then walks off..
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A lot of things to read, fortunately I like long-reading-hours.

Good job girls.
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Great read, I needed a catch up on whats been giong on and I'm looking forward to the next.
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The stuff about IronFist is not true...we're just on vacation...
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Excellent edition as usual, Ladies. I will brighten your collective day by offering some of my own comments and insight.


For starters, those lovable who-errs. While you may not see them boldly strolling the streets, they are still around. However, who-errs are not a "clique group". We operate more like a militia or the National Guard. When there is no need for us, we go our separate ways and blend in with the citizenry. BUT! Should another epidemic of tardism rear its ugly head, we will emerge from the woodwork and destroy all in our path.


Next up, the situation with Lily. As stated, this endeavor was the beginning of my quest to repopulate the seven cities with non-idiots. Hopefully she is expecting triplets. It would make my job much easier. The rest of you bright and attractive young ladies will be getting your helping of swine soon enough. I cannot repopulate the cities with just one woman. The stupid and unattractive ones have nothing to fear. I only seek quality genes.


Next up...

There is an old Italian proverb that says, "The mother of idiots is always pregnant."


Yeah, I did that too. Hopefully, with my help, she will no longer be the "mother of idiots".


Other notes:


Striphe is always broke because he is a crack whore. Lay off the drugs and start charging more than three fiddy, you filthy slut.


RHM Death Match? Are you serious? Can I use live ammunition? (Side note: I could never shoot Vienna. I may need her genes for my "project".)


Last week's surveys: I did not find a box labeled "Been there, done that" under which Tea Time editor I would want to sleep with. Thus, I refrained from voting.


Finally, I noticed that there was a heavy emphasis in this edition on remembrance for the recently deceased. I would like to share my own personal sentiments...


"Lolz."
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On a crowded street Maxie noticed a young thug pick up the newest edition of Tea Time off of a bus stop bench. He looked at the front page and tossed it on the ground. As he walked towards an alley Maxie picked up the paper and followed him. She grabbed his arm and twisted it up behind his back then slammed him face first against a garbage dumpster.


You should show more fuckin' respect to Tea Time, boy.

The thug cursed and complained but Maxie ignored him. She pulled him back out to the street and held the paper up in front of his bloody face.


Now fold this and put it back on the bench.

As he took the paper and did what Maxie told him to do a man and woman walking on the sidewalk stopped and looked at the injured young man with concern. Maxie returned their stare.


What the fuck are you looking at? Keep walking and mind your own fuckin' business.
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CP are the emos?


Wow. That makes me want to stick the recording of my poetry on, lock myself in a darkened room and fucking cut myself.


Yeah.
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Looking forward to the next one! :)
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