I decided to go to a James Bond themed party dressed as Shirley Eaton. For those who don't know, she died after being painted gold.

Long story short, we lined up for a photo, only I didn't know I was going to get sexually abused when the photo was taken. I took several minutes of violent assaults by around 8 different bond characters.

Photo being taken:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/181332_10151229330223303_776405397_n.jpg

Violent man-rape:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/3491_10151229329818303_1195795571_n.jpg

Since my son did not allow me to upload his failure movie, I found two other pictures.

One from a competition a while back when I just started playing.

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/8271/falure.jpg

And then a car we spotted and speeded to get a picture of his license plate

http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/6205/kenteken.jpg

Germans have a strange sense of humor :P

On patrol in Haiti and falling asleep...

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/405/35739779332858849320749.jpg/

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/33/35739779332863839131981.jpg/

Yep thats your government dollars hard at work...

These are my smart cats, they know where to hide:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/857685_345303215586624_1554218502_o.jpg

Time for some Mince meat

We were driving back from New York with my fiancee and a friend and since my friend was a good driver and I was sick of not being able to enjoy the sights, I told him to drive a little while because I was tired.

Since it was my own car, you could say I wasn't used to sitting in the back seat, so when I was about to get out of the car, the difference in shape between the front door and the back door made it so my miscalculation had dire consequences. I banged my head on the very corner of the door with the full swing of me trying to stand up coming out of the car.

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc238/adrianrr/DSCF0072_zpsc32c9d85.jpg

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc238/adrianrr/DSCF0071_zps18e25fdc.jpg

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc238/adrianrr/DSCF0070_zps578ce28c.jpg

So these are examples of my complete and utter photo taking failures.

A couple years ago, I decided to super hipster and buy myself a lomography camera, like instragram on film (what!). I got me a super cute pink Diana camera, which is meant to take 120 mm film, but can be adapted for 35mm. So I started with 35mm film (cheaper to buy and develop)...and I ran around Toronto and Montreal taking pictures. I just kind of failed to account for the fact my viewfinder is for the 120mm exposure...and my attempts at being artistic by layering exposures sucked...so most of my pictures looked like these:

http://postimg.org/image/9dte8jh3j/

http://postimg.org/image/4nca5aodz/

http://postimg.org/image/crq7tosxp/

http://postimg.org/image/bdzgd8cdf/

I should stick to digital cameras...

One time i was out hanging with a few friends and i started getting mad at one of them. So we got in this big old argument and he basically insulted my character saying i was no one special. It really began to bother me and my words started to stumble. You can just skip to 1:54 to hear it.

Calling myself Gay

I know this is OOC but i dont have time to post anything. I really wish i could though :/

I took my son to Arsenal's Emirates Stadium last December for his birthday.

Now being a supporter of a 'small' football club (Swansea City AFC), we never really expected to come away with a draw, nevermind a win.

Anyway, I promised that I'd be my usual calm, quiet and reserved self.... right up intil our centre forward scored the wiining goal with just minutes to go.

http://i1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc375/ivord/MichuArsenal.jpg

I'm the idiot with the Persil White sleeves just left of centre in that photo with my arms flung in to the air in celebration. I think I jumped around like a complete loon for a couple of minutes!

i never was a fan of CS and this day i was trying to learn how to play, it was againist boots... what a shame :/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4nrTkkTk3k

All I have is photos where people were herpin their derp...one of them being me...

My best friend and I...she kind of started to derp

http://i778.photobucket.com/albums/yy61/elisedear/524190_10100467041008085_1507870842_n_zps570ee506.jpg

Um...me with some college friends...I either look drunk or high or just...yea fail...

http://i778.photobucket.com/albums/yy61/elisedear/7326_1215991995278_6147789_n_zps3f4b5a47.jpg

This is my friend's after a night out around Christmas,

My friend Seamo decides he doesn't want his kebab anymore!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNEmMHZt8BQ&feature=youtu.be

Plenty more where that came from if ya want haha

My girlfriend and I went to visit an 1812 war reenactment last summer. It was a really hot day, a lot of people, dust, smoke, generally unpleasant conditions to be outside. Me being the boy, decided to ditch my girlfriend at one point to move closer to the action. I didn't even realize she wasn't around me until half an hour later when she found me. It is an understatement to say she was "a little" upset with me for leaving her. She was the one in charge of the camera while I was the pack mule with all the water and her hat (lol). In this clip, she interrupts her filming of the battle so she can make sure I understand that she's not happy with me.

http://youtu.be/nrn7ON2PuJg

Here's a video of one of my friends getting soaked last year. He was pure wasted out of his head on drink and the smell off him just after a house party.

My other friend and I thought it would be funny to throw him in the shower at like 1 in the morning. Was funny as hell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6nqhg_M9-g

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/644374_4494383752937_760386014_n.jpg

I present: What happens when I try and skateboard down a hill and end up going 20mph on a shitty ghetto fishboard.