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| A Mafia Wedding: Marietta and Prozac | Started by: Prozac on Nov 22, '08 21:11 |
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As you walk up to the cathedral entrance you see many peopl e milling about already, there are guards posted by the doorway to keep out the riff raff. As you check in and enter the building you see flowers everywhere. Many boquets of white and red roses line the walls and the altar where the ceremony will take place. You move along and are ushered to you sitting place and wait patiently for the festivities to begin Standing up at the alter is the groom, Prozac, along side him there is Bi_Polar_Bear standing in as best man and FrankieFigs beside him as a groomsman. Birday stands to the side of FrankieFigs, he is clearly nervous and not sure what hes doing although you see hes shuffling rings around so you assume he is ring bearer. Suddenly the music starts from the organ at the end of the church and everyone stands and looks to the entrance First to come through the door is the cutest little girl ever, shes holding a basket full of rose petals that shes tossing along the floor as she walks down the aisle, behind her comes Mariettas Maid of Honor, Zoey, looking at all the guest as she passes. Next to come is Tatiana looking straight ahead all serious like. Finally after the anticipation builds Marietta walks through and everyone is smiling at her as she walks by. The flashes of camera bulbs rain through the church as she makes her way to the alter to stand beside her groom. Preist: Everyone please be seated, as a request from the bride and groom we shall make this a quick ceremony as they both have important business to attend to before the wedding night Preist: We are gathered here today to join Prozac and Marietta in the holy vows of marriage. To bless this union in the eyes of our lord god. Prozac do you intend to love and honor your bride, to be at her side through good times and bad, to provide and cherish her for as long as you live? Prozac: I do Preist: Do you Marietta, take your groom to be at your side, to be faithful and ever loving, to honor your bond and companionship as long as you live? Marietta: I do Preist: After hearing your vows and solemn words I now ask that the rings be brought forth. Birday shuffles up to the front and places the rings in the hands of the preist and quickly returns to his place to the side of Frankie Figs Preist: I now hand the both of you these rings to place on your beloveds finger to symbolize your eternal love for each other The preist places a ring into the hand of Marietta and Prozac Preist: Prozac as you place this ring on to the finger of Marietta you bind yourself to her. Prozac slides the ring onto mariettas finger Prozac: By sliding this ring on your finger i dedicate my life and my love to you. I shall forever be yours. Preist: Marietta, as you place this ring on the finger of Prozac you bind yourself to him. Marietta slides the ring onto Prozacs finger Marietta: By sliding this ring on your finger i dedicate my and love to you. I shall forever be yours. Preist: You have both professed your love and dedicated yourselves to one another, I hereby now pronounce you husband and wife, you may kiss your bride. Marietta and Prozac embrace and kiss deeply for all to see Preist: Ladies and Gentlemen I am happy to give you the happy couple Everyone begins to clap and cheer as the camera flashes ring out once again. Marietta and Prozac make their way down the stairs of the alter and towards the entrance followed by their bridesmaids and groomsmen. At the entrance they stop and wait so they may receive the guests as they exit so they can thank them for their attendance at the wedding |
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MARI! At last, from when my great grandfather took you on as his ass....ssiant, each of my family members has thought of you in the highest regards. Don of Detroit and husband to...Prozac....well I guess you could have gone worse and went for a Rourke, I'm so happy for you two regardless. I'm sure the hotel will be having lots of complaints...that is if Prozac finds his viagra. ALL THE BEST GUYS Big wet smoochs Have fun! |
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| Reply by: Birday at Nov 22, '08 21:18 | |
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Congradulations to both of you. Its so refreshing to see love in the streets instead of bullets. May your first child be a manly child and may you have many more. |
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| Reply by: -K- at Nov 22, '08 21:25 | |
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| Every girl deserves and dreams of having her own wedding...I heard that somewhere. Mafia Dons are included in this, I am very happy for the both of you and am proud to see this joyous event. I hope that I can meet some lucky lady some day *goes into daydream mode* Oops this is your guys moment go be happy! | |
| Reply by: bigdaddy183 at Nov 22, '08 21:31 | |
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A young claps and lets a single tear run down his face Congrats, I'm glad I was here for this. |
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| Reply by: Shadow at Nov 22, '08 21:38 | |
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Clinton pulls up in his 32'Ford and walks up to the steps of the church, He pulls out some lovely White Carnations and sets them down on one of the pews. (Clinton however is not used to this kinda stuff as he is used to Pulling out Gatling guns and Pistols out) " I love to say Congrats to the both of you, may you cherish this moment for the rest of your lives" As Clinton says. Clinton walks down the steps and continues on into the world.... |
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| Reply by: Clinton_Sparks at Nov 22, '08 21:42 | |
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who would of thought Congratulations to both of you....Marriage is a garden along the path will be roses and thorns cherish the roses and shoot the thorns. Good Luck |
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| Reply by: spitfire at Nov 22, '08 22:24 | |
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BAH!!! Always the brides maid...never the bride!!! I HATE YOU! PROZAC!! |
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| Reply by: FrankieFigs at Nov 22, '08 22:32 | |
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| *FLASH* *grabs camra and destroys it* "NO FREKIN PICTURES GOT IT" *walks up to prosac* "sorry to inform you that the godfather couldnot ake it good day." *walks to the car* | |
| Reply by: Goodinbad at Nov 22, '08 22:40 | |
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CONGRATULATIONS Nice one i hope your lifes together will be great untill the last breath. Shakes Prozac's hand and hugs Marietta "Cya later guys i have a plane and some drugs to attend to i hope it all go well together :) |
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| Reply by: Death-Knight at Nov 22, '08 23:41 | |
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Stands in the back and claps softly..watching the two infront of all the people, so happy.. You know, my life consists of death, drugs and crime.. sometimes its nice to see something beautiful. Now take it to the room, and get this warm loving stuff out of my criminal mind.. I got business to handle! Watches the two leave and sighs.. knowing she is now taken and he lost his chance |
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| Reply by: StripheCorelli at Nov 22, '08 23:45 | |
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Aerosmith is walking down the street, and notices the commotion at the church. Fearing the worst, he goes toward them, only to get a piece of rice in his eye. Ow! Son of a bitch! The groom turns to him and gives him an evil look, as if saying 'If you don't move, we'll both kick your ass.' Sorry, sir. I would like to offer my congratulations, and I hope your first child is a strong, masculant child. |
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| Reply by: Aerosmith at Nov 23, '08 02:41 | |
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| Concratulation, Prozac and Marrieta, i you all the best in the future and happy ever after. | |
| Reply by: Shadow_Demon at Nov 23, '08 03:09 | |
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| Congratulations you two, remember Marietta, anythang happens I know a good lawyer ;) | |
| Reply by: King_Cav at Nov 23, '08 03:22 | |
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Pushing the cab door open Sheriff steps out rather quickly and looks up at the gigantic church. The bells were ringing and the doors were opening, rice was being thrown and pigeons were choking. Damnit! She swore at the church and swore again as she pulled her eyes shut and shrugged her shoulders down. Swearing at the church was never a good idea, but Sheriff was never able to break the habit. She didn't fumble over her mistake and disrespect to (the) god(s) and continued on her way out of the cab. Rushing up the steps of the church was not an easy thing to do in her long formal dress, she almost tripped twice and had the image of herself falling to her death, soon after bums stealing her cherry chap stick from her purse. Sheriff shuddered at the thought and kept her feet going. Finally she made it to the top and there they were, Marietta in white and Prozac in purple Well...uh.... Sheriff thought about commenting on the color of the suit, but decided to save that for later. Wait! She shrieked, to rushed to say it just loudly. Birds flew away and a baby started to cry. Sheriff bit her lip, but noticed that she had gotten everyone's attention. This wedding can't happen! Well...ahh..obviously it already has happened, but it doesn't matter. Sheriff looked for the words to explain herself. Marietta is already married. Eyes loomed at her, they silently screamed that she should explain herself before they throw her into the mental hospital again. Marietta married young, very young. She married her high school sweet heart in a fit of passion and to take a stab at her father, but then her father to a stab, literally, at her new husband and Marietta had thought he was dead. No worries though! Sheriff rolled her eyes as she saw the crowds looks. Do I look like a grave robber? Honestly, I found him. Marietta's father couldn't do it, he couldn't kill something that meant so much to his daughter. He could however make it look like he had killed him. That guy really sounds like a bastard. Sheriff looked at Marietta and shrugged. No offense. Anyway, Marietta's father sent Marietta's husband far far away. To the amazon actually and that is where I found him. She quickly held up a finger before people could protest. Why isn't he here you ask. Well he had to finish some tribal thing, but he will be here tomorrow. |
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| Reply by: IShotTheSheriff at Nov 23, '08 12:51 | |
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Congrats to both of you. Will be seeing little mobster feet running about anytime soon. LOL |
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| Reply by: Hellboy at Nov 23, '08 13:09 | |
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Congratulations, you pair of fine businessmen! May you live long and prosper, or live not very long and enjoy every minute. Probably the latter tbh, one of the joys of the Mafia. Especially marrying a pharmacist. Shakes his head. Prozac already tried to tempt me into purchasing large amounts of drugs from him. |
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| Reply by: Mane at Nov 23, '08 13:57 | |
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Tempe walks up to her good friends, and business partners, and after hugging them both, she steps back and says It is always wonderful to see two people in love promise themselves to the other for eternity. I hope that your marriage is always blessed and that through the rough times, you always remember this day and your undying love. Good luck with everything, and I'll be sure to be around when the little ones are coming ;) |
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| Reply by: Temperance at Nov 23, '08 14:16 | |
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Standing on the street corner holding a dozen roses for his boss he just came across the anouncment of the wediing......but I thought........ Feeling lost and unloved ...Again... he dumps the flowers off in the next trash can he passes. Never again will his heart be lost... he promised himself right there on the spot... never never again. So back to the streets he went the only love that had not refused him. He was going to be the best mobster the City had ever seen... and he vowed to do it alone..with no one by his side. "Congrats you two may your quest in marriage bring you to a wonderful life together". |
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| Reply by: Zpack at Nov 23, '08 14:36 | |
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| I just wanna say congrats to the both of u cheers | |
| Reply by: most_wanted2k2 at Nov 23, '08 15:43 | |
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