Well well well. I bet that got your attention, didn't it?! You blood thirsty little leeches!

In all seriousness; it is my great pleasure and privilege to announce, in partnership with the gorgeous AlabamaWorley of New York, The Brooklyn & Loop Boxing Commission.

What is this, I hear you ask? It is, simply put, the most comprehensive and ambitious boxing set up our thing has seen yet. The concept is very simple; boxers will sign up to our roster and slug it out over 3 or 6 rounds for a chance to take home a substantial prize and, perhaps more importantly, the prestige and bragging rights that come with being a top drawer prize fighter. These fights will not be decided according to your own prowess, skills rank or level in this thing; but according to a random series of events (although there are one or two ways to gain an upper hand!) For full information of the boxing rules and how things will be decided: check THIS out

The Inaugural BALB Commission Saturday Fight Night!

Bulldozing  into a city near you this Saturday night, the BALB Commission has the very best boxing the 4 cities have to offer! On the bill this weekend for the first time in the history of Mafia Boxing we have 3 bouts of the very highest quality as a mere appetizer before the jaw-dropping spectacle of this week's main event.

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Undercard Matches - 500k buy in per boxer - The winner of each bout takes all, plus 10% of the monies wagered on that bout!
 

Fight 1: TBC v TBC @ 9:00pm Mafia Time Saturday July 13th
Fight 2: TBC v TBC @ 9:20pm Mafia Time Saturday July 13th
Fight 3: TBC v TBC @ 9:40pm Mafia Time Saturday July 13th

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The Main Event!  - $1,000,000 buy in per boxer in a winner takes all clash. The victor will take 10% of the main purse gambling take.

TBC v TBC @ 10:00pm Mafia Time Saturday July 13th

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Any boxers wishing to register for either the undercard fights or the main event must do so by a public response to this flyer and all registration fees are payable to Cantona. Each boxer may only register in 1 bout, and there will only be one main event this week; though more undercard bouts may be added to the schedule depending on interest.

So, there you have it folks. Do you fancy yourself as Mafia's next top boxer? Do you need to prove to your buddies that you've not been emasculated by your domineering wife? Or do you simply need to claw back some money lost in a series of increasing risky and nonsensical bets? If the answer to any of these questions is yes, you may want to consider registering for this week's fights for as little as 500k! Don't forget, regardless of who you are you still have the same chances to win and the BALB Commission makes no profit from boxer buy ins.

If you're not a fighter but you're interested in our little venture, please be aware that AlabamaWorley will be taking to the streets over the next couple of days to make you all fully aware of what gambling options and odds are available for the fights. Of particular interest will be the main bout where outright betting, round-by-round betting and knockout and knockdown betting will be available throughout the fight. To stay abreast of what's going on in a fight you have money on, full blow-by-blow commentary of the main event will be available in the coffeeshops, so stop by our room (#boxing) to watch the bouts unfold in real time.

If you have any questions about gambling, boxing, or the BALB Commission in general, please don't hesitate to introduce yourself to myself or Alabama either here in the streets or over on IRC Avenue!

Sammy reads the bulletin in the streets. Knowing he is a tough guy he signs his name.

SammyGravano-Main event 

Your accountant makes note that $1,000,000 has been wired to Cantona from your account.

"Come on we all know im the best there ever was and ever will be. You thank you go the balls to step up to me come and get some. All i see is a bunch of punks that cant fight their way our of a paper bag."

Alabama smiles as the first person with some testicular fortitude steps up and puts their name down for the Main Event

Mighty brave of you there, Sammy! Stepping up to the plate without knowing who you might face. We'll now need to wait with baited breath to see who in their right mind wants to take you on.

Is anyone brave enough to step up and challenge Sammy? Remember folks, full pot to the winner plus 10% of any takings from bets on the bout. Full details on all the betting aspects will be provided in due course.

Dalton wasn't known to step away from a challenge, and he saw one here.

Your accountant makes note that $1,000,000 has been wired to Cantona from your account.

James "The Cooler" Dalton - Main Event

Dalton lit a smoke as he sized up the competition.

Alabama bit her lip as she watched Dalton step up to the plate and throw down the entry fee to Cantona's accountant

Now then, now then. Looks like we have ourselves a Main Event!

Alabama takes a good luck at both men, sizing them up from every angle.

Now that we have fighters on the cards, it will be much easier for me to start drawing up the odds for the fight. Hopefully we'll have some undercards step up to the challenge also so that we can get all the details out to folks as soon as possible!

Dalton finished his smoke, dropping it and carefully butting in out. He thought this man deserved some respect, so he approached SammyGravano and shook his hand firmly.

You certainly look like you can hold your own Don Gravano. Far be it from me not to offer a man respect when it is due. May the best man win.

Sammy watchs the man approach him and look him dead in the eyes and offer up respect. Sammy reaches his hand out and says 

"Yes sir may the best man win."

and exactly ho is this supposed to work? is this another dueling competition?

I'd refer you back to one of the first things I said, Imhotep:

These fights will not be decided according to your own prowess, skills rank or level in this thing; but according to a random series of events (although there are one or two ways to gain an upper hand!) For full information of the boxing rules and how things will be decided: check THIS out

So, no. It is categorically not a duel - it is not decided based on your individual talents and you face no actual risk. Aside from that, I'm not sure what to say as all the information to explain exactly how this works has already been stated. If there's anything particular you're unsure of or want clarifying then please let me know of any specific questions you have and I can help you out.

Arthur walks up to the clean flyer and struggles to read it to himself out loud.

"A fight eh this is perfect, I was born to cave in my opponents face."

He walks into Cantona's office and slams down the flyer and an envelope filled with cash.

Your accountant makes note that $500,000 has been wired to Cantona from your account.

"I want the first undercard fight." Arthur says as he walks out into the streets screaming for someone to challenge him.

Rustling in the chains of his chair McDermott laughs. As a deep roar surges through his body he can't help but contain himself.

I'm in.

Your accountant makes note that $500,000 has been wired to Cantona from your account.

Well well well, interest has certainly risen and we now have our first undercard clash in an All-Michigan brawl as McDermott 'The Detroit Exploiter' takes on Arthur 'Pain' Dayne in the 9:00pm fight!

That leaves just 4 slots left for the remaining undercard bouts. All though we may add more bouts to the schedule; myself and Alabama maybe attending to other business for the next few hours. If neither myself or him are present; do bear in mind that the last 4 slots will go to simply to the next 4 registering boxers provided they have paid their fee.

Imhotep laughs evilly and takes this challenge... 

Your accountant makes note that $1,000,000 has been wired to Cantona from your account.

If any of you think your man enough to challenge the great Imhotep i dare you to face me in the main event!

Prometheus approached Cantona and discreetly slid an envelope into his pocket. Approaching the sign-in sheet, Prometheus scribbled his name down underneath the others and looked at his competition.

Prometheus, "The Titan" - Undercard.

Prometheus then turned and walked off into the night.

"Do you need to prove to your buddies that you've not been emasculated by your domineering wife?"

"As a matter of fact I do. My mates bust my balls all the time telling me I'm whipped. I DO WHAT I WANT, as long as my wife says it's okay. Sign me up for the undercard. I'll show them I'm not a girlie man!"

Your accountant makes note that $500,000 has been wired to Cantona from your account.

Gastone watches as everyone is all shouting and talking their game. He quietly walks up and drops a black bag onto the table he looks at Alabama and Cantona and says

"The bag has $500,000 in it match me up against anyone. I am not scared of any of these chumps."

Your accountant makes note that $500,000 has been wired to Cantona from your account.

Your accountant makes note that $500,000 has been wired to Cantona from your account.

Count me in.

Deadmoney the one man that puts the L back in Lazy read the flyer if there was one thing that got this man motivated and thats the chance to put the hurt on some poor sap.

A boxing match i think i will have to enter this then 

Turning to his accountant Deadmoney smiles

I will try my hand at this send the required funds to Mr Cantona please

Your accountant makes note that $500,000 has been wired to Cantona from your account.

Sabrina looks over the flyer than approaches cantona "Are girls allowed to fight two? Or is this a only for men type thing?"

Alabama overhears Sabrina pondering the right for women to fight

I think if we neglected to include females, Ziva might just make a mockery of us and beat the shit out of all our other fighters just to prove a point. So for that reason, Women are most certainly welcome participants!!

Plus, despite Cantona calling me "him", I am a female after all so I would hardly look to exclude my own gender.